The people over at The Raw Story are certainly in a lather over A Voice for Men’s satirical “contest” to demonstrate the useless, dangerous nature of allowing anonymous reporting of “rape” on college campuses to non-police authorities.

That obscene form, by the way, can still be found right here.

For the record, because people at The Raw Story can’t be bothered to read the actual forms, or the college administration’s statements about it, let’s review a few key facts:

1) You can anonymously name anyone you want on it

2) If you name anyone, the college administration will bring that person in for a talking-to about it.

3) The form states, in weasel language, that it will not be used “alone” in the grievance process. It makes no other reassurances.

4) Repeated statements from college administration makes it clear they’re targeting males for this, even though we know females are responsible for at least a third of all sexual assaults.

Their commenting community is about as clueless as the Raw Story reporters, who could not even bother to identify parody and jokes when they saw them or correctly spell people’s names or identify them properly (they actually think Nick Reading’s real name is Eric Duckman, can they get dumber?). Still, among the many commenters, at least a couple mentioned that other colleges have anonymous rape-reporting systems. There are hundreds of comments in that thread, hard to keep up with them all, but here’s one from a particularly aggressively ignorant douchebag who goes by “Stop_Abusing_People” but who appears to think men are not people:

This isn’t the only person who claimed other colleges do that. At least one other taunted us for not knowing other colleges were doing this. Well we know how to take a fair criticism–there ARE other colleges doing this it turns out! Shame on us for not noticing it. A quick search on my part shows that Gilford College has one, as does Curry College. Some appear to not have them online, while others require a student login (making us wonder how anonymous they can be).

Still, let’s not let it be said activists don’t do any investigating. Would anyone out there like to help us identify other places that anyone who might want to report sexual predators to college authorities, which will not be used “officially” to start an investigation or grievance process? We’d like to know. Come on you evil flying monkeys, what other colleges have publicly-available forms you can anonymously fill out to accuse anyone of anything you want? Anyone up for some Googling? My time is limited as is Paul’s but I’ll bet someone out there can help us find more helpful information for those who may have been sexually assaulted by the likes of Mary Koss, Karen Smith, or other hateful ideologues who you just know are rape-obsessed.

1,000 points to the first person who identifies another anonymous form that can be filled out online to report someone at a college! (No police reporting forms, please, those are arguably legitimate in ways that these college forms are not.) 100 points for every other successful identification.