Ride 'Em Cowpony! Tea_Kettle Dec 14th, 2011 2,910 Never 2,910Never

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rawdownloadcloneembedreportprint text 57.51 KB sammiepie: You pull into Appleloosa's train station excited to finally tour Equestria. You hop off [9:39 PM] embermark: (Wait, what race are we?) [9:39 PM] supertrekkie4: bajoran [9:40 PM] supertrekkie4: or cardassian [9:40 PM] sammiepie: [whatever you want] [9:40 PM] beeeepcalobs: then im a black guy [9:40 PM] embermark: (Well, it kind of matters for action purposes.) [9:40 PM] sunasmine: [make a poll?] [9:40 PM] equius_zahhak: http://i.imgur.com/Lw13I.png [9:40 PM] plotospex: [Guys, avoid talking in the narration, etc etc etc] [9:41 PM] hermocrates: [^] [9:41 PM] equius_zahhak: [sorry didn't notice it started] [9:41 PM] beeeepcalobs: yeah sorry [9:41 PM] embermark: (Sorry, just seemed important.) [9:41 PM] sammiepie: http://poll.pollcode.com/W2r9 [9:41 PM] embermark: Pfffft. [9:41 PM] embermark: Half-elf got votes, what. [9:42 PM] captain_wafflez: if it is added, it shall receive votes [9:42 PM] hermocrates: [Too many powergamers in here] [9:42 PM] embermark: (But wingboner.) [9:43 PM] sammiepie: [why am i so dumb? if you build it trolls will tear it down] [9:43 PM] hermocrates: [Looks like we're a pagasus pony] [9:44 PM] embermark: (Wheeeee.) [9:44 PM] sammiepie: *stretching your wings* and head to the hotel. You talk to the barkeep/owner and he inform [9:44 PM] guest-193145 entered the room. [9:45 PM] sammiepie: s you that all the rooms are either taken or being fixed up. You say ok and watch as a [9:46 PM] sammiepie: bar floozy comes down with a pony wearing a cowboy hat. You ask about that room only to [9:46 PM] guest-193220 entered the room. [9:47 PM] beeeepcalobs left the room. [9:47 PM] sammiepie: see her go back up again with another patron. You sigh and realize that this "hotel" doubl [9:47 PM] guest-193220 changed nickname to alex [9:48 PM] supertrekkie4: [hi alexpony] [9:48 PM] guest-193145 changed nickname to outta_spec [9:48 PM] embermark: (Howdy.) [9:48 PM] alex: [HELLO] [9:48 PM] supertrekkie4: [hi outtapony] [9:48 PM] giggles_foodles: [hey ponies] [9:48 PM] hermocrates: [Hey guys] [9:48 PM] outta_spec: [ello] [9:48 PM] sammiepie: es as a brotel and you're not getting a room unless you pay for a prostitute. what do? [9:49 PM] cloppyhooves: (oh hello) [9:49 PM] sunasmine: [heya] [9:49 PM] giggles_foodles: [hehe brotel] [9:49 PM] supertrekkie4: prematurely ejaculate [9:49 PM] embermark: Examine employees do. [9:49 PM] cloppyhooves: Are there other hotels in Appleloosa? [9:49 PM] sammiepie: nope this is the only one [9:49 PM] giggles_foodles: what a racket [9:50 PM] sunasmine: how do the skys look at the moment? [9:50 PM] supertrekkie4: go ask the residents of the town to stay in their home for the night [9:50 PM] sunasmine: any clouds? [9:50 PM] supertrekkie4: or ask sheriff silverstar to put you up in the jailhouse for the night [9:50 PM] sammiepie: You look around and see a bunch of drunk hookers in cheap makeup. [9:51 PM] hermocrates: Any classy hookers? [9:51 PM] outta_spec: [cliff notes, go] [9:51 PM] cloppyhooves: do we know anypony in Appleloosa? [9:51 PM] hermocrates: [Also, why did we come here again?] [9:51 PM] embermark: (On tour.) [9:51 PM] hermocrates: [Oh, OK] [9:51 PM] sammiepie: The sky when you came in was clear. [9:51 PM] sunasmine: [gah can't spell tourist] [9:51 PM] supertrekkie4: [we should do stuff that doesn't lead to ponysex just to test sammies writing] [9:52 PM] plotospex: [ST4 don't be Rozzak] [9:52 PM] supertrekkie4: go ask sheriff silverstar to put us up for the night in the jail [9:52 PM] outta_spec: [again, if someone could get me up to speed...] [9:52 PM] supertrekkie4: [it just started] [9:52 PM] sunasmine: [we just started a m/m cRPG] [9:52 PM] outta_spec: [Ah.] [9:52 PM] embermark: (Going for Braeburn. Should be fun.) [9:53 PM] hermocrates: [Oh, we're going for M/M?] [9:53 PM] plotospex: Actually, yeah, we should go to Silverstar [9:53 PM] supertrekkie4: i like to do what i want in rpgs [9:53 PM] sunasmine: we can always nap on a rooftop somewhere, lets explore the town =D [9:53 PM] hermocrates: Ignore prostitutes do [9:53 PM] sammiepie: You see one that looks alright. [9:53 PM] supertrekkie4: go to sheriff silverstar [9:53 PM] plotospex: And ask to be thrown in jail, but by that I mean his plot [9:53 PM] supertrekkie4: ^ [9:54 PM] supertrekkie4: [braeburn gambit declined, silverstar] [9:54 PM] sammiepie: You leave disappointed and just go to the sheriff's to see if he'll put you up for the [9:56 PM] sammiepie: night. You walk in and see a rather attractive pony with a golden mane and a well worn [9:57 PM] sammiepie: leather vest. what do [9:57 PM] sammiepie: ? [9:57 PM] sunasmine: aks if this is the jail? [9:57 PM] sunasmine: or rather the sherif's? [9:58 PM] supertrekkie4: leave, go back to hotel, see if that pony with the hat is still there... [9:58 PM] hermocrates: [This is where we find out that straight cloppers are better at flirting with men than me] [9:58 PM] supertrekkie4: and get a good look at his face [9:58 PM] embermark: (Pffft, straight cloppers.) [9:59 PM] embermark: W/Sunasmine, by the way. [9:59 PM] sammiepie: "Is this the jail?" You ask. The pony turns around and smiles and says "Why yes it is? Why [10:00 PM] sammiepie: you askin'? New to our little town? Of course you are iffun you don't know where the jail [10:02 PM] sammiepie: is! I'm Braeburn and welcome to APPLELOOOOOSA!" He bucks up on his hind legs and nieghs as [10:02 PM] sammiepie: he says Appleloosa. [10:02 PM] sammiepie: what do? [10:02 PM] supertrekkie4: "I could've swore I saw you at the hotel... err, musta been somepony else" [10:03 PM] sunasmine: [you were waiting for that right sammie?} [10:03 PM] supertrekkie4: and then "are you the sheriff?" [10:03 PM] hermocrates: "I think I'm gonna like it here with you around [10:03 PM] cloppyhooves: "Er, well, I don't have a place to stay for the night, so i was wondering if a handsome [10:03 PM] hermocrates: " [10:03 PM] cloppyhooves: pony like yourself knows where I can get the sherrif so I can spend the night here instead [10:03 PM] cloppyhooves: " [10:03 PM] sunasmine: w/ cloppy [10:03 PM] hermocrates: w/cloppy [10:03 PM] hermocrates: [See?] [10:03 PM] embermark: (sizing him up) "Hotel's about full, I was looking for a place to stay. Any ideas?" [10:04 PM] cloppyhooves: (wait, what hermocrates?) [10:04 PM] sunasmine: [cloppy is bi though hermo] [10:04 PM] cloppyhooves: (yeah) [10:04 PM] hermocrates: [Never mind then] [10:04 PM] sunasmine: [lol] [10:04 PM] hermocrates: [Memory like a goldfish] [10:04 PM] sammiepie: so cloppy or em? [10:04 PM] supertrekkie4: [and dick like one OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH] [10:04 PM] outta_spec: [this is why I'm quiet. lol [10:04 PM] sunasmine: [lol don't give up I'm sure a straight pony will say somthing good] [10:05 PM] supertrekkie4: [jk :P] [10:05 PM] outta_spec: ] [10:05 PM] hermocrates: w/cloppy [10:05 PM] sunasmine: w/ cloppy [10:05 PM] embermark: Cloppy it is. [10:05 PM] sammiepie: "Er, well, I don't have a place to stay for the night, so i was wondering if a handsome [10:05 PM] sammiepie: pony like yourself knows where I can get the sherrif so I can spend the night here instead [10:06 PM] captain_wafflez left the room. [10:07 PM] sammiepie: ." You say. Braeburn blushes just enough for you to notice and answers "Well the sheriff [10:09 PM] sammiepie: is away at Canterlot on business and I'm actin' sheriff. Why would you want to stay in the [10:09 PM] sammiepie: jail? We have a hotel here in Appleloosa." [10:09 PM] sammiepie: what do? [10:10 PM] embermark: "The hotel's a bit... odd. Not quite to my tastes, if you know what I mean." [10:10 PM] sunasmine: "The hotel was full, and I...I couldn't think of any where else i could stay" sheepishly [10:11 PM] outta_spec: "it wasn't really my scene" [10:12 PM] supertrekkie4: w/ ember [10:13 PM] sammiepie: "The hotel's a bit... odd. Not quite to my tastes, if you know what I mean." You say. [10:15 PM] sammiepie: Braeburn smiles and says "Well shoot if you need a place to stay I guess I can put you up [10:15 PM] sammiepie: for a night or two." what do? [10:15 PM] cloppyhooves: "Handsome, generous -- Looks like Appleloosa's full of good folk" [10:16 PM] cloppyhooves: "If you wouldn't mind?" [10:16 PM] hermocrates: w/cloppy [10:16 PM] hermocrates: [Begins taking notes] [10:16 PM] embermark: Sounds good. [10:16 PM] sunasmine: my response was so much crappyier than cloppy's XD [10:16 PM] cloppyhooves: (heh, I'd probably be much, much worse at this in real life) [10:16 PM] sunasmine: w/ cloppy [10:16 PM] embermark: (I'd be horrible at it too.) [10:17 PM] supertrekkie4: w/ cloppony [10:17 PM] hermocrates: [I don't even know how I end up in relationships ¯\_(ツ)_/¯] [10:17 PM] sammiepie: "Handsome, generous -- Looks like Appleloosa's full of good folk." you respond "That is if [10:17 PM] sammiepie: you don't mind?" [10:18 PM] guest-194231 entered the room. [10:18 PM] guest-194231 changed nickname to pinkie__pink [10:18 PM] hermocrates: [Hey, pinkpony!] [10:18 PM] giggles_foodles: [hey pink] [10:19 PM] pinkie__pink: [Hi] [10:19 PM] sammiepie: Braeburn blushes much more noticeably this time and answers "On one condition; You have a [10:19 PM] embermark: (Howdy.) [10:19 PM] sammiepie: drink with me after I'm done for the day." what do? [10:19 PM] sammiepie: [also hiya] [10:19 PM] sunasmine: [heya pinkie] [10:20 PM] embermark: (Swishing tail.) "That sounds good to me. When do you get off?" [10:20 PM] hermocrates: ^ [10:20 PM] supertrekkie4: "my anus has unclenched, you may enter Braeburn." [10:21 PM] sunasmine: we should wingboner at this point =D [10:21 PM] cloppyhooves: (oh hello) [10:21 PM] sunasmine: otherwise w/ ember [10:21 PM] embermark: Agreed with Sunasmine, slight wingboner here would be awesome. On purpose, not subconsciou [10:21 PM] embermark: sly. [10:21 PM] hermocrates: A restrained wingboner. Maybe a little flip of the feathers [10:22 PM] supertrekkie4: all [10:23 PM] sammiepie: You feel a slight wingboner coming on and you ruffle your wings conciously just to get the [10:24 PM] sammiepie: point across. "That sounds good to me. When do you get off?" you say as you swish your [10:24 PM] sammiepie: tail. Braeburn smiles wider when he notices your