I am an AVID insomniac! My typical evening starts with a cup of chamomile and stretching. After dinner I’ll take a melatonin pill and before I get into bed I meditate. After I get into bed all hell breaks loose. I can hear and see every sight and noise. My neighbor 3 houses down is breathing too hard. The clock ticks faster between 30 and 31....and after every trick to stay calm it’s as if I took a shot of adrenaline to the brain. I have tried every pill, oil, meditation, headphones, pillow, EVERYTHING!

And then the Cadillac of options popped up in my research! This beauty boasts negative-ion rich air!!! When the door gliiiiiiiides open ever so seductively a whoosh of the most basic air you’ve ever had the pleasure of breathing barrels at your face. I prefer my Binky, Booy Bear, neck pillow, and a 1,000 thread count Egyptian Cotton sheet to round out my slumber experience. Sometimes I will spritz a little musk oil to relax me, but that’s why I knocked off a star the scent doesn’t stay for that long the air purifier works too well. I wish I could keep my tranquil oils nice and strong for long since I’m locked in! Possum oil especially, stuffs pricey!! After I spray the oils, the lid seals me in like I’m the meaty belly of the clam. I have never slept so well in my life, the noises and sounds are gone! One specific evening after over indulging in mead, I awoke after sleeping 19.5 hours!! My usual amount is 11! This machine has saved my sanity and has helped my family love me again!