Everyone should learn the most common close-her-eyes-and-rub-one-out female fantasies. They are: being dominated because of lust, often to the point of being raped; MMF and FFM threesomes; being watched during sex; being a domme; and being with a stranger. TRP basics allow her hamster to create multiple fantasies: the stranger, being dominated, and a man who lusts for her. Follow the basics.

Decisive, IDGAF, ignoring the words of Shit Tests, and being mysterious spin her hamster wheel while seeking her input, catering to her desires, and always being available lead to fear and servant status. If you've ever owned a hamster, they really do get in the wheel and run, run, run. Red Pill basics are the same for our five-foot-tall furry friends. RP basics allow a woman to feel, feel, feel her fantasies.

First, be decisive, which shows you are dominant about your life and she hopes you will dominate her. Don't play Simon Says. “What movie do you want to see, where do you want to eat, what club sounds good, are you hot, cold, want me to rub your feet....” (That last one made my stomach hurt.) Nice guys think they are treating her like a queen, but they forget that a queen only respects the king. Everyone else is beneath her. We have to be the king first. Red Pill! If a guy can't decide where he wants to eat, he damn sure isn't going to pull her hair, spank her ass, and put fingers in places that please her without being told. While making all the decisions, she'll decide that she needs new AA batteries because her fantasies and toys are better than an indecisive man.

IDGAF shows that you do what you want and won't annoy her with boring questions and boring encounters. You invite her to do something that you enjoy. If she comes, great. If not, so what. You don't text often because you're busy lifting, exercising, working, having fun. If she flakes, you don't bombard her with messages: You ignore her because you truly DGAF. She instinctively feels that when clothes start coming off, you will take her like her fantasies. Be memorable. Be dominant. Enjoy your body and hers – the way you want. If she starts giving instruction while naked, slap her ass and tell her no.

A Blue Pill man is a yes man, always available, and caters to her desires. They are damned servants. Read a classic book and I just described a damned servant. Get me, get me, get me. Yes, yes, yes. The servant never gets the girl. (Well, the pool boy might, but only when he's cut and she's ovulating.) She contacts the servant for a service, not to be serviced. Most here have learned this the hard way. We call it the friend zone, but it's really the servant zone.

Nice Guys GIVE foot massages. Dominate men GET happy-ending, full-body massages.

It took me too long to learn that shit-test words are meaningless. It's my emotional reaction to her words that she's judging. Am I the rock I seem to be? Will I take what I want, or am I a fake? Also, women are testing to see if we are potential stalkers. Guess what 20-questions feeds? When we ask, ask, and ask, we give a stalker vibe. When we DGAF, we neutralize this fear and feed the hamster some dominance.

When the shit tests come, I am laughing, evasive and having fun because I know the words don't matter. Frame matters. I know she's testing my joyful demeanor, dominant innuendo, and non-judgmental nature. Am I who I appear to be? Her hamster will spin the fantasy wheel, and she'll soon enough be thinking about me in bed and telling her BFF, “it just happened.”

I've never been told “When the waiter brought out the salad and asked if I wanted grated cheese, I had to have you.” Sit down encounters are boring. Get on your feet. Create some danger, get some adrenaline pumping, generate some feels. I like to hike. Women like the thrill of being vulnerable, being alone with me. I feed the hamster lust and stranger. I usually laugh and tell them to take a picture of my car license and send it to a girl friend. Most do. When downtown, I take them by the hand and lead them to the top of a well-known building. Leaning over the ledge is a little scary. We lean. It creates feelings, emotions, and memories. I've been told “I loved how you took charge and took us to the top.” Never heard, “You sure ordered that lasagna well.”

Because IDGAF and seek women who like late night adventures, I usually ask, “What's your safe word?” It is so fun because it is within my frame of life. I'm an Amused Mastery guy. Mental discomfort is just another way to get a laugh. It also happens to tell the woman that I don't care if I offend her, that I will dominate her, and now her hamster is happily spinning the wheel. The only other details I might add are that I prefer leather and steel over leather and lace – with a big smile. She now knows that I will take charge and her mind will imagine her perfect 50 Shades encounter.

Whether it's a vampire who has to stay away because he craves her or a billionaire with a red room, women fantasize about a man losing control and taking her. Christian was so in lust that he did her without a contract. Swoon! Women instinctively know that nice guys can't do this because....they can't.

I've never heard a kind word about my dinning abilities, but I have about my lust. I've been told by a few women these exact words: “You can bend me over the couch anytime.” You see, the back of my couch is open, not against a wall. When walking from the kitchen to the living room, the couch back forms a passage. I escalate there, eventually spinning her around so I am behind her. I whisper in her ear how much I want her, how sexy she is, and press her into the couch. I know this feeds the hamster and it always ends well because it hits two fantasies: lust and dominance. (Safety warning: I picked up a woman and put her on the back for some face-to-face fun and the couch tipped over toward me.)

Men, learn that you really DGAF, that you lead your life and hers when she's around, and shit test are like enjoying your favorite movie scenes. Ask for her safe word, and her hamster will run. She will think of you when BOB fires up. You will become part of her fantasies. Nobody tells the mechanic how fix the car. We don't tell chefs how to prepare a meal. A woman's fantasy man won't need instructions. The weekend is near. Practice RP behaviors and go feed a woman's fantasies.