Every year, it's getting harder and hard to explain the packages that arrive at our doorstep. This year was no different.

"Why is there a leaky package at the door?"

Excitement!

I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.

Away to the door I flew like a flash, Tore open the door and threw up the cat. The sun on the breast of the new-fallen dirt Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below, When, what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a leaky, miniature box from Think Geek.

I opened the box and slowly pulled out the contents:

1 x Zombie Jerky, covered in a red liquid 1 x Bacon Flavored Toothpaste, covered in red liquid 1 x Instant Snow Test Tube, covered in red liquid

and finally

1 x Weaponized bottle of Zombie Hot Sauce, no sauce (see image)

There was also a packaging bag full of a mysterious red liquid. I decided not to try it, but it did smell awesome. (Don't worry, I've contacted Think Geek and they're already sending out a replacement)

Thanks to my gifter, zannah! I'm sure you could not have imagined how appropriate having an item break during shipment could be.