wingboner and says "How about right now?" [10:25 PM] sammiepie: what do? [10:25 PM] hermocrates: [My roommate's computer is digusting. Far Cry 2 on max settings, perfect framerate] [10:25 PM] sunasmine: [lol] [10:25 PM] supertrekkie4: [fuck yeah] [10:25 PM] embermark: "Sounds like we should go get that drink. Where to, Sheriff?" [10:26 PM] sunasmine: it would be funny if we're a cheap drunk btw [10:26 PM] equius_zahhak: give him a pat on the back [10:26 PM] hermocrates: [We're not an earth pony, so our Con won't be that high] [10:27 PM] supertrekkie4: [i lack teh social skills to talk to rpg ponies] [10:27 PM] supertrekkie4: [:P] [10:27 PM] embermark: (Start dom, end sub. Plan EVERYTHING. Be drunk the whole time.) [10:27 PM] sunasmine: [yeah cloppy and ember are much better at this than I XD] [10:27 PM] sammiepie: [we are a cheap drunk. like with everything we get drunk fast.] [10:28 PM] sunasmine: [wewt] [10:28 PM] hermocrates: "If you've got nothing pressing, I'd love to Sherrif" [10:28 PM] hermocrates: Or somesuch [10:28 PM] supertrekkie4: [i'll offer my input when were being fucked] [10:28 PM] sunasmine: w/ ember then [10:28 PM] supertrekkie4: w/ emb' [10:28 PM] sammiepie: and e_z do you mean plot? [10:28 PM] giggles changed nickname to giggles_foodles [10:28 PM] hermocrates: w/ember [10:28 PM] sunasmine: patting plot is waaaaaaaaaay too soon [10:28 PM] equius_zahhak: i mean just be chummy and all touchy [10:28 PM] embermark: (It scares me that I am somehow competant at this.) [10:29 PM] supertrekkie4: [i have a warm erection] [10:29 PM] sammiepie: "Sounds like we should go get that drink. Where to, Sheriff?" as you pat him on the back [10:29 PM] outta_spec: [flirting is flirting, male or female] [10:31 PM] sammiepie: chummily. "Well I know a place a bit better than that saloon." Braeburn responds with a [10:31 PM] sammiepie: cheeky smile. what do? [10:31 PM] sunasmine: "Lead the way!" ? [10:31 PM] embermark: (with a sly smirk) "Lead the way." [10:32 PM] sammiepie: "Lead the way! [10:33 PM] supertrekkie4: "lead the fuckig way" [10:33 PM] sammiepie: " you say. You follow him out and watch *dat plot* the whole way there only to notice [10:34 PM] sammiepie: what's going on when he says "We're here." You look up and see a small house overlooking [10:35 PM] sammiepie: the apple orchards. It's a rather cozy looking cottage. what do? [10:35 PM] hermocrates: "My, what a cozy looking cottage" [10:36 PM] hermocrates: [>_>] [10:36 PM] sunasmine: we should get to %50 wingboner from watching that plot [10:36 PM] embermark: "This your place, then?" (sideways glance at him) "Pretty nice... what's the bedroom like? [10:36 PM] embermark: " [10:36 PM] equius_zahhak: "This your place cowboy?" [10:36 PM] supertrekkie4: ez [10:36 PM] hermocrates: ez [10:36 PM] sunasmine: w/ EZ [10:36 PM] embermark: Sounds good. [10:37 PM] georgio154 left the room. [10:38 PM] sammiepie: "This is your place, cowpony?" you muse as your wingboner drops back down. He says "Yeah. [10:40 PM] embermark: (I should go sleep, bye. Post a script when this is done.) [10:40 PM] supertrekkie4: [night] [10:40 PM] sammiepie: Its not much but its home. Wanna come in?" He walks up the steps and opens the door. what [10:40 PM] sammiepie: do? [10:40 PM] outta_spec: [later] [10:40 PM] embermark left the room. [10:40 PM] supertrekkie4: follow into Braeburn rapeshack do [10:40 PM] sammiepie: [night] [10:40 PM] cloppyhooves: "Of course. Looks mighty cozy." [10:40 PM] sunasmine: "I'd love to" [10:40 PM] sunasmine: then accept invitation in [10:41 PM] guest-195044 entered the room. [10:41 PM] hermocrates: sunas [10:41 PM] guest-195044 changed nickname to wala [10:41 PM] wala left the room. [10:42 PM] sammiepie: "I'd love to. Looks mighty cozy." you say as you ascend the steps. As you walk past [10:43 PM] sammiepie: Braeburn you feel a sharp slap on your rump. You wings flare up half way. what do? [10:44 PM] supertrekkie4: "oooh" and look coyly at him with approving eyes [10:44 PM] sunasmine: get embarrased and try to laugh off our wingboner [10:44 PM] outta_spec: w/suna [10:45 PM] hermocrates: Look slyly back at Braeburn, keep walking in [10:45 PM] supertrekkie4: [why would we laugh off our wingboner... he just slapped our ass?] [10:45 PM] supertrekkie4: me or hemo [10:45 PM] supertrekkie4: hermo* [10:45 PM] guest-195140 entered the room. [10:45 PM] guest-195140 left the room. [10:45 PM] equius_zahhak: "At least get me a drink first" jokingly [10:45 PM] hermocrates: [My blood clotting!] [10:46 PM] supertrekkie4: or ez [10:46 PM] sunasmine: yeah EZ sounds good [10:47 PM] hermocrates: me + ez [10:48 PM] outta_spec: you + ez [10:48 PM] sammiepie: "At least get me a drink first." you say as you drop your bag on the floor and smile [10:48 PM] sammiepie: slyly at him. [10:51 PM] sammiepie: He says as he sighs exaggeratedly "I suppose I should. I did say to have a drink with me." [10:52 PM] sammiepie: He goes over to his kitchenette and rummages through some cabinets. With his head in the [10:53 PM] sammiepie: cabinet he says "Take a seat." You see a couch against the wall with a dining table and [10:53 PM] sammiepie: two chairs. what do? [10:54 PM] sunasmine: sit on couch [10:54 PM] supertrekkie4: go sit on couch [10:54 PM] supertrekkie4: and spread our legs a bit [10:54 PM] sunasmine: we sitting like lyra or like a pony? [10:55 PM] supertrekkie4: hmmm... [10:55 PM] equius_zahhak: pony [10:55 PM] hermocrates: Couch sit [10:55 PM] hermocrates: Pony [10:55 PM] sunasmine: pony couch sit then [10:55 PM] hermocrates: But, plot to arm or centre [10:55 PM] hermocrates: ? [10:55 PM] guest-195377 entered the room. [10:55 PM] supertrekkie4: how does a pony sit? [10:55 PM] equius_zahhak: center [10:55 PM] guest-195377 changed nickname to rozzak [10:56 PM] supertrekkie4: is that like when fluttershy sits down in Star Master? [10:56 PM] sunasmine: plot to arm so we can talk easier [10:56 PM] supertrekkie4: Stare* [10:56 PM] rozzak: new Canon alicorn announced [10:56 PM] sammiepie: You walk over to the couch and sit on the couch. It's buckin comfy. You sit to the inside [10:57 PM] supertrekkie4: [huh] [10:57 PM] supertrekkie4: [wow, its true] [10:58 PM] sammiepie: with your arm on your plot so you're facing Braeburn. He comes over to the table with two [10:58 PM] outta_spec: [is it *TEA*pony?] [10:59 PM] guest-195479 entered the room. [10:59 PM] sammiepie: beers and a bottle of whiskey. He hops on the couch facing you and asks "Beer or Bourbon [10:59 PM] sammiepie: first?" [10:59 PM] sammiepie: what do? [11:00 PM] supertrekkie4: bourbon [11:00 PM] supertrekkie4: fuck the beer [11:00 PM] hermocrates: Beer. It's hot out [11:00 PM] rozzak: @ST4 http://imgur.com/mbNYZ [11:00 PM] hermocrates: Cool off first [11:00 PM] supertrekkie4: yeah you posted that [11:01 PM] rozzak left the room. [11:01 PM] sunasmine: "The bourbon please." knowing full well that we're a cheap drunk [11:01 PM] guest-195536 entered the room. [11:01 PM] guest-195545 entered the room. [11:02 PM] guest-195545 changed nickname to lazeraze [11:02 PM] sunasmine: [heya] [11:02 PM] sammiepie: [you guys are classy lay] [11:02 PM] cloppyhooves: (oh hello) [11:02 PM] outta_spec: [ello] [11:02 PM] sammiepie: [also hiya] [11:02 PM] hermocrates: [But beer is classy too] [11:03 PM] lazeraze: TEARPG? [11:03 PM] sammiepie: [#sarcasm] [11:03 PM] supertrekkie4: carbonated beverages suck [11:03 PM] sunasmine: [beer just seems kinda meh right now] [11:03 PM] sunasmine: [not TEA] [11:03 PM] cloppyhooves: (no, just sammie's m/m RPG) [11:03 PM] hermocrates: ["just" my ass] [11:03 PM] guest-195536 changed nickname to rozzak [11:03 PM] supertrekkie4: [you still talk to cleverbot rozzak? is it 1999? do you have AOL?] [11:03 PM] sunasmine: [we're going to get drunk and get banged by breaburn] [11:03 PM] hermocrates: Beer is refreshing, and it's Apploosa [11:03 PM] rozzak: [yes [11:03 PM] supertrekkie4: [fuck your beer] [11:04 PM] rozzak: [cleverbot is a retard] [11:04 PM] alex: [cleverbot? this is the worst bot i have ever seen] [11:04 PM] sunasmine: [nothing wring with beer, just ist a bit meh in this setting] [11:04 PM] supertrekkie4: [carbonated beverages make me want to kill myself] [11:04 PM] guest-195611 entered the room. [11:04 PM] hermocrates: [I don't understand where any of you are coming from. Still, it's what the people want] [11:05 PM] guest-195611 changed nickname to 569854 [11:05 PM] hermocrates: [ponies] [11:05 PM] cloppyhooves: (oh hello numberspony) [11:05 PM] sunasmine: [heya number pony] [11:05 PM] equius_zahhak: my vote goes for whiskey [11:05 PM] hermocrates: [Hey, 4815162342] [11:05 PM] alex: [i think we really should have another chat room for rpg's, this gotta be really confusin] [11:05 PM] supertrekkie4: hi guy who's about to leave [11:05 PM] alex: [for new people] [11:05 PM] hermocrates: [Trekkie ¬_¬] [11:05 PM] cloppyhooves: (I don't think so, alex) [11:05 PM] supertrekkie4: [] [11:05 PM] supertrekkie4: [what?] [11:05 PM] outta_spec: [ello 8675309] [11:06 PM] alex: [really? people who are here for the first time during a rpg wont uderstand] [11:06 PM] sammiepie: You smile and say "Bourbon" Braeburn smiles back and says "Party pegaus, eh?" as he pours [11:06 PM] supertrekkie4: [you can tell a troll name from a real one] [11:06 PM] guest-195659 entered the room. [11:06 PM] guest-195659 changed nickname to joeshmo101 [11:07 PM] joeshmo101: [I got disconnected at 9:02 when something akin to I AM THE OWL OF MANY TRUTHS happened] [11:07 PM] giggles_foodles left the room. [11:07 PM] alex: [and even though we put all the unrelated stuff in [] i think we still disturb each other] [11:07 PM] joeshmo101: [[what have I missed?] [11:07 PM] supertrekkie4: [heh] [11:07 PM] joeshmo101: [is this Tea?] [11:08 PM] supertrekkie4: braeburn is getting us drunk at his private home in appletown] [11:08 PM] supertrekkie4: [no tea] [11:08 PM] joeshmo101: okay [11:08 PM] hermocrates: [Sammie M/M CRPG] [11:08 PM] joeshmo101: [] [11:08 PM] sammiepie: out two tall glasses of bourbon. He gives you a glass and says "To new friends." before [11:08 PM] sammiepie: downing the whole glass. what do? [11:08 PM] lazeraze left the room. [11:08 PM] joeshmo101: [I can never decide whether M/M means Male/Male or Mar/Mare] [11:08 PM] sunasmine: down whole glass do [11:08 PM] alex: [so cloppy, is there a special reason why you think this is better than 