There are a lot of really, really terrible things you can do to dogs. Forget to feed them. Fail to walk them. Ignore them when they do that little please-let-me-out-to-pee dance. Leave the house to go to work and leave them staring out the window traumatized. Yeah, being a dick to your dog comes in many varieties, but let me tell you, this is nothing that is simulatenously more terrible and hilarious than putting your dog in some sort of clothing and forcing it to walk in front of other dogs. You may not be able to tell, but other dogs are laughing.

I was checking eBay for something and accidentally came across this book, which apparently not only presents incredibly ludicrous photos of a bunch of poor dogs in clothing, but also offers twenty patterns to MAKE the clothing you see in the photos. I genuinely cannot stop laughing. I think the Pomeranian with the scarf might be the best thing I've ever seen. Clearly he needs a scarf, as there's no way all that fur provides any warmth. I'm seriously considering buying this book, if only so I can leave it on the coffeetable and wait for guests to ask me what the f*ck it is when they come over to my house.

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