I'm a person of many interests. Even so, it can be hard to find a perfect gift for someone you've never met.

Enter the magic of the online wish list! Speaking as both gifter and giftee, let me tell you, these special little guides make things easier for everyone involved. It also keeps the need to stalk and surveille your subject at a minimum, if that's not your bag. It is mine, but I digress.

I made a list, and my Santa took full advantage of it to give me a perfect night to myself! I got a robot to make my tea, a colouring book with genuinely upsetting images (I'm a fan of being upset, don't worry), a set of coloured pencils, and three blu-rays! The next day, I got even another horrific colouring book! Thanks Santa! I don't know who you are in real life, but you're super generous and thoughtful so I have to imagine we'd be friends.

*It occurs to me that my Santa's Reddit name is on the gift tags, obviously, so hopefully they don't mind me posting it here. Thanks Makattack98!