2 rooms?] [11:09 PM] joeshmo101: wait, a GLASS of burboun?????? [11:09 PM] supertrekkie4: ^ [11:09 PM] joeshmo101: Holy shit he can put it away [11:09 PM] sunasmine: breaburn is a boss [11:09 PM] cloppyhooves: (new people, in my experience, get accustomed to the rules fairly quicly) [11:09 PM] cloppyhooves: (splitting things up makes our community look smaller unless people are in both rooms [11:09 PM] cloppyhooves: at once) [11:09 PM] hermocrates: Drink about 2 fingers-worh of bourbon [11:09 PM] sammiepie: [M=Mare, S=Stallion imo] [11:09 PM] supertrekkie4: somebody offer a suggestion other than down whole glass do and I'll upvote it] [11:09 PM] sunasmine: [fingers?] [11:09 PM] joeshmo101: drink as much as possible [11:09 PM] supertrekkie4: w/ hermo [11:09 PM] sunasmine: drink about half? [11:09 PM] equius_zahhak: [also having to watch 2 chat rooms is a major pain in the ass] [11:09 PM] cloppyhooves: (eh, I just always mean m/m to be male/male) [11:10 PM] cloppyhooves: (that too) [11:10 PM] sunasmine: [ m/m vs f/f] [11:10 PM] plotospex: (Yeah, that's honestly the main reason I don't want to) [11:10 PM] supertrekkie4: hermo or joe + nurse the rest and drink slowly [11:10 PM] plotospex: (Lazyassery, that is) [11:10 PM] joeshmo101: [the res hall across the way need to shut off their fucking fire alarm] [11:10 PM] joeshmo101: [mare/mare and filly/filly] [11:10 PM] joeshmo101: [?] [11:10 PM] sunasmine: [lol] [11:11 PM] outta_spec: [maybe it's on fire.] [11:11 PM] sunasmine: [male and female] [11:11 PM] hermocrates: [m/m, s/s, f/f and c/c?] [11:11 PM] alex: [hm ok, im still not sure about the bracket thing, seems to be annoying for rpg people to] [11:11 PM] outta_spec: [socctaloo/scootaloo ?] [11:11 PM] hermocrates: [sb/sb] [11:11 PM] outta_spec: [spelling] [11:11 PM] outta_spec: [strongbad/strongbad?] [11:11 PM] joeshmo101: [mare/mare vs. stallion/stallion, filly/filly vs colt/colt] [11:11 PM] sunasmine: [scotaloo] [11:11 PM] equius_zahhak: [hush alex] [11:11 PM] sunasmine: [scotish scootaloo] [11:12 PM] hermocrates: [scootalot] [11:12 PM] sammiepie: You tip the glass back drinking about 2 fingers worth. You feel a burn in your throat and [11:12 PM] outta_spec: [Oy! where be mah cutie mark!] [11:12 PM] alex: [???] [11:12 PM] joeshmo101: [I think M should be adult female ponies, S adult male, C young male and F young female] [11:13 PM] outta_spec: [scotish scootaloo] [11:13 PM] cloppyhooves: (guys, stop interrupting the narration) [11:13 PM] hermocrates: [^] [11:13 PM] alex: [THATS WHAT I WAS TALKING AOBUT....] [11:13 PM] alex left the room. [11:13 PM] equius_zahhak: banned: alex (zahhak) [11:13 PM] sammiepie: a head rush. Braeburn looks at you surprised "Well you sure are a regular Ranger. I did no [11:14 PM] sammiepie: t expect such toughness from a pegasus!" what do? [11:15 PM] cloppyhooves: "Me? I saw you drink that whole glass!" [11:15 PM] sunasmine: cloppy is on fire [11:15 PM] guest-195920 entered the room. [11:15 PM] sunasmine: w/ cloppy [11:15 PM] guest-195920 changed nickname to alex [11:15 PM] supertrekkie4: "why you racist fuck!" [11:16 PM] alex: [........] [11:16 PM] rozzak: This turned out funny http://pastebin.com/5efaZwFN especially when cleverbot agreed about [11:16 PM] joeshmo101: [but then futa would be...] [11:16 PM] rozzak: assholf fucking [11:16 PM] cloppyhooves: (rozzak, don't forget your brackets) [11:16 PM] joeshmo101: [BRACKE [11:16 PM] joeshmo101: ts] [11:16 PM] outta_spec: [[I have extras, use mine]] [11:17 PM] sunasmine: [[[why can't i hold all these brackets?]]] [11:17 PM] hermocrates: w/cloppy [11:17 PM] sammiepie: "Me? I saw you drink that whole glass!" you retort. He says "Ah, that's nuthin'. I don't [11:18 PM] supertrekkie4: [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[why not]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] [11:18 PM] rozzak: [I ask cleverbot "how hard are you", and clevebot says "Not very. I'm sick"] [11:19 PM] alex: [sweet havoc... bf3] [11:19 PM] sammiepie: want you to keep up with me; just be mah drinkin' buddy for awhile is all I'm askin'." [11:19 PM] sammiepie: what do? [11:19 PM] joeshmo101: [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] [11:19 PM] outta_spec: [^] [11:19 PM] alex: [v] [11:19 PM] joeshmo101: sexy wink and drink do [11:20 PM] sammiepie: [oh we're having so much fun with these brackets] [11:20 PM] rozzak: [ZOMG NEW BOSHI SCANALATION! TIME TO FAP] [11:20 PM] cloppyhooves: "I'd be happy to keep the company of such a handsome, generous, AND strong-willed [11:20 PM] sammiepie: [[[[[[[fuck narration]]]]]]] [11:20 PM] cloppyhooves: pony like yourself" [11:20 PM] supertrekkie4: "have anything else you'd like me to consume?" [11:20 PM] hermocrates: [Inu Boshi?] [11:20 PM] cloppyhooves: (not sure if third adjective is correct) [11:20 PM] sunasmine: w/ cloppy [we need moar buttering up =D] [11:20 PM] rozzak: [bosshi] [11:21 PM] hermocrates: [Linkku please?] [11:21 PM] rozzak: [not ponies http://gallery.ryuutama.com/view.php?manga=548] [11:21 PM] sammiepie: "I'd be happy to keep the company of such a handsome, generous, AND tough pony like [11:22 PM] sammiepie: yourself" you say before winking and taking another swig. Braeburn blushes and lays his [11:23 PM] sammiepie: head on your shoulder. "I wish there were more ponies like you around. You're so nice and [11:24 PM] sammiepie: I don't have to hide m'self around you." what do? [11:24 PM] supertrekkie4: [O.o holy shit... that has hermo written all over it... also it's very hot] [11:25 PM] equius_zahhak: ruffle mane playfully [11:25 PM] sunasmine: enjoy touch, slowly get wingboner, and think of somthing romantic to say XD [11:25 PM] cloppyhooves: Should we ask about "hide"? [11:25 PM] cloppyhooves: or is that not so romantic [11:25 PM] hermocrates: w/suna [11:26 PM] sunasmine: i'm thinking so, but i dunno how to phrase [11:26 PM] hermocrates: Umm, trying to think of something romantic [11:26 PM] equius_zahhak: hide? [11:26 PM] hermocrates: That he has to "hide" himself [11:26 PM] hermocrates: Around other ponies [11:26 PM] supertrekkie4: w/ suna [11:26 PM] sunasmine: we could assume coltcuddling is frowned upon? [11:27 PM] hermocrates: [Thanks, Roz! Looks sweet] [11:27 PM] sunasmine: or that hes really a big softie [11:27 PM] cloppyhooves: (I hope it's what suna says) [11:27 PM] equius_zahhak: "And what would an amazing stallion such as yourself have to hide?" [11:27 PM] cloppyhooves: ^ [11:28 PM] sunasmine: that works EZ [11:28 PM] joeshmo101: ^ [11:28 PM] supertrekkie4: go 4 it [11:28 PM] guest-196217 entered the room. [11:29 PM] guest-196217 changed nickname to kjsdfajklsdjklsdfakj [11:29 PM] sammiepie: You take off his hat and ruffle his mane. He nickers and you feel your wings rise. [11:30 PM] kjsdfajklsdjklsdfakj left the room. [11:31 PM] sammiepie: "And what would an amazing stallion like yourself have to hide?" you ask. He looks up at [11:33 PM] sammiepie: you and answers "Well most of the ponies around here frown upon coltcuddlin' and some are [11:33 PM] sammiepie: rather forceful about that point." [11:33 PM] guest-195479 left the room. [11:34 PM] guest-196328 entered the room. [11:34 PM] sammiepie: He turns back down and you can feel a slight moisture on your coat. what do? [11:34 PM] cloppyhooves: (:c) [11:34 PM] supertrekkie4: [I'd laugh so hard if a cm did something weird like have Braeburn randomly turn into a [11:34 PM] cloppyhooves: moisture? [11:34 PM] supertrekkie4: monster and bites our head off] [11:34 PM] guest-196328 changed nickname to beeeeepcalobs [11:34 PM] hermocrates: :c ← not bracketed [11:35 PM] cloppyhooves: coat as in what we're wearing, or coat as in body fur? [11:35 PM] cloppyhooves: also, which part of coat [11:35 PM] beeeeepcalobs: what are the brackets for? [11:35 PM] equius_zahhak: http://i.imgur.com/CkteF.jpg [11:35 PM] joeshmo101: wh [11:35 PM] joeshmo101: *where on coat [11:35 PM] cloppyhooves: (brackets are for OOC comments during this clop RPG_ [11:35 PM] hermocrates: Well, let's not worry about those fools while we're in here. [11:35 PM] cloppyhooves: ) [11:35 PM] sunasmine: look into his eyes "Your secret is safe with me." then kiss? [11:35 PM] cloppyhooves: also sneak a look at moisturespot [11:36 PM] sammiepie: fur and it's on your lower neck/shoulder [11:36 PM] joeshmo101: Ap pony should be able to be with who he or she wants, no matter w [11:36 PM] sunasmine: [was he drooling?] [11:36 PM] joeshmo101: *what [11:36 PM] hermocrates: me + suna [11:37 PM] sammiepie: [yup, it's drool. i know i always drool after emotional revalations.] [11:37 PM] sunasmine: [i drool sometimes when i sleep] [11:37 PM] cloppyhooves: (heh, okay) [11:37 PM] cloppyhooves: but yeah, herm + suna [11:39 PM] sammiepie: "Well those ridiculous ponies don't matter right now. Your secret is safe with me." you [11:40 PM] sammiepie: say as you lift his head with you hoof and kiss him gently on the lips. He smiles as you [11:41 PM] beeeeepcalobs left the room. [11:41 PM] sammiepie: break the kiss and kisses you again this time a bit harder. what do? [11:42 PM] sunasmine: wingboner + sloppy makeouts? [11:42 PM] equius_zahhak: bring in closer with a hoof [11:42 PM] cloppyhooves: use hoof to start carressing his back [11:43 PM] hermocrates: wingboner + cloppy [11:44 PM] sammiepie: Your wings stand at attention now as you slip your hoof behind his head and stroke his [11:46 PM] sammiepie: mane. he slips his toungue in and you both draw closer causing you to drop your glass and [11:46 PM] sammiepie: knock his over. what do? [11:46 PM] cloppyhooves: ignore that, continue do [11:47 PM] hermocrates: "Oh shit!" Act worried about making a mess [11:47 PM] sunasmine: [OCD kicks in, clean up glasses] [11:47 PM] sunasmine: w/ cloppy [11:47 PM] hermocrates: [I assume he'll tell us not to worry though] [11:47 PM] joeshmo101: Wait, we're at a bar? [11:47 PM] joeshmo101: or not? [11:47 PM] joeshmo101: < is confused [11:47 PM] sunasmine: [we're in his house] [11:47 PM] joeshmo101: [sense has been made] [11:47 PM] joeshmo101: act worried [11:47 PM] joeshmo101: do [11:48 PM] sammiepie: so OCD do or makeout do? [11:48 PM] sunasmine: my vote is for makeout [11:48 PM] hermocrates: Not OCD, but concerned [11:49 PM] joeshmo101: ^ [11:49 PM] hermocrates: Actually, just glance over at dropped glasses, but make no move [11:49 PM] joeshmo101: like "oh sit I'm so sorry!" [11:49 PM] joeshmo101: *shit [11:50 PM] guest-196694 entered the room. [11:50 PM] guest-196694 changed nickname to giggles_foodles [11:51 PM] giggles_foodles changed nickname to giggles [11:51 PM] sammiepie: "Aw hay! Sorry I spilled my drink everywhere." you say inbetween kisses. Braeburn breaks [11:53 PM] sammiepie: from kissing down you neck and says "Buck it." He takes the bottle and takes a big drink. [11:54 PM] sammiepie: He offers the bottle to you. what do? [11:54 PM] cloppyhooves: (http://i.imgur.com/gzqD5.png) [11:54 PM] cloppyhooves: Drink a little more, I guess? [11:54 PM] cloppyhooves: We don't really want to become stupid drunk [11:54 PM] sunasmine: take a drink but not too much [11:54 PM] hermocrates: Take a small drink [11:54 PM] joeshmo101: [I FUCKING HATE MATH XL] [11:54 PM] joeshmo101: drink and kissu before swallowing [11:55 PM] hermocrates: [Math is made better with Sweetie Belle's plot] [11:55 PM] hermocrates: [Math is already pretty awesome though] [11:55 PM] joeshmo101: [^] [11:55 PM] giggles: [^] [11:56 PM] joeshmo101: all [11:57 PM] sammiepie: You take a small sip and give it back. Braeburn gives it one more hearty chug and [11:58 PM] sammiepie: dives back into kissing you. He jams his toungue in you mouth as you feel his hooves plant [11:59 PM] sammiepie: themselves on your lower back just above your cutie marks. what do? [11:59 PM] cloppyhooves: reciprocate cutie mark rubbu [12:00 AM] sunasmine: yup, cutie mark rub [12:02 AM] sammiepie: You choke out a small moan as he smacks you on one of your cutie marks and starts to rub [12:03 AM] sammiepie: them both. You reciprocate and he nickers in approval while he pulls you on top of him. [12:03 AM] sammiepie: what do? [12:05 AM] joeshmo101: do we know if he's a thrower or a catcher? [12:05 AM] sunasmine: we should start to grind a bit on him [12:06 AM] sunasmine: full-on wingboner by this point [12:06 AM] equius_zahhak: check his erection status [12:06 AM] hermocrates: ^ ^^ [12:07 AM] hermocrates: [Have I ever mentioned how fucking adorable Day[9] is?] [12:07 AM] cloppyhooves: at some point we should see whether he's going to top or bottom, yeah [12:07 AM] hermocrates: Not grind yet [12:07 AM] cloppyhooves: but yeah, wingboner and check boner do [12:07 AM] sunasmine: [kinda hoping he'll top lol] [12:07 AM] hermocrates: [^] [12:08 AM] hermocrates: [WTF? That was black text] [12:08 AM] hermocrates: [No, green] [12:08 AM] sunasmine: [green yup] [12:08 AM] joeshmo101: [twas green] [12:08 AM] cloppyhooves: (Yeah, I kind hope he tops too) [12:08 AM] equius_zahhak: [tiny chat derps like that on occasion] [12:08 AM] guest-197195 entered the room. [12:09 AM] guest-197195 changed nickname to tsiugnil [12:09 AM] hermocrates: [Hey, tsiupony!] [12:09 AM] tsiugnil: [hi -- still tired :\] [12:10 AM] tsiugnil: [trpg?] [12:10 AM] sunasmine: [sammie's m/m rpg] [12:10 AM] hermocrates: [Sammiepone's CRPG] [12:10 AM] outta_spec: [ello] [12:10 AM] sammiepie: Your wings are so high up they hurt. He breaks the kiss and says "I just remembered I have [12:11 AM] sammiepie: only one bed. Are we sleepin' together or what?" what do? [12:11 AM] pinkie__pink left the room. [12:12 AM] sammiepie: [also hi] [12:12 AM] sunasmine: [heya] [12:12 AM] cloppyhooves: (oh hello) [12:12 AM] cloppyhooves: "A night in bed with you? I think there's something else we gotta do first..." [12:13 AM] hermocrates: "What do you think?" Return to kissu [12:13 AM] tsiugnil: we need to rid the world of despair? [12:14 AM] sunasmine: w/ cloppy [12:14 AM] 569854 left the room. [12:14 AM] hermocrates: [We have to do something first?\ [12:14 AM] hermocrates: ] [12:14 AM] cloppyhooves: (SEX) [12:14 AM] sunasmine: [ponysex] [12:15 AM] sammiepie: "A night in bed with you? I think we gotta take care of something else first." you say. [12:15 AM] tsiugnil left the room. [12:16 AM] guest-197372 entered the room. [12:17 AM] sammiepie: He smiles and says "Well I think you're right." He brushes a large ponydick against your [12:18 AM] sammiepie: belly. "Do you wanna see if we'll both fit in mah bed?" [12:18 AM] sammiepie: what do? [12:18 AM] equius_zahhak: kiss down his body then up his horsrection [12:18 AM] supertrekkie4: [yay i'm back in time for some sex] [12:18 AM] sunasmine: "I think we're fine right here" then EZ [12:19 AM] guest-197372 changed nickname to tsiugnil [12:19 AM] hermocrates: w/suna&e_z [12:19 AM] tsiugnil_drawing_pones: [huh, dunno why i lieft] [12:21 AM] sammiepie: You kiss down his neck, nipping ever so slightly and kiss down him firm stomach but you [12:22 AM] sammiepie: kiss around his massive horse dong. once you get his inner thigh you look up to see his [12:23 AM] sammiepie: eyes rolled up in his head and you simply say "No, I think we're fine here." You then [12:24 AM] sammiepie: lightly kiss up the bottom of his penis from the tip to the broad head. When you get to [12:25 AM] sammiepie: top you swirl your toungue along the rim of his tip. what do *Please don't spam/flood the chat.* [12:25 AM] sammiepie: ? [12:26 AM] cloppyhooves: pony blowjob give, rub ourselves? [12:26 AM] sunasmine: sure [12:26 AM] hermocrates: Apparently, let sammie take the lead. Fucking genius. [12:26 AM] supertrekkie4: suckin some DICK [12:26 AM] hermocrates: Braeburn, Braeburn, gotta go down on Braeburn [12:26 AM] joeshmo101: let sammie railroad [12:27 AM] joeshmo101: fucking railroading... [12:27 AM] hermocrates: [Hey, hey. I was NOT complaining] [12:27 AM] supertrekkie4: [You *REBECCA BLACK* do and start to suck *BRAEBURNS* horsepenis] [12:27 AM] supertrekkie4: [:P] [12:27 AM] joeshmo101: [I like SOME senmbalance of choice] [12:28 AM] sammiepie: [hey i'm not saying to blow him] [12:28 AM] sunasmine: [but we're going to blow him anyways, well just for a bit before offering plot =D] [12:28 AM] sammiepie: [you could just tease him] [12:30 AM] hermocrates: [We said "kiss his dick" and sammie just elaborated on that] [12:30 AM] supertrekkie4: SUQ DAT COQ!!!!!!!! [12:30 AM] sammiepie: You slowly lower your mouth onto his massive member. As you do you feel a hoof on each of [12:32 AM] sammiepie: your wings agonizingly slow dragging down the feathers. You eyes bulge and you look up to [12:34 AM] sammiepie: see Braeburn smiling deviously with his forehooves out. You start to rub your erect [12:34 AM] sammiepie: ponydick. what do? [12:35 AM] sunasmine: how long do you all wana go before offering plot? [12:36 AM] cloppyhooves: we can get him a third or a half there? [12:36 AM] sunasmine: also we should go deeper in our pony BJ [12:36 AM] cloppyhooves: ^ [12:36 AM] hermocrates: ^ ^^ [12:38 AM] joeshmo101: [http://e621.net/post/show/182741] [12:38 AM] supertrekkie4: [http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/215/402/96475] [12:38 AM] sammiepie: You drop even further down hitting the middle ridge and get a response of failing hooves [12:40 AM] sammiepie: on your wings making you even harder as you smile around his dick. You hear "BUCK!" and [12:42 AM] sammiepie: the pressure gets heavier on your wings again. You finally reach the base as you feel ball [12:42 AM] sammiepie: s on you chin. what do? [12:42 AM] cloppyhooves: keep going up and down the full length for a few strokes [12:42 AM] sammiepie: [horses have no gag reflex btw.] [12:42 AM] sunasmine: [eeyup] [12:42 AM] cloppyhooves: and then pull away and tell him to lube up while offering plot [12:42 AM] supertrekkie4: suck his balls into our giant mouth too along with his dick [12:43 AM] sunasmine: cloppy took the words from my mouth and made them better XD [12:44 AM] tsiugnil_drawing_pones: [no gag reflex? that's mighty convenient] [12:44 AM] hermocrates: [OMIGOSH http://e621.net/post/show/182741] [12:44 AM] cloppyhooves: (also, supertrekkie, your link didn't work) [12:44 AM] hermocrates: w/cloppy [12:44 AM] sunasmine: [they don't tsi, they can't puke] [12:44 AM] hermocrates: [Fuck, Joe stole my thunder] [12:45 AM] tsiugnil_drawing_pones: [actually, not being able to puke is probably bad] [12:45 AM] hermocrates: [Didn't even notice that.] [12:45 AM] tsiugnil_drawing_pones: [can't purge poison from the body] [12:45 AM] sunasmine: [yeah don't feed your horse bad grain] [12:45 AM] hermocrates: [It occurs to me I GOT that from Joe's link, and subsequently forgot] [12:45 AM] sunasmine: [lol] [12:45 AM] tsiugnil_drawing_pones: [lol] [12:46 AM] sammiepie: You lick at his balls and acsend slighly faster. once you back to the top you slide back [12:46 AM] tsiugnil_drawing_pones: ["[lol]" looks like a person in a tiny pool] [12:47 AM] guest-198083 entered the room. [12:47 AM] sammiepie: down. you slowly pick up speed as you blow Braeburn for a few minutes. All during he [12:48 AM] guest-198083 changed nickname to pononymous [12:48 AM] sammiepie: strokes your wings making it hard to concentrated on the shlong in front of you. [12:49 AM] sammiepie: what do? [12:49 AM] cloppyhooves: (oh hello) [12:49 AM] sunasmine: [heya] [12:49 AM] cloppyhooves: give one final stroke up and down, tell to lube while offering plot [12:49 AM] cloppyhooves: maybe flutter wings sexily [12:49 AM] sunasmine: w/ cloppy [12:49 AM] sammiepie: [hiya [12:49 AM] sammiepie: ] [12:49 AM] supertrekkie4: clopppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppy [12:51 AM] sunasmine: [also tsi [ lol ] bigger pool] [12:51 AM] sammiepie: You slide down Braeburn's sex one more time before sliding off. As you slide off you [12:52 AM] sammiepie: flutter your wings. He pulls you up for a kiss and you feel your ponyboners slide across [12:54 AM] sammiepie: each other. He kisses you and slowly dry humps you while stroking your mane. You break the [12:54 AM] tsiugnil_drawing_pones: [ lol ] [12:55 AM] sammiepie: kiss and whisper into his ear sensually "Lube up cowpony. You're going to buck a bronco [12:55 AM] sammiepie: tonight." [12:56 AM] tsiugnil_drawing_pones: [can you microwave eggs?] [12:56 AM] sammiepie: He kisses you and flips you around so you're on all fours with your forehooves on the [12:57 AM] sammiepie: couch. what do? [12:57 AM] cloppyhooves: (hnnnnnng that line was amazing) [12:57 AM] cloppyhooves: (also tsiugnil don't interrupt the narration) [12:57 AM] joeshmo101: [NEVER ICROWAVE AN EGG] [12:57 AM] hermocrates: [cloppy] [12:57 AM] joeshmo101: [*MICROWAVE [12:57 AM] tsiugnil_drawing_pones: [:(] [12:57 AM] sunasmine: get bucked like a bronco do? [12:57 AM] alex: [why would