The meal Abraham Lincoln ate on his first night in the White House.

The dinner John F Kennedy once served in honour of US Nobel laureates.

“A place so lavish, you wouldn’t believe it.”

“The best house any leader ever lived in.”

“The greatest residence in the history of the world, believe me.”

By dressing up as Melania.

By hiding in the curtains.

By using the techniques of a top, undercover federal agent.

The responsibilities of the next generation.

A washed-up billionaire friend of his who once had a yacht.

You got…

You are a living rebuke to the world’s hugest ego. Your ignorance of all things Trump is an act of heroic resistance. Bravo.

You are a living rebuke to the world’s hugest ego. Your ignorance of all things Trump is an act of heroic resistance. Bravo.

You are in danger of becoming a Trump obsessive. Maybe take up a hobby?

You are in danger of becoming a Trump obsessive. Maybe take up a hobby?

You’re keeping across the news, without letting the Orange One inside your head. Keep at it.

You’re keeping across the news, without letting the Orange One inside your head. Keep at it.

You’re keeping across the news, without letting the Orange One inside your head. Keep at it.

Don’t you realise what a danger this man poses to the future of the human race? Don’t you even care?

Don’t you realise what a danger this man poses to the future of the human race? Don’t you even care?

Don’t you realise what a danger this man poses to the future of the human race? Don’t you even care?

You are a living rebuke to the world’s hugest ego. Your ignorance of all things Trump is an act of heroic resistance. Bravo.

You are a living rebuke to the world’s hugest ego. Your ignorance of all things Trump is an act of heroic resistance. Bravo.

You are a living rebuke to the world’s hugest ego. Your ignorance of all things Trump is an act of heroic resistance. Bravo.