Diarmuid Makes Me Touch Myself NSFW I made this!

My friend Diarmuid doesn't have a girlfriend and he's a bit down about it. So I filmed some willing girls, saying he makes them 'touch themselves.' That's it, really. It was completely inappropriate and I felt like a pervert doing it, but it cheered Diarmuid up.

( , Thu 13 Aug 2009, 18:32, Reply

hahaha

cant believe the most ugly ass one happens to be the most frigid.. funny how you get that with girls sometimes.. and OMG Rosie is beautiful!! You get a clicky for forcing the Californian to say it anyway by the clever techniques of video editing!

( , Thu 13 Aug 2009, 18:37, ( , Thu 13 Aug 2009, 18:37, Reply

Technically...

My name is Rosy and I'm from Withington.



Although, more technically, my name is actually Michael

( , Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:01, ( , Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:01, Reply

we can do

without the misogyny thanks

( , Sun 16 Aug 2009, 8:02, ( , Sun 16 Aug 2009, 8:02, Reply

they make me touch myself



( , Thu 13 Aug 2009, 18:38, ( , Thu 13 Aug 2009, 18:38, Reply

this is fairly hillarious

I like the ending.



DONT TOUCH ME.

( , Thu 13 Aug 2009, 18:54, ( , Thu 13 Aug 2009, 18:54, Reply

wtf with the one at the end?!

Did you try and touch her?

( , Thu 13 Aug 2009, 18:55, ( , Thu 13 Aug 2009, 18:55, Reply

To get her to say 'touch' so he could edit it in.



( , Sat 15 Aug 2009, 11:50, ( , Sat 15 Aug 2009, 11:50, Reply

Ah ha ha ha ha ha...

I've not watched it yet, but the scrren still at the beginning and the play button make that girl look loke hitler.



(I'm drunk)

( , Thu 13 Aug 2009, 19:19, ( , Thu 13 Aug 2009, 19:19, Reply

Fair play that chap.



( , Thu 13 Aug 2009, 19:20, ( , Thu 13 Aug 2009, 19:20, Reply

hahaha

play button moustache!



(i'm drunk too)

( , Thu 13 Aug 2009, 19:52, ( , Thu 13 Aug 2009, 19:52, Reply

Maungy Yank

Get in to the spirit of things, join the fit birds ..... or just be a mardy beggar. Clicky.

( , Thu 13 Aug 2009, 19:53, ( , Thu 13 Aug 2009, 19:53, Reply

hahahahhahahhahah

POwned

( , Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:35, ( , Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:35, Reply

That wrote itself perfectly

AMAZING brilliance

( , Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:52, ( , Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:52, Reply

haha!

nice editing!

( , Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:24, ( , Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:24, Reply

I'm going to say

Nice scripting. Am I the only one who can see it?

( , Fri 14 Aug 2009, 12:41, ( , Fri 14 Aug 2009, 12:41, Reply

Maybe it's more fun the other way



( , Sat 15 Aug 2009, 11:59, ( , Sat 15 Aug 2009, 11:59, Reply

can I touch them?



( , Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:38, ( , Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:38, Reply

stupid americans



( , Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:20, ( , Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:20, Reply

"xenophobia sucks"

see how many of the joys of life you miss out on, when you allow yourself to be wilfully blinded by lazy, narrow, prejudice.



most everyone else saw, understood and enjoyed the joke, and the willing participation thereof; you only saw an excuse for xenophobic name-calling.



an opportunity to use this as an object lesson, what you tried to do here, and ultimately how silly you ended up looking. what else do you think you might be missing out on day-to-day, when your first resort is always to this sort of cheap, tired-out, collectivist tribalism.



me, i'm not sure the trade-off, that rush you get from subsuming yourself in the mob, and indulging in the toxic "notion of the other", is worth what you lose of your humanity and common decency. have a think.

( , Sat 15 Aug 2009, 14:17, ( , Sat 15 Aug 2009, 14:17, Reply



You cock.

( , Sat 15 Aug 2009, 16:06, ( , Sat 15 Aug 2009, 16:06, Reply

Haha this ^



( , Sat 15 Aug 2009, 18:26, ( , Sat 15 Aug 2009, 18:26, Reply



no, i think i disagree with your assesment.



i'll call out ignorant racist fuckwittery any day and all day, and no amount of schoolyard namecalling, or idiot accomplice sniggering is likely to dissuade me.



if that girl was darker skinned, with a different accent, would the b3ta board have condoned 'stupid nigerians' as a reply, or if her surname was appropriate, "stupid jews" ... yeah, yeah, DailyMail/BNP etc etc, let's all be hypocritical double-standard having lazy B3ta fuckwits.



it was a fuckin stupid thing for him to say, end of story.



so, how about you come up to me in the street and call me a cock, see how far you get ... pretend internet hardman, what a fuckin novelty.



fuck generalisations, stereotypes and crass ridiculous nationalisms, and while i'm here, fuck you too.

( , Sat 15 Aug 2009, 19:04, ( , Sat 15 Aug 2009, 19:04, Reply

Chill out.



( , Sat 15 Aug 2009, 22:43, ( , Sat 15 Aug 2009, 22:43, Reply

sracist



( , Mon 17 Aug 2009, 12:58, ( , Mon 17 Aug 2009, 12:58, Reply

Yes they would.

You stupid jewish nigerian cock.

( , Tue 18 Aug 2009, 21:51, ( , Tue 18 Aug 2009, 21:51, Reply

Hahahahaha

...ha!

( , Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:02, ( , Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:02, Reply

Good trollage.

I approve.

( , Fri 21 Aug 2009, 5:21, ( , Fri 21 Aug 2009, 5:21, Reply

settle down Beavis

bit touchy eh?



eh?



EH?

( , Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:55, ( , Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:55, Reply

That second one

definitely takes it up the bum

( , Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:07, ( , Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:07, Reply

Mmmmm

Nice tits too, plenty to reach around and grab whilst doing her up the aforementioned bum.

( , Fri 14 Aug 2009, 21:02, ( , Fri 14 Aug 2009, 21:02, Reply

I mean he made a joke,

You just took it way off into creepy rapist territory.

( , Sat 15 Aug 2009, 22:45, ( , Sat 15 Aug 2009, 22:45, Reply

yay!



( , Fri 21 Aug 2009, 13:57, ( , Fri 21 Aug 2009, 13:57, Reply

that is so weird

The guy at the end sounds sooo much like me - I actually thought it was me!



Creepy

( , Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:04, ( , Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:04, Reply

Wicked...

..Evil...and I love it lol

( , Sat 15 Aug 2009, 2:56, ( , Sat 15 Aug 2009, 2:56, Reply

Nice Job

This is better than any hat I have ever owned

( , Sun 16 Aug 2009, 15:04, ( , Sun 16 Aug 2009, 15:04, Reply