someone microwave an edd?] [12:57 AM] alex: [egg*] [12:57 AM] hermocrates: Wave plot around in anticipation [12:57 AM] sunasmine: lift tail [12:58 AM] joeshmo101: spread 'em wide and wait for him to brace for insert, then relax do [12:58 AM] cloppyhooves: yeah, wait for him to be lubed and ready, and like they said, wiggle plot/tail sexily [12:58 AM] supertrekkie4: i whip my tail back and forth i whip my tail back and forth i whip my tail back and forth [12:58 AM] hermocrates: [Break the yolk apart, then cover with film or a cloth over the bowl, THEN microwave] [12:58 AM] tsiugnil_drawing_pones: [i thought brackets were brackety and bracketed] [12:58 AM] alex: [what ever i gtg, school time] [12:59 AM] hermocrates: [Later Alex! Sweet pony thoughts!] [12:59 AM] cloppyhooves: (yeah, but still don't interject in the middle of the narration) [12:59 AM] cloppyhooves: (see you later, day dream of ponysex) [12:59 AM] sunasmine: [cya] [12:59 AM] alex: [bye] [12:59 AM] alex left the room. [12:59 AM] tsiugnil_drawing_pones: [dream of ponysex -- at school] [12:59 AM] hermocrates: [Brackets are more to keep OOC and IC comments separated] [12:59 AM] sammiepie: You lift your tail holding you breathe in anticipation when you feel light kisses on your [1:01 AM] sammiepie: back. They stop at you wing joints and you feel a nibble at the top of your right wing. [1:02 AM] sammiepie: Braeburn nips his way down one wing and up the other to your delight. You feel your cock [1:04 AM] sammiepie: throb until the extacsy stops and he resumes his downward path to your plot. He wraps his [1:05 AM] sammiepie: hoof around your tail and yanks lightly to a squeal of joy from you. You then feel his [1:07 AM] sammiepie: warm breath over your plothole before he starts to lick it. He begins to poke at your choc [1:07 AM] sammiepie: olate starfish with his toungue. what do? [1:07 AM] supertrekkie4: [here's a banner submission to EqD http://tinyurl.com/83xou2d you saw it here first.] [1:08 AM] cloppyhooves: not much we can do besides flutter wings sexily and moan [1:08 AM] sunasmine: eeyup w/ cloppy [1:08 AM] supertrekkie4: well, there's lots of things we *could* do... they just aren't sexy [1:09 AM] supertrekkie4: [I can list a few if you need me to] [1:09 AM] sammiepie: You moan and flutter you wings as he pushes at your anus. He pulls away right as he's [1:11 AM] sammiepie: about to break through and hops up on your back. He lines up his horse cock with your plot [1:12 AM] sammiepie: and nibbles on your ear before asking huskily "Are you ready partner?" [1:12 AM] sammiepie: what do? [1:12 AM] supertrekkie4: [http://mylittlefacewhen.com/media/f/img/Rarity_bedroom_eyes_animated.gif] [1:12 AM] sammiepie: gif do? [1:12 AM] sunasmine: look back into his eyes and say, "buck me." [1:13 AM] cloppyhooves: ^ [1:13 AM] supertrekkie4: give him bedroom eyes and say "buck me" [1:14 AM] hermocrates: Moan and say "buck me" with bedroom eyes [1:14 AM] equius_zahhak: [I've been gettin' my art on, what do y'all think? http://i.imgur.com/iJlrS.jpg ] [1:14 AM] equius_zahhak: [not finished yet obviously] [1:14 AM] cloppyhooves: (looks great, yo) [1:14 AM] sammiepie: [sweet] [1:14 AM] hermocrates: [Dat back arch!] [1:14 AM] sunasmine: [not bad, better than me] [1:14 AM] supertrekkie4: [excellent! very blurtastic] [1:15 AM] outta_spec: [me gusta] [1:16 AM] tsiugnil_drawing_pones: [btw, herm, thanks for the pointer on eggs] [1:17 AM] tsiugnil_drawing_pones: [scrambled eggs in microwave totally works -- super fluffy] [1:17 AM] sammiepie: You turn your head and look deeply into his eyes as you moan "Buck me!" He answers only [1:17 AM] hermocrates: [No problem. Saw it on one of those life-cheat subreddits] [1:17 AM] hermocrates: [sorry] [1:18 AM] sammiepie: with a deep kiss as he thrusts into your plothole. You feel him forcefully but gently fill [1:18 AM] sammiepie: you inch by inch [1:20 AM] sammiepie: After what seems like hours of pain you feel his heavy stallion sack against yours. He [1:20 AM] sammiepie: breaks the kiss and asks are [1:21 AM] sammiepie: "Are you alright?" [1:21 AM] sammiepie: what do? [1:21 AM] hermocrates: With an obviously pained face, but smiling, "I'm fine. Keep going." [1:22 AM] hermocrates: Or rather, "I'll be fine" [1:22 AM] sunasmine: that works [1:22 AM] hermocrates: [Why isn't our ass self-lubricating, like in the manga and slashfics?] [1:22 AM] sunasmine: lol [1:23 AM] joeshmo101: "a little tight, but I like it like that." [1:23 AM] sunasmine: [] [1:25 AM] joeshmo101: or hermo [1:25 AM] sammiepie: "Its a little tight but I'll be fine. Just keep going." You respond with a slightly pained [1:27 AM] sammiepie: face. Braeburn kisses you and whispers into your ear "Just say stop if you need to." You [1:28 AM] sammiepie: nod and pulls out so only the head is still in and slowly thrusts back in. You start to [1:29 AM] sammiepie: loosen up and thrusts harder and harder building speed. He hooks his forehooves around [1:30 AM] sammiepie: your wings causing you to feel slight twinges of pleasure from him rubbing your wingjoints [1:30 AM] guest-199769 entered the room. [1:30 AM] guest-199769 changed nickname to ndyyeikara [1:31 AM] sammiepie: Braeburn's large member starts to rub your prostate causing you to cry out in pleasure and [1:32 AM] sammiepie: flap you wings. It feels like he's massaging the base of you cock! You turn your face agai [1:33 AM] sammiepie: n and he leans in for a kiss. You ram your toungue down his throat. [1:35 AM] sammiepie: He's now bucking so hard your heads are almost againd the wall. what do? [1:35 AM] cloppyhooves: (I was gone for a bit, did he not lube up enough? D: ) [1:35 AM] cloppyhooves: (also, hello there) [1:35 AM] sammiepie: [hiya btw] [1:35 AM] hermocrates: [I think we're not very experienced with the secret butt fun?] [1:35 AM] hermocrates: [*subtle] [1:35 AM] sunasmine: [wb and heya nyd] [1:36 AM] hermocrates: [Heya, nd] [1:36 AM] sammiepie: [we're used to topping] [1:36 AM] cloppyhooves: (ah, okay) [1:36 AM] ndyyeikara: hey [1:36 AM] sunasmine: brace against wall [1:36 AM] hermocrates: [Hmm, I think I've missed our previous S/S CRPGs] [1:36 AM] cloppyhooves: (this is the first one) [1:37 AM] sammiepie: [he's also huge] [1:37 AM] cloppyhooves: (there haven't been any before this) [1:37 AM] hermocrates: [OK] [1:37 AM] cloppyhooves: (heh, that too) [1:37 AM] hermocrates: Brace do [1:37 AM] cloppyhooves: ^ [1:39 AM] ndyyeikara: [okay, what be happening?] [1:39 AM] sunasmine: [we're taking breaburn up the butt] [1:39 AM] sunasmine: [=D] [1:40 AM] cloppyhooves: (m/m clopRPG, whoo whoo) [1:40 AM] ndyyeikara: [fuck. i can't clop to that.] [1:41 AM] sammiepie: You dig your back hooves into the floorboards and drop you forehooves arching your back to [1:41 AM] ndyyeikara: [oh well. BACK TO FCHAN.] [1:42 AM] sammiepie: brace against Braeburn's awesome humping. You feel him throbbing in your plot hole and he [1:42 AM] sammiepie: whinnies in anticipation of horsegasm. what do? [1:43 AM] sunasmine: horsegasm do? [1:43 AM] hermocrates: [This just looks painful for Twilight Sparkle http://ur1.ca/6ohuv] [1:43 AM] ndyyeikara left the room. [1:43 AM] cloppyhooves: clench plot hole around him if it won't hurt as too much [1:43 AM] hermocrates: Grind back into Breapony [1:43 AM] cloppyhooves: and ^ [1:43 AM] cloppyhooves: let him ride us to horsegasm [1:44 AM] hermocrates: ^ pretty much [1:45 AM] sammiepie: As you feel him slow down for his climax you clench everytime he hilts while you grind him [1:46 AM] sunasmine left the room. [1:46 AM] guest-200603 entered the room. [1:46 AM] guest-200603 changed nickname to sunasmine [1:47 AM] sammiepie: Braeburn yells out "OH CELESTIA DON'T STOP!" He bucks once, twice, threes times against [1:48 AM] sammiepie: your bucks and slams into you once more before flooding your plot hole. He shivers and [1:50 AM] sammiepie: nibbles on your still erect wings while your anus slowly forces his wilting ponyboner out. [1:51 AM] sammiepie: You smile and he smiles back wearily. "Sorry if you haven't cum yet. I'll get you back [1:52 AM] sammiepie: once I feel like I can stand on my own." Braeburn says between heavy breaths. [1:52 AM] sammiepie: what do? [1:52 AM] hermocrates: Offer him the bottle of bourbon [1:53 AM] sunasmine: wana sit back and ask for pony BJ? [1:53 AM] hermocrates: After taking another small drink ourselves [1:53 AM] equius_zahhak: give him the whiskey out of our mouth [1:54 AM] sunasmine: offer drink, lie back with pony boner pointing up and say "whenever you're ready" ? [1:55 AM] sunasmine: the offerdink part can me hermo or EZ XD [1:55 AM] sunasmine: *be [1:56 AM] sammiepie: You lie back, take the bottle of bourbon and tell him "Whenever *you're* ready to you can [1:57 AM] sammiepie: take care of me. Until then come have a drink." You pour some of the liqour in your mouth [1:58 AM] sammiepie: and lean back. When he comes to take the bottle from you, you lean in and kiss him with [1:59 AM] sammiepie: your mouthful of bourbon. He gets the idea and snowballs the bourbon from you. He then [2:00 AM] sammiepie: takes the bottle and makes you do the same. You giggle and coax the firewater from his [2:00 AM] sammiepie: mouth. [2:01 AM] sammiepie: He then asks "Are you ready?" [2:01 AM] sammiepie: what do? [2:01 AM] sunasmine: "Ready and waiting." [2:02 AM] hermocrates: [Come at me, Brea] [2:02 AM] hermocrates: Nah, w/suna [2:02 AM] cloppyhooves: (I would say "come on me, Brae" but I guess it's a little too late for that) [2:02 AM] cloppyhooves: but yeah, with suna [2:02 AM] joeshmo101: "why don't you tell me?" look at peens [2:04 AM] sammiepie: "Ready and waiting" you say. Braeburn leans you against the armrest and smiles before kiss [2:06 AM] sammiepie: ing down your chest. He gets to the tip of you ponydick and licks the head while rubbing [2:07 AM] sammiepie: the rest wit his hoof. He puts the head in his mouth but keeps rubbing the sides with his [2:08 AM] sammiepie: hooves. what [2:08 AM] sammiepie: do? [2:08 AM] sunasmine: hooves on his shoulders, recieve pony BJ? [2:08 AM] equius_zahhak: rub hoof through mane [2:08 AM] equius_zahhak: run" [2:09 AM] sammiepie: which do? [2:09 AM] hermocrates: w/e_z [2:10 AM] tsiugnil changed nickname to tsiugnil_drawing_pones [2:11 AM] sammiepie: You place your hoof on the top of his head and run it through his messy goldenyorange mane [2:13 AM] sammiepie: He looks up and while looking you right in the eye starts to drop down your ponyboner. He [2:15 AM] sammiepie: gets to the base and flicks his tounge out over your horsetesticles causing you to shiver [2:15 AM] sammiepie: slightly. what do? [2:15 AM] sunasmine: close eyes and enjoy/encourage? [2:15 AM] cloppyhooves: ^ [2:15 AM] hermocrates: ^ [2:16 AM] cloppyhooves: plus maybe buck hips up a little in time [2:16 AM] tsiugnil_drawing_pones: [herm, i think i'm finally gonna finish futatrixie for you] [2:16 AM] hermocrates: [Man, Braeburn is so good] [2:16 AM] sunasmine: somthing like "Right there..." when he hits a sensitive spot [2:16 AM] hermocrates: [REALLY?! *Squeee!