Macabre and yet useful! Resin skull with 4 USB 2.0 ports

Scary addition to your desktop

Hollow skull for holding jellybeans, paper clips or braaaaaaaains

Skulls. Everybody has one. Some have two or more! Those lucky devils get to wander around fancy dress parties, chatting up girls and saying, "Hey doll, is this guy boring you? Why don't you talk to me instead? I'm from a different planet." Some skulls are enormous, some are quite small, and some have USB 2.0 connectivity.

I'm guessing yours doesn't? Well, waste no time and upgrade your skull today! No, put down that power-drill. This isn't some bizarre trepanning experiment! Here - just take this skull, instead! Sure, it's made out of resin, and isn't a real skull, but it's the look you're going for, right?

The top has been hacked open and the brains scooped out, but at the jawline are 4 USB 2.0 ports just waiting to be connected to your keyboard, mouse, thumb drive, or USB powered corpse-reanimation device. In the hollow of the brainpan, keep your keys, paper clips, or rusty scalpels.