You enjoyed Bill Connelly’s list of the 2016-17 season’s 100 best college football games.

This is the opposite list.

In no particular order:

Auburn 56, Arkansas 3: The second-biggest blowout of a team that was ranked at the time. The small courtesy: Auburn ran a lot (setting an SEC regular-season rushing record), keeping the total game time low.

Ohio State 62, Nebraska 3: The biggest blowout of a team that was ranked at the time. Making matters even worse: this was the second-biggest game on that Saturday’s schedule. This was ABC’s primetime game. ABC was stuck hoping the whole country would watch this.

Middle Tennessee 77, FAU 56: Of the year’s mega-shootouts, this was the one with the least drama. Wyoming-UNLV demonstrated how to do a 130-point game right, but this was just points for the sake of points, with MTSU up large for basically the entire game.

Penn State 39, Rutgers 0: Rutgers suffered worse beatdowns this year, but, like, the Michigan one was so ugly, it was fascinating. By the time Penn State took its turn, we’d long since gotten the picture. Rutgers’ stadium by the end was the emptiest Power 5 stadium I can recall ever seeing, other than games involving bizarre weather. (Update: I've since been reminded this game did have rotten weather. I regret my statements on New Jersey's weather in mid-November.)

Texas Tech 54, Baylor 35: Of this year’s seven FBS vs. FBS games in which both teams rang up 600 or more yards, The BU-TT Bowl was the biggest waste of time. Black Friday evening at a less-than-half-full JerryWorld, with an assured non-bowl team leading a team on a five-game losing streak by multiple scores for 48 minutes of clock time? Oh, and it lasts about five hours of actual time? For f*cking what?

Florida State 45, Boston College 7: Friday college football is usually bad, and this was the Friday-est Power 5 game of the year. BC didn’t convert a third down until seven minutes remained. But that's not all: this was the only game played this entire day.

Tulsa 55, Central Michigan 7: One day’s sole bowl game, meaning anyone who decided to watch this sport on that day watched one helpless team give up points every 10 minutes or so, all in front of a Pop Warner crowd in a baseball stadium.

And we are underway at the Miami Beach Bowl. 2:30 kickoffs on a Monday never great for crowds. pic.twitter.com/X1g4DAwlVv — Tim Reynolds (@ByTimReynolds) December 19, 2016

Colorado 20, UCLA 10: It wasn’t just the penalties (25, with 11 personal fouls!), it was how uncharacteristic they were, at least on one side. Colorado ranked No. 43 this year in penalties per game and would’ve ranked No. 21 if this game hadn’t happened. UCLA would’ve moved from No. 86 to No. 59.

The Buffs had more personal fouls in this game than they had regular fouls in almost any other game. It was like watching your chillest neighbor spend four hours trying to start a fight with a mailbox.

NC State 10, Notre Dame 3 (also, this was the best game): In the last three seasons, only one game has had both teams finish with fewer than 200 yards. It was this game.

On paper, this game was abominable. But it was not played on paper. It was played in a hurricane.

Notre Dame-NC State was the awful weather game of the year If you like football played in horrible weather, Notre Dame-NC State was the game for you! Posted by SB Nation College Football on Saturday, October 8, 2016

I’m stupid, so my favorite game of 2015 was the one with Baylor attempting to beat Texas despite having no QBs, and Notre Dame-NC State was my favorite game of 2016. It was so terrible.

Florida 24, Georgia 10 and all other SEC East games not involving Tennessee or maybe Kentucky: Nationally, only three games this year featured two Power 5 teams both gaining fewer than 250 yards.

One was NC State-Notre Dame, which was extremely good. Another was Michigan-Iowa, which was close, dramatic, important, and full of comedy for the soul.

The other was Florida-Georgia, which was none of those things. Ignore UF’s 24 points. I have no idea how they were achieved. No one does, because no one paid attention. Sometimes America is wise.

Also: Until right now, I was somehow not aware of Mississippi State giving up 627 yards to FCS team Samford. Just in case anyone else missed that.

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