*] [2:17 AM] hermocrates: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csO8_NCaYFI] [2:17 AM] tsiugnil_drawing_pones: [PS, pones should listen: http://www.youtube.com/artist/Araabmuzik] [2:18 AM] sammiepie: Braeburn comes back up and when he does you smile and lean back *like a boss*. He starts [2:20 AM] sammiepie: to build a rhythm and everytime he goes over the ridge he flexes his toungue causing you [2:21 AM] tsiugnil_drawing_pones left the room. [2:21 AM] guest-201968 entered the room. [2:21 AM] guest-201968 changed nickname to tsiugnil [2:21 AM] tsiugnil: [why you crash, flash? :( ] [2:21 AM] hermocrates: [You didn't miss anything] [2:21 AM] sammiepie: to put a little pressure on the back of his head. You also start to buck lightly. [2:23 AM] sammiepie: Braeburn takes one of his forehooves and starts to massage you ponyjewels. You whinny in [2:23 AM] sammiepie: pleasure. [2:23 AM] sammiepie: what do? [2:24 AM] hermocrates: [Hey Tsi, I'm really enjoying that playlist] [2:24 AM] cloppyhooves: continue do [2:24 AM] cloppyhooves: moan do [2:24 AM] sunasmine: w/ cloppy [2:24 AM] supertrekkie4 left the room. [2:24 AM] hermocrates: Appyly a bit more pressure oh Braeburn's head [2:24 AM] cloppyhooves: (I really wish my roommate weren't here so I could clop to this :c ) [2:25 AM] hermocrates: [I'm in my living room currently. But were I feeling cloppy I would DEF [2:25 AM] hermocrates: INITELY be clopping to this] [2:26 AM] hermocrates: *on [2:27 AM] tsiugnil: [i just bought their album lol -- might as well support artists who are awesome] [2:28 AM] hermocrates: [Cool!] [2:28 AM] tsiugnil: [i think i'll make a repository of all the pony music at some point] [2:28 AM] sammiepie: You moan and push down on Braeburn's head. [2:28 AM] sunasmine: [you need a better rommie cloppy =D] [2:28 AM] tsiugnil: [a ton of it is free and it would be nice to have it all in once place] [2:28 AM] hermocrates: [Oy! Sammie speaks] [2:29 AM] sammiepie: [sorry pee break] [2:29 AM] tsiugnil: [cliff hanger!] [2:30 AM] hermocrates: [Well then . . . This is the kind of dubstep and downtempo I enjoy] [2:30 AM] sammiepie: He picks up the pace and you feel a throb begin to form in you ponydick. You're close to [2:30 AM] sammiepie: horsegasm. what do? [2:31 AM] giggles: [isn't there a pony music archive?] [2:31 AM] tsiugnil: [there is?] [2:31 AM] sunasmine: continue to ponygasm, on face? [2:31 AM] hermocrates: "It's coming!" while holding his head down [2:31 AM] sunasmine: or swallow? [2:31 AM] tsiugnil: [also, i think it's technically trance, but yeah, it's a lot "harder" than most trance] [2:31 AM] cloppyhooves: tell him it's coming, see if he wants it in his mouth or on his face [2:31 AM] cloppyhooves: based on whether he keeps going or pulls off [2:31 AM] tsiugnil: [so it sounds very dubstepy/downtempo] [2:31 AM] hermocrates: [It's at least got the two-step beat going on] [2:31 AM] sunasmine: w/ cloppy [2:32 AM] hermocrates: ^ [2:32 AM] tsiugnil: [did you see that "chill dubstep" playlist i linked a while back, herm?] [2:32 AM] giggles: [I think it's been awhile since they updated] [2:32 AM] joeshmo101: ^ [2:32 AM] hermocrates: [I recall a chill dubstep subscription] [2:33 AM] joeshmo101: [] [2:33 AM] giggles: [http://derpy.me/IVbQY] [2:33 AM] tsiugnil: [http://www.youtube.com/user/ChilledDubstepMusic for any who are interested] [2:33 AM] hermocrates: [Yup, I remember that = D] [2:33 AM] tsiugnil: [giggle, server error] [2:34 AM] hermocrates: [Try again Tsi. Worked for me] [2:34 AM] sammiepie: You yell "Oh shit! I'm close!" Braeburn keeps going as you feel the final throbs. You [2:34 AM] tsiugnil: [also sorry for distracring from your crpg sammie :(] [2:35 AM] sammiepie: start to horsegasm and he pulls off right as you cum and shoot your load all over his face [2:37 AM] sammiepie: . It gets in his open mouth, on his snout and all in his handsome mane. He licks it off [2:37 AM] guest-202574 entered the room. [2:38 AM] guest-202574 changed nickname to froggy [2:38 AM] sammiepie: and smiles. You slouch from the strain. what do? [2:38 AM] sunasmine: lick clean his face and snuggle [2:39 AM] hermocrates: [Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't almost all older dubstep "chill?"] [2:39 AM] hermocrates: w/suna [2:39 AM] cloppyhooves: w/suna [2:39 AM] hermocrates: "Oh Celestia, that was amazing!" [2:40 AM] joeshmo101: [nitey nte I should have been asleep hours ago] [2:40 AM] cloppyhooves: (good night, yo) [2:40 AM] cloppyhooves: (dream of ponysex) [2:40 AM] tsiugnil: [yeah, it's generally more chill than brostep] [2:40 AM] hermocrates: [Night Joe!] [2:40 AM] tsiugnil: [night] [2:40 AM] hermocrates: [Sweet pony dreams!] [2:40 AM] equius_zahhak: [see ya] [2:40 AM] sunasmine: [cya] [2:40 AM] pononymous: [Night.] [2:41 AM] joeshmo101: [i highly doubt dreams will be had tonight, but I'll still hope] [2:41 AM] sammiepie: "Oh Celestia that was amazing." you say to him as you draw him close to groom him. [2:41 AM] hermocrates: [I'm so inefficient. I take two lines whenever a pony leaves] [2:41 AM] joeshmo101 left the room. [2:42 AM] sammiepie: You lick your cum off of his nose and out of his mane before spooning. [2:42 AM] pononymous: [brb, folks.] [2:42 AM] pononymous left the room. [2:43 AM] sammiepie: Braeburn smiles and asks "How long were you plannin' on staying again?" 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sammiepie: You pull into Appleloosa's train station excited to finally tour Equestria. You hop off [9:39 PM] embermark: (Wait, what race are we?) [9:39 PM] supertrekkie4: bajoran [9:40 PM] supertrekkie4: or cardassian [9:40 PM] sammiepie: [whatever you want] [9:40 PM] beeeepcalobs: then im a black guy [9:40 PM] embermark: (Well, it kind of matters for action purposes.) [9:40 PM] sunasmine: [make a poll?] [9:40 PM] equius_zahhak: http://i.imgur.com/Lw13I.png [9:40 PM] plotospex: [Guys, avoid talking in the narration, etc etc etc] [9:41 PM] hermocrates: [^] [9:41 PM] equius_zahhak: [sorry didn't notice it started] [9:41 PM] beeeepcalobs: yeah sorry [9:41 PM] embermark: (Sorry, just seemed important.) [9:41 PM] sammiepie: http://poll.pollcode.com/W2r9 [9:41 PM] embermark: Pfffft. [9:41 PM] embermark: Half-elf got votes, what. [9:42 PM] captain_wafflez: if it is added, it shall receive votes [9:42 PM] hermocrates: [Too many powergamers in here] [9:42 PM] embermark: (But wingboner.) [9:43 PM] sammiepie: [why am i so dumb? if you build it trolls will tear it down] [9:43 PM] hermocrates: [Looks like we're a pagasus pony] [9:44 PM] embermark: (Wheeeee.) [9:44 PM] sammiepie: *stretching your wings* and head to the hotel. You talk to the barkeep/owner and he inform [9:44 PM] guest-193145 entered the room. [9:45 PM] sammiepie: s you that all the rooms are either taken or being fixed up. You say ok and watch as a [9:46 PM] sammiepie: bar floozy comes down with a pony wearing a cowboy hat. You ask about that room only to [9:46 PM] guest-193220 entered the room. [9:47 PM] beeeepcalobs left the room. [9:47 PM] sammiepie: see her go back up again with another patron. You sigh and realize that this "hotel" doubl [9:47 PM] guest-193220 changed nickname to alex [9:48 PM] supertrekkie4: [hi alexpony] [9:48 PM] guest-193145 changed nickname to outta_spec [9:48 PM] embermark: (Howdy.) [9:48 PM] alex: [HELLO] [9:48 PM] supertrekkie4: [hi outtapony] [9:48 PM] giggles_foodles: [hey ponies] [9:48 PM] hermocrates: [Hey guys] [9:48 PM] outta_spec: [ello] [9:48 PM] sammiepie: es as a brotel and you're not getting a room unless you pay for a prostitute. what do? [9:49 PM] cloppyhooves: (oh hello) [9:49 PM] sunasmine: [heya] [9:49 PM] giggles_foodles: [hehe brotel] [9:49 PM] supertrekkie4: prematurely ejaculate [9:49 PM] embermark: Examine employees do. [9:49 PM] cloppyhooves: Are there other hotels in Appleloosa? [9:49 PM] sammiepie: nope this is the only one [9:49 PM] giggles_foodles: what a racket [9:50 PM] sunasmine: how do the skys look at the moment? [9:50 PM] supertrekkie4: go ask the residents of the town to stay in their home for the night [9:50 PM] sunasmine: any clouds? [9:50 PM] supertrekkie4: or ask sheriff silverstar to put you up in the jailhouse for the night [9:50 PM] sammiepie: You look around and see a bunch of drunk hookers in cheap makeup. [9:51 PM] hermocrates: Any classy hookers? [9:51 PM] outta_spec: [cliff notes, go] [9:51 PM] cloppyhooves: do we know anypony in Appleloosa? [9:51 PM] hermocrates: [Also, why did we come here again?] [9:51 PM] embermark: (On tour.) [9:51 PM] hermocrates: [Oh, OK] [9:51 PM] sammiepie: The sky when you came in was clear. [9:51 PM] sunasmine: [gah can't spell tourist] [9:51 PM] supertrekkie4: [we should do stuff that doesn't lead to ponysex just to test sammies writing] [9:52 PM] plotospex: [ST4 don't be Rozzak] [9:52 PM] supertrekkie4: go ask sheriff silverstar to put us up for the night in the jail [9:52 PM] outta_spec: [again, if someone could get me up to speed...] [9:52 PM] supertrekkie4: [it just started] [9:52 PM] sunasmine: [we just started a m/m cRPG] [9:52 PM] outta_spec: [Ah.] [9:52 PM] embermark: (Going for Braeburn. Should be fun.) [9:53 PM] hermocrates: [Oh, we're going for M/M?] [9:53 PM] plotospex: Actually, yeah, we should go to Silverstar [9:53 PM] supertrekkie4: i like to do what i want in rpgs [9:53 PM] sunasmine: we can always nap on a rooftop somewhere, lets explore the town =D [9:53 PM] hermocrates: Ignore prostitutes do [9:53 PM] sammiepie: You see one that looks alright. [9:53 PM] supertrekkie4: go to sheriff silverstar [9:53 PM] plotospex: And ask to be thrown in jail, but by that I mean his plot [9:53 PM] supertrekkie4: ^ [9:54 PM] supertrekkie4: [braeburn gambit declined, silverstar] [9:54 PM] sammiepie: You leave disappointed and just go to the sheriff's to see if he'll put you up for the [9:56 PM] sammiepie: night. You walk in and see a rather attractive pony with a golden mane and a well worn [9:57 PM] sammiepie: leather vest. what do [9:57 PM] sammiepie: ? [9:57 PM] sunasmine: aks if this is the jail? [9:57 PM] sunasmine: or rather the sherif's? [9:58 PM] supertrekkie4: leave, go back to hotel, see if that pony with the hat is still there... [9:58 PM] hermocrates: [This is where we find out that straight cloppers are better at flirting with men than me] [9:58 PM] supertrekkie4: and get a good look at his face [9:58 PM] embermark: (Pffft, straight cloppers.) [9:59 PM] embermark: W/Sunasmine, by the way. [9:59 PM] sammiepie: "Is this the jail?" You ask. The pony turns around and smiles and says "Why yes it is? Why [10:00 PM] sammiepie: you askin'? New to our little town? Of course you are iffun you don't know where the jail [10:02 PM] sammiepie: is! I'm Braeburn and welcome to APPLELOOOOOSA!" He bucks up on his hind legs and nieghs as [10:02 PM] sammiepie: he says Appleloosa. [10:02 PM] sammiepie: what do? [10:02 PM] supertrekkie4: "I could've swore I saw you at the hotel... err, musta been somepony else" [10:03 PM] sunasmine: [you were waiting for that right sammie?