So this is @zaylik 's coversation here so can have it forever





Rick: gold and silver David: oh man, I didn't know you're open! (inb4 they're open 24/7) Rick:.... yeah we are



David: okay, i'm looking for battl-- Rick: for FUCK'S SAKE *click*



Second call: rick: gold and silver David: hey there, i'm looking for an antique handgun

Rick: okay, what name and model?





David: 1912 9 millimeter battletoad handhel-- *click*



Third call: rick: gold and silver David: hey there, happen to have any guns? Rick: you sound a bit under 18.... David: Yeah! I mean bbguns



Rick: OH YEAH! I have an old red winchester rifle for yo-- David: Really? Can I hold them in my flipper? Rick:...... what?



David: Cause i'm a battletoad Rick: IT'S FUCKING YOU AGAIN YOU PUNK *click*



Fourth call (best fucking one, I cried at this one): Rick: "gold and silver"



David: "Happen to have any signed batt--" Rick: "OKAY WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU KID, ASKING FOR FUCKING BATTLETOADS, I DON'T EVEN--"



David:" BATS.... i'm looking for signed BATS, like from the mlb?" Rick:....... oh, my bad, i'm super sorry,I thought you wanted a battletoad



David: "oh, no no, i'm looking for a signed bat, but, damn crank callers, they have no lives eh?" (both laughing a bit)



David: but yeah, do you have any signed bats by the boston battletoads? Rick: FOR FUCK'S SAKE YOU FUCKING BAS-- *click*



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