Numerous right-wing “news” sites had to publish redactions after gleefully reporting a Counter-Women’s March on Georgia Tech’s campus early on Friday morning. The “Counter-Women’s March” turned out to simply be the Georgia Tech population between classes - the ratio of men-to-women as a few dozen college students marched through campus on their way to class seemed so impossibly skewed towards men that Breitbart and their affiliates assumed that it had be a march organized by men as a response to the hundreds of well-attended Women’s Marches that arose as a response to President Trump’s inauguration.

Breitbart’s college correspondent Robert E. Lee Mitchell published a redaction statement:

We here at Breitbart apologize for mistaking the normal migration of Georgia Tech students between classes as the ultimate response to those God-awful women’s marches. Sure, the fact that there were maybe a couple hundred people out there total should have made us realize that this wasn't a rally, but honestly we're really bad at judging crowd size. We took one look at Skiles Walkway and saw millions of protesters. We hold ourselves to the highest standards of journalistic integrity and we are truly mollified at making the mistake of believing that Georgia Tech students would be motivated enough to rally for anything that doesn’t include free food.

Fox and Friends, meanwhile, was simply relieved to see that women are staying out of the STEM fields where they don’t belong. They provided an excuse for their journalistic mistake: