As a Killuan, it’s important that you do at least 5 Killuan rituals a day. For starters, we can do a very simple one called a monokillistic ritual. This is where you worship the prime god, Killua. It is a very effective ritual for those who are just starting to follow Killuism as it is easy to perform. We will get to the polykillistic rituals later. In a polykillistic ritual, we worship elite Killuans as well as the prime god himself.

1. Stand up gay. (Not straight, or else it is a Gonian ritual and that is a sin.)

2. Take a deep breath.

3. Close your eyes.

4. Do the following dance while saying, “OM NAMA KILLAYA!”

Congratulations! You successfully performed a Killuan ritual. Repeat it 5 times a day. Goodbye and stay gay!

