Photoshop, Premiere, Maya, AutoCAD, ProTools, Finale, Reason, InDesign. These are the state-of-the art tools for creators. They are all rich, powerful, versatile programs that strive to work at the artist’s level of thought.

And the people who write this amazing software get to use… Visual Studio? Eclipse? Emacs? At least I’ve heard IntelliJ IDEA is great, I’ve never used it. But when contrasting these to the tools above something seems missing. Like a library full of features that bring programs to the coder’s level of abstraction. Languages are attempting this now, but languages are written in text and IDEs are basically text editors with a few extra features. Photographers have clone (a tool that lets them erase sections of images replacing it with something that looks convincingly the background in that area), we have refactor-rename that doesn’t even respect alpha conversion (avoiding name conflicts with your new name).

Why do we even have to worry about alpha conversion? That’s like a composer worrying about MIDI patch numbers! We still denote identity with a string? Premiere wouldn’t have that — it would link directly to the clip in question. Who cares if you have named something else the same thing? My friends have no trouble distinguishing me from another Luke who walked in the room.

And files? We have libraries, namespaces, modules, classes, and functions to organize our code. Files are almost entirely orthogonal and not-almost entirely meaningless. Kudos to CodeBubbles for noticing and removing that tumor. But, that’s just a guy at a university, so naturally we won’t get to use that for real for quite some time.

What’s up with import statements? That’s just some junk that comes with representing programs as text. Eclipse has surpassed those… sortof… but we’re not all Java programmers. Why can’t I just type the class name and then pick the one I want from a list?

All the state-of-the-art creative programs have multiple views: more than one way to see your creation to get a better handle on it. Maya has isometric, wireframe, flat-shaded, full light…. We have the class hierarchy view. Oh boy. Why can’t I look at

while (!queue.empty()) { Production p = queue.pop(); predict(p); if (p.star.is_terminal) { scan(p); } complete(p); }

click a little [+] next to predict(p) and see it right there inline, with its argument replaced by p? Oh, that’s how that works, cool, [-]. Instead we go to its definition, where we see it next to the functions we happened to define near it, about which we care nothing. Then we substitute the arguments in our heads, fathom loop invariants and fail to see how they are violated, and spend the next 5 minutes wondering if p is mutated in this call chain.

How come I can still have syntax errors? How come it is ever possible to have a syntax error in a program? Shouldn’t the IDE at least be helping me to have a valid program all the time? Finale doesn’t let you write a measure with the wrong number of beats and then complain when you push play. It just fixes it for you — “oh look, you need a rest there.”

“My indentation’s wrong. Oops, rename missed that one. Oh right, need to import Data.List. Ugh, namespace pollution. Fine, looks like I need to copy and paste again because abstracting will be a pain. I hate how you can only have one class per file and how it discourages small classes. Shit, that mFoo/foo accessor pattern again… weren’t get/set supposed to do away with the need for accessors? Fuck, looks like this virtual method needs another parameter — give me fifteen minutes.”

Do we not hear ourselves?! Software developers, the masters that create the masters’ tools, are touching up Avatar with mspaint. Shouldn’t we be sculpting effortlessly a masterpiece with a beautiful dynamic interface while robots bring us platters of Mountain Dew? We’re wasting our time with spelling errors while the 3D artist in the back is putting finishing touches on his city.

W. T. F.

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