You're getting only 1 star for this because it takes way too long to load! You can start the game loading, go away, cook a pizza, eat the pizza, poop out the pizza, and the game will still be loading.

I really wish Newgrounds had a filesize limit to submissions or at least a stricter one. There's really no excuse for these submissions which are just way too huge in filesize! Trim it way down, by like at least 90%.

Too bad only one other person even mentioned this glaringly-obvious problem, and that review is all the way back on the very last page, being the very first review for the game. Only in his case he didn't actually stick around to see the game does eventually load (it does).

I don't care how good the game might otherwise be, 1 star max for what amounts to extreme abuse of the bandwidth and patience of anyone who stumbles upon this game.