Get reservations at Keiichi, sit at the sushi bar and order the omakase. Save up and call a few weeks in advance first! Don't like sushi? Get some Italian food. Yes, we're serious.

Find a favorite locally owned restaurant and then complain when it closes down. We're still bummed about Taipei Railroad.

Order the cocktail with all the smoke at Paschall Bar. It tastes like inebriated camping.

Go to the tree lighting and watch the dancing grandmas.

Go to TWU. Go up to the top floor of Guinn Hall and check out the the Little Chapel in the Woods.

Have a picnic on the courthouse lawn.

Host a house show or go to a house show that gets shut down.

Almost get hit by a car at Murder Kroger (the new stop sign doesn't help much).

Get haunted at Goatman's Bridge.

Drive the wrong way down a one-way street. (Just kidding. Please don't do that.)

Change clothes in one of the awesome dressing rooms at Rose Costumes.

Get yelled at by the sound guy at Dan's Silverleaf.

Go inside the Courthouse on the Square.

Go to a City Council meeting.