As a person who was talked into secret santa by my wife, I am completely amazed. I don't do social media because I am a very private person. My wife found some questionaires in /r/secretsanta and had me fill them out to put in my likes and dislikes.

This is crazy. My secret santa got me a lanyard key chain of Oakland Raiders, a Oakland A's snuggie, A R-Money shirt which is so funny to me and it was the right size! And finally, because I can't stop smoking my santa got me a carton of nostagic candy cigaretes.

I also got the following letter:

Merry Chirstmas Bart!!! Hope you and your family have a great holiday season and a happy new year! I know you're a hometown kid and you love the Raiders so I got you a Raiders key chain, rep your team on the go! And of course it is getting a wee bit colder in Nevada (maybe? I have no idea, anyways where were we...) so I had to get you a snuggie, but not just any snuggy an Oakland A's snuggie, BOOM! Keep toasty my friend, just don't forget to wear pants under it, it only covers the front. Your profile said you can't quit smoking, so I got you a carton of cigs... candy cigs that is! They're only slightly more addicting than the real thing. And finally I assume you were a Romeny man, and if not you'll enjoy the irony! Your very own R-Money shirt. Thanks for making my first secret santa so awesome. Tell your wife if she wants to check me out on reddit she can, I give her permission to stalk me. Merry Christmas again, Jjohnston8

Thanks again Santa!

edit: so my wife asks me to give her a box of cigarettes and she doesn't smoke so I go to get a box of candy cigs. but it feels empty, open it up and there is a meme inside. It says merry Christmas Mother F@@@er and then at the bottom in a ps it says, sorry I ate one they are just too tempting.

ohhhh bad santa bad, stealing cigarettes from a smoker, well played