Hello, summoners! Welcome to Malevolent Morsels, my sinful side business. I pride myself on creating delectable delicacies infused with extract of vengeful rage. I recommend feeding a succulent slice of the Fallen Angel Food Cake to those who have wronged you - theyll enjoy an especially agonizing aftertaste.



Baked goods and vengeance go hand in hand in my book, so its no surprise the Leagues champions are eager to get their hands on my painful pastries to gift to their enemies. Some customers, however, dont follow my rules. And for that, they shall suffer a sale.





Maokai tried to steal a cookie from the oven and set his branches on fire; no mercy for the insipid, so take him for 487 RP.

tried to steal a cookie from the oven and set his branches on fire; no mercy for the insipid, so take him for 487 RP. Zilean and his meddlesome clocks interfered with my baking timers and all my cookies are ruined; reap my revenge and fast-forward him to another time zone for 292 RP.

and his meddlesome clocks interfered with my baking timers and all my cookies are ruined; reap my revenge and fast-forward him to another time zone for 292 RP. Ziggs deflated my sinister soufflé with his hostile hexplosives; dont dally and take his bombs away for 487 RP.

Darkrider Sejuani seemed to be a gracious, culinarily refined customer, but I saw her feeding my tarts to a boar; Id like to bake the boar into a delicious meat pie, but Ill save my ingredients if you buy them both for 487 RP.

seemed to be a gracious, culinarily refined customer, but I saw her feeding my tarts to a boar; Id like to bake the boar into a delicious meat pie, but Ill save my ingredients if you buy them both for 487 RP. Road Warrior Miss Fortune didnt heed my warnings barring concealed weapons from my bakery, so shell feast on roadkill instead; confiscate her guns for 260 RP.

didnt heed my warnings barring concealed weapons from my bakery, so shell feast on roadkill instead; confiscate her guns for 260 RP. Baron Von Veigar insisted I wasnt using the highest quality organic ingredients and failed to leave a tip; let his worth be judged for 487 RP.

I am growing weary of these trifling offenders. This sale will go from July 20 until July 23. Then, I shall have my revenge.