At first in all it started with a horn, but worst of all caused me some scorn.

Then came a second accident in which the space-time continuum bent.

You once had 6 legs on several accounts- became a foal that could barely pronounce.

Your ears became carrots, got big nasty boils, became a giant parrot, worshipped tesla coils!





Lucky for you these salves are always fairly common, easier to make than a bowl of Ramen.

For poison joke is nothing funny when you grow a drug addiction to something like honey.

never stoppred running, impulsively hugged people until they bribe you with money.

You once exhaled fire, went against Tempests from Aiur, hoarded copper wire, and went greater Spire!





You never stopped singing a certain melody, by a certain fellow named Richard Astley.

Most consider it a sign to stop experimenting with poison joke, and don't stay in line: detrimenting to all folks.

And yet here you are eager as ever, looking at every button and lever.

For that you are always admired, Now go take your bath; you seem awfully tired.





Thank you... woohoo... rhyming and stuff.



