MARY: Did one of you forget to close the tomb? You know how Peter gets when we leave doors open or the lights on!



WOMAN 1: I think someone is inside.



WOMAN 2: Jesus Christ, he’s gone!



MARY: There’s no need to take his name in vain!



ANGEL: Boo!



ANGEL: Sorry, the other guys dared me. They said I wouldn’t, but I so did.



MARY: Where is Jesus?



ANGEL: Hell, woman.



MARY: There’s no need to get rude!



ANGEL: No, I mean literally he’s in Hell. But don’t worry, he’ll be back. Ooh, you know what would be funny? If we all hid and jumped out at him like a surprise party!



MARY: You’re not a very good angel.



WOMAN 1: Can I bake the cake?



WOMAN 2: I’ll hang streamers!