} [10:03 PM] supertrekkie4: and then "are you the sheriff?" [10:03 PM] hermocrates: "I think I'm gonna like it here with you around [10:03 PM] cloppyhooves: "Er, well, I don't have a place to stay for the night, so i was wondering if a handsome [10:03 PM] hermocrates: " [10:03 PM] cloppyhooves: pony like yourself knows where I can get the sherrif so I can spend the night here instead [10:03 PM] cloppyhooves: " [10:03 PM] sunasmine: w/ cloppy [10:03 PM] hermocrates: w/cloppy [10:03 PM] hermocrates: [See?] [10:03 PM] embermark: (sizing him up) "Hotel's about full, I was looking for a place to stay. Any ideas?" [10:04 PM] cloppyhooves: (wait, what hermocrates?) [10:04 PM] sunasmine: [cloppy is bi though hermo] [10:04 PM] cloppyhooves: (yeah) [10:04 PM] hermocrates: [Never mind then] [10:04 PM] sunasmine: [lol] [10:04 PM] hermocrates: [Memory like a goldfish] [10:04 PM] sammiepie: so cloppy or em? [10:04 PM] supertrekkie4: [and dick like one OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH] [10:04 PM] outta_spec: [this is why I'm quiet. lol [10:04 PM] sunasmine: [lol don't give up I'm sure a straight pony will say somthing good] [10:05 PM] supertrekkie4: [jk :P] [10:05 PM] outta_spec: ] [10:05 PM] hermocrates: w/cloppy [10:05 PM] sunasmine: w/ cloppy [10:05 PM] embermark: Cloppy it is. [10:05 PM] sammiepie: "Er, well, I don't have a place to stay for the night, so i was wondering if a handsome [10:05 PM] sammiepie: pony like yourself knows where I can get the sherrif so I can spend the night here instead [10:06 PM] captain_wafflez left the room. [10:07 PM] sammiepie: ." You say. Braeburn blushes just enough for you to notice and answers "Well the sheriff [10:09 PM] sammiepie: is away at Canterlot on business and I'm actin' sheriff. Why would you want to stay in the [10:09 PM] sammiepie: jail? We have a hotel here in Appleloosa." [10:09 PM] sammiepie: what do? [10:10 PM] embermark: "The hotel's a bit... odd. Not quite to my tastes, if you know what I mean." [10:10 PM] sunasmine: "The hotel was full, and I...I couldn't think of any where else i could stay" sheepishly [10:11 PM] outta_spec: "it wasn't really my scene" [10:12 PM] supertrekkie4: w/ ember [10:13 PM] sammiepie: "The hotel's a bit... odd. Not quite to my tastes, if you know what I mean." You say. [10:15 PM] sammiepie: Braeburn smiles and says "Well shoot if you need a place to stay I guess I can put you up [10:15 PM] sammiepie: for a night or two." what do? [10:15 PM] cloppyhooves: "Handsome, generous -- Looks like Appleloosa's full of good folk" [10:16 PM] cloppyhooves: "If you wouldn't mind?" [10:16 PM] hermocrates: w/cloppy [10:16 PM] hermocrates: [Begins taking notes] [10:16 PM] embermark: Sounds good. [10:16 PM] sunasmine: my response was so much crappyier than cloppy's XD [10:16 PM] cloppyhooves: (heh, I'd probably be much, much worse at this in real life) [10:16 PM] sunasmine: w/ cloppy [10:16 PM] embermark: (I'd be horrible at it too.) [10:17 PM] supertrekkie4: w/ cloppony [10:17 PM] hermocrates: [I don't even know how I end up in relationships ¯\_(ツ)_/¯] [10:17 PM] sammiepie: "Handsome, generous -- Looks like Appleloosa's full of good folk." you respond "That is if [10:17 PM] sammiepie: you don't mind?" [10:18 PM] guest-194231 entered the room. [10:18 PM] guest-194231 changed nickname to pinkie__pink [10:18 PM] hermocrates: [Hey, pinkpony!] [10:18 PM] giggles_foodles: [hey pink] [10:19 PM] pinkie__pink: [Hi] [10:19 PM] sammiepie: Braeburn blushes much more noticeably this time and answers "On one condition; You have a [10:19 PM] embermark: (Howdy.) [10:19 PM] sammiepie: drink with me after I'm done for the day." what do? [10:19 PM] sammiepie: [also hiya] [10:19 PM] sunasmine: [heya pinkie] [10:20 PM] embermark: (Swishing tail.) "That sounds good to me. When do you get off?" [10:20 PM] hermocrates: ^ [10:20 PM] supertrekkie4: "my anus has unclenched, you may enter Braeburn." [10:21 PM] sunasmine: we should wingboner at this point =D [10:21 PM] cloppyhooves: (oh hello) [10:21 PM] sunasmine: otherwise w/ ember [10:21 PM] embermark: Agreed with Sunasmine, slight wingboner here would be awesome. On purpose, not subconsciou [10:21 PM] embermark: sly. [10:21 PM] hermocrates: A restrained wingboner. Maybe a little flip of the feathers [10:22 PM] supertrekkie4: all [10:23 PM] sammiepie: You feel a slight wingboner coming on and you ruffle your wings conciously just to get the [10:24 PM] sammiepie: point across. "That sounds good to me. When do you get off?" you say as you swish your [10:24 PM] sammiepie: tail. Braeburn smiles wider when he notices your wingboner and says "How about right now?" [10:25 PM] sammiepie: what do? [10:25 PM] hermocrates: [My roommate's computer is digusting. Far Cry 2 on max settings, perfect framerate] [10:25 PM] sunasmine: [lol] [10:25 PM] supertrekkie4: [fuck yeah] [10:25 PM] embermark: "Sounds like we should go get that drink. Where to, Sheriff?" [10:26 PM] sunasmine: it would be funny if we're a cheap drunk btw [10:26 PM] equius_zahhak: give him a pat on the back [10:26 PM] hermocrates: [We're not an earth pony, so our Con won't be that high] [10:27 PM] supertrekkie4: [i lack teh social skills to talk to rpg ponies] [10:27 PM] supertrekkie4: [:P] [10:27 PM] embermark: (Start dom, end sub. Plan EVERYTHING. Be drunk the whole time.) [10:27 PM] sunasmine: [yeah cloppy and ember are much better at this than I XD] [10:27 PM] sammiepie: [we are a cheap drunk. like with everything we get drunk fast.] [10:28 PM] sunasmine: [wewt] [10:28 PM] hermocrates: "If you've got nothing pressing, I'd love to Sherrif" [10:28 PM] hermocrates: Or somesuch [10:28 PM] supertrekkie4: [i'll offer my input when were being fucked] [10:28 PM] sunasmine: w/ ember then [10:28 PM] supertrekkie4: w/ emb' [10:28 PM] sammiepie: and e_z do you mean plot? [10:28 PM] giggles changed nickname to giggles_foodles [10:28 PM] hermocrates: w/ember [10:28 PM] sunasmine: patting plot is waaaaaaaaaay too soon [10:28 PM] equius_zahhak: i mean just be chummy and all touchy [10:28 PM] embermark: (It scares me that I am somehow competant at this.) [10:29 PM] supertrekkie4: [i have a warm erection] [10:29 PM] sammiepie: "Sounds like we should go get that drink. Where to, Sheriff?" as you pat him on the back [10:29 PM] outta_spec: [flirting is flirting, male or female] [10:31 PM] sammiepie: chummily. "Well I know a place a bit better than that saloon." Braeburn responds with a [10:31 PM] sammiepie: cheeky smile. what do? [10:31 PM] sunasmine: "Lead the way!" ? [10:31 PM] embermark: (with a sly smirk) "Lead the way." [10:32 PM] sammiepie: "Lead the way! [10:33 PM] supertrekkie4: "lead the fuckig way" [10:33 PM] sammiepie: " you say. You follow him out and watch *dat plot* the whole way there only to notice [10:34 PM] sammiepie: what's going on when he says "We're here." You look up and see a small house overlooking [10:35 PM] sammiepie: the apple orchards. It's a rather cozy looking cottage. what do? [10:35 PM] hermocrates: "My, what a cozy looking cottage" [10:36 PM] hermocrates: [>_>] [10:36 PM] sunasmine: we should get to %50 wingboner from watching that plot [10:36 PM] embermark: "This your place, then?" (sideways glance at him) "Pretty nice... what's the bedroom like? [10:36 PM] embermark: " [10:36 PM] equius_zahhak: "This your place cowboy?" [10:36 PM] supertrekkie4: ez [10:36 PM] hermocrates: ez [10:36 PM] sunasmine: w/ EZ [10:36 PM] embermark: Sounds good. [10:37 PM] georgio154 left the room. [10:38 PM] sammiepie: "This is your place, cowpony?" you muse as your wingboner drops back down. He says "Yeah. [10:40 PM] embermark: (I should go sleep, bye. Post a script when this is done.) [10:40 PM] supertrekkie4: [night] [10:40 PM] sammiepie: Its not much but its home. Wanna come in?" He walks up the steps and opens the door. what [10:40 PM] sammiepie: do? [10:40 PM] outta_spec: [later] [10:40 PM] embermark left the room. [10:40 PM] supertrekkie4: follow into Braeburn rapeshack do [10:40 PM] sammiepie: [night] [10:40 PM] cloppyhooves: "Of course. Looks mighty cozy." [10:40 PM] sunasmine: "I'd love to" [10:40 PM] sunasmine: then accept invitation in [10:41 PM] guest-195044 entered the room. [10:41 PM] hermocrates: sunas [10:41 PM] guest-195044 changed nickname to wala [10:41 PM] wala left the room. [10:42 PM] sammiepie: "I'd love to. Looks mighty cozy." you say as you ascend the steps. As you walk past [10:43 PM] sammiepie: Braeburn you feel a sharp slap on your rump. You wings flare up half way. what do? [10:44 PM] supertrekkie4: "oooh" and look coyly at him with approving eyes [10:44 PM] sunasmine: get embarrased and try to laugh off our wingboner [10:44 PM] outta_spec: w/suna [10:45 PM] hermocrates: Look slyly back at Braeburn, keep walking in [10:45 PM] supertrekkie4: [why would we laugh off our wingboner... he just slapped our ass?] [10:45 PM] supertrekkie4: me or hemo [10:45 PM] supertrekkie4: hermo* [10:45 PM] guest-195140 entered the room. [10:45 PM] guest-195140 left the room. [10:45 PM] equius_zahhak: "At least get me a drink first" jokingly [10:45 PM] hermocrates: [My blood clotting!] [10:46 PM] supertrekkie4: or ez [10:46 PM] sunasmine: yeah EZ sounds good [10:47 PM] hermocrates: me + ez [10:48 PM] outta_spec: you + ez [10:48 PM] sammiepie: "At least get me a drink first." you say as you drop your bag on the floor and smile [10:48 PM] sammiepie: slyly at him. [10:51 PM] sammiepie: He says as he sighs exaggeratedly "I suppose I should. I did say to have a drink with me." [10:52 PM] sammiepie: He goes over to his kitchenette and rummages through some cabinets. With his head in the [10:53 PM] sammiepie: cabinet he says "Take a seat." You see a couch against the wall with a dining table and [10:53 PM] sammiepie: two chairs. what do? [10:54 PM] sunasmine: sit on couch [10:54 PM] supertrekkie4: go sit on couch [10:54 PM] supertrekkie4: and spread our legs a bit [10:54 PM] sunasmine: we sitting like lyra or like a pony? [10:55 PM] supertrekkie4: hmmm... [10:55 PM] equius_zahhak: pony [10:55 PM] hermocrates: Couch sit [10:55 PM] hermocrates: Pony [10:55 PM] sunasmine: pony couch sit then [10:55 PM] hermocrates: But, plot to arm or centre [10:55 PM] hermocrates: ? [10:55 PM] guest-195377 entered the room. [10:55 PM] supertrekkie4: how does a pony sit? [10:55 PM] equius_zahhak: center [10:55 PM] guest-195377 changed nickname to rozzak [10:56 PM] supertrekkie4: is that like when fluttershy sits down in Star Master? [10:56 PM] sunasmine: plot to arm so we can talk easier [10:56 PM] supertrekkie4: Stare* [10:56 PM] rozzak: new Canon alicorn announced [10:56 PM] sammiepie: You walk over to the couch and sit on the couch. It's buckin comfy. You sit to the inside [10:57 PM] supertrekkie4: [huh] [10:57 PM] supertrekkie4: [wow, its true] [10:58 PM] sammiepie: with your arm on your plot so you're facing Braeburn. He comes over to the table with two [10:58 PM] outta_spec: [is it *TEA*pony?] [10:59 PM] guest-195479 entered the room. [10:59 PM] sammiepie: beers and a bottle of whiskey. He hops on the couch facing you and asks "Beer or Bourbon [10:59 PM] sammiepie: first?" [10:59 PM] sammiepie: what do? [11:00 PM] supertrekkie4: bourbon [11:00 PM] supertrekkie4: fuck the beer [11:00 PM] hermocrates: Beer. It's hot out [11:00 PM] rozzak: @ST4 http://imgur.com/mbNYZ [11:00 PM] hermocrates: Cool off first [11:00 PM] supertrekkie4: yeah you posted that [11:01 PM] rozzak left the room. [11:01 PM] sunasmine: "The bourbon please." knowing full well that we're a cheap drunk [11:01 PM] guest-195536 entered the room. [11:01 PM] guest-195545 entered the room. [11:02 PM] guest-195545 changed nickname to lazeraze [11:02 PM] sunasmine: [heya] [11:02 PM] sammiepie: [you guys are classy lay] [11:02 PM] cloppyhooves: (oh hello) [11:02 PM] outta_spec: [ello] [11:02 PM] sammiepie: [also hiya] [11:02 PM] hermocrates: [But beer is classy too] [11:03 PM] lazeraze: TEARPG? [11:03 PM] sammiepie: [#sarcasm] [11:03 PM] supertrekkie4: carbonated beverages suck [11:03 PM] sunasmine: [beer just seems kinda meh right now] [11:03 PM] sunasmine: [not TEA] [11:03 PM] cloppyhooves: (no, just sammie's m/m RPG) [11:03 PM] hermocrates: ["just" my ass] [11:03 PM] guest-195536 changed nickname to rozzak [11:03 PM] supertrekkie4: [you still talk to cleverbot rozzak? is it 1999? do you have AOL?] [11:03 PM] sunasmine: [we're going to get drunk and get banged by breaburn] [11:03 PM] hermocrates: Beer is refreshing, and it's Apploosa [11:03 PM] rozzak: [yes [11:03 PM] supertrekkie4: [fuck your beer] [11:04 PM] rozzak: [cleverbot is a retard] [11:04 PM] alex: [cleverbot? this is the worst bot i have ever seen] [11:04 PM] sunasmine: [nothing wring with beer, just ist a bit meh in this setting] [11:04 PM] supertrekkie4: [carbonated beverages make me want to kill myself] [11:04 PM] guest-195611 entered the room. [11:04 PM] hermocrates: [I don't understand where any of you are coming from. Still, it's what the people want] [11:05 PM] guest-195611 changed nickname to 569854 [11:05 PM] hermocrates: [ponies] [11:05 PM] cloppyhooves: (oh hello numberspony) [11:05 PM] sunasmine: [heya number pony] [11:05 PM] equius_zahhak: my vote goes for whiskey [11:05 PM] hermocrates: [Hey, 4815162342] [11:05 PM] alex: [i think we really should have another chat room for rpg's, this gotta be really confusin] [11:05 PM] supertrekkie4: hi guy who's about to leave [11:05 PM] alex: [for new people] [11:05 PM] hermocrates: [Trekkie ¬_¬] [11:05 PM] cloppyhooves: (I don't think so, alex) [11:05 PM] supertrekkie4: [] [11:05 PM] supertrekkie4: [what?] [11:05 PM] outta_spec: [ello 8675309] [11:06 PM] alex: [really? people who are here for the first time during a rpg wont uderstand] [11:06 PM] sammiepie: You smile and say "Bourbon" Braeburn smiles back and says "Party pegaus, eh?" as he pours [11:06 PM] supertrekkie4: [you can tell a troll name from a real one] [11:06 PM] guest-195659 entered the room. [11:06 PM] guest-195659 changed nickname to joeshmo101 [11:07 PM] joeshmo101: [I got disconnected at 9:02 when something akin to I AM THE OWL OF MANY TRUTHS happened] [11:07 PM] giggles_foodles left the room. [11:07 PM] alex: [and even though we put all the unrelated stuff in [] i think we still disturb each other] [11:07 PM] joeshmo101: [[what have I missed?] [11:07 PM] supertrekkie4: [heh] [11:07 PM] joeshmo101: [is this Tea?] [11:08 PM] supertrekkie4: braeburn is getting us drunk at his private home in appletown] [11:08 PM] supertrekkie4: [no tea] [11:08 PM] joeshmo101: okay [11:08 PM] hermocrates: [Sammie M/M CRPG] [11:08 PM] joeshmo101: [] [11:08 PM] sammiepie: out two tall glasses of bourbon. He gives you a glass and says "To new friends." before [11:08 PM] sammiepie: downing the whole glass. what do? [11:08 PM] lazeraze left the room. [11:08 PM] joeshmo101: [I can never decide whether M/M means Male/Male or Mar/Mare] [11:08 PM] sunasmine: down whole glass do [11:08 PM] alex: [so cloppy, is there a special reason why you think this is better than 2 rooms?] [11:09 PM] joeshmo101: wait, a GLASS of burboun?????? [11:09 PM] supertrekkie4: ^ [11:09 PM] joeshmo101: Holy shit he can put it away [11:09 PM] sunasmine: breaburn is a boss [11:09 PM] cloppyhooves: (new people, in my experience, get accustomed to the rules fairly quicly) [11:09 PM] cloppyhooves: (splitting things up makes our community look smaller unless people are in both rooms [11:09 PM] cloppyhooves: at once) [11:09 PM] hermocrates: Drink about 2 fingers-worh of bourbon [11:09 PM] sammiepie: [M=Mare, S=Stallion imo] [11:09 PM] supertrekkie4: somebody offer a suggestion other than down whole glass do and I'll upvote it] [11:09 PM] sunasmine: [fingers?] [11:09 PM] joeshmo101: drink as much as possible [11:09 PM] supertrekkie4: w/ hermo [11:09 PM] sunasmine: drink about half? [11:09 PM] equius_zahhak: [also having to watch 2 chat rooms is a major pain in the ass] [11:09 PM] cloppyhooves: (eh, I just always mean m/m to be male/male) [11:10 PM] cloppyhooves: (that too) [11:10 PM] sunasmine: [ m/m vs f/f] [11:10 PM] plotospex: (Yeah, that's honestly the main reason I don't want to) [11:10 PM] supertrekkie4: hermo or joe + nurse the rest and drink slowly [11:10 PM] plotospex: (Lazyassery, that is) [11:10 PM] joeshmo101: [the res hall across the way need to shut off their fucking fire alarm] [11:10 PM] joeshmo101: [mare/mare and filly/filly] [11:10 PM] joeshmo101: [?] [11:10 PM] sunasmine: [lol] [11:11 PM] outta_spec: [maybe it's on fire.] [11:11 PM] sunasmine: [male and female] [11:11 PM] hermocrates: [m/m, s/s, f/f and c/c?] [11:11 PM] alex: [hm ok, im still not sure about the bracket thing, seems to be annoying for rpg people to] [11:11 PM] outta_spec: [socctaloo/scootaloo ?] [11:11 PM] hermocrates: [sb/sb] [11:11 PM] outta_spec: [spelling] [11:11 PM] outta_spec: [strongbad/strongbad?] [11:11 PM] joeshmo101: [mare/mare vs. stallion/stallion, filly/filly vs colt/colt] [11:11 PM] sunasmine: [scotaloo] [11:11 PM] equius_zahhak: [hush alex] [11:11 PM] sunasmine: [scotish scootaloo] [11:12 PM] hermocrates: [scootalot] [11:12 PM] sammiepie: You tip the glass back drinking about 2 fingers worth. You feel a burn in your throat and [11:12 PM] outta_spec: [Oy! where be mah cutie mark!] [11:12 PM] alex: [???] [11:12 PM] joeshmo101: [I think M should be adult female ponies, S adult male, C young male and F young female] [11:13 PM] outta_spec: [scotish scootaloo] [11:13 PM] cloppyhooves: (guys, stop interrupting the narration) [11:13 PM] hermocrates: [^] [11:13 PM] alex: [THATS WHAT I WAS TALKING AOBUT....] [11:13 PM] alex left the room. [11:13 PM] equius_zahhak: banned: alex (zahhak) [11:13 PM] sammiepie: a head rush. Braeburn looks at you surprised "Well you sure are a regular Ranger. I did no [11:14 PM] sammiepie: t expect such toughness from a pegasus!" what do? [11:15 PM] cloppyhooves: "Me? I saw you drink that whole glass!" [11:15 PM] sunasmine: cloppy is on fire [11:15 PM] guest-195920 entered the room. [11:15 PM] sunasmine: w/ cloppy [11:15 PM] guest-195920 changed nickname to alex [11:15 PM] supertrekkie4: "why you racist fuck!" [11:16 PM] alex: [........] [11:16 PM] rozzak: This turned out funny http://pastebin.com/5efaZwFN especially when cleverbot agreed about [11:16 PM] joeshmo101: [but then futa would be...] [11:16 PM] rozzak: assholf fucking [11:16 PM] cloppyhooves: (rozzak, don't forget your brackets) [11:16 PM] joeshmo101: [BRACKE [11:16 PM] joeshmo101: ts] [11:16 PM] outta_spec: [[I have extras, use mine]] [11:17 PM] sunasmine: [[[why can't i hold all these brackets?]]] [11:17 PM] hermocrates: w/cloppy [11:17 PM] sammiepie: "Me? I saw you drink that whole glass!" you retort. He says "Ah, that's nuthin'. I don't [11:18 PM] supertrekkie4: [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[why not]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] [11:18 PM] rozzak: [I ask cleverbot "how hard are you", and clevebot says "Not very. I'm sick"] [11:19 PM] alex: [sweet havoc... bf3] [11:19 PM] sammiepie: want you to keep up with me; just be mah drinkin' buddy for awhile is all I'm askin'." [11:19 PM] sammiepie: what do? [11:19 PM] joeshmo101: [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] [11:19 PM] outta_spec: [^] [11:19 PM] alex: [v] [11:19 PM] joeshmo101: sexy wink and drink do [11:20 PM] sammiepie: [oh we're having so much fun with these brackets] [11:20 PM] rozzak: [ZOMG NEW BOSHI SCANALATION! TIME TO FAP] [11:20 PM] cloppyhooves: "I'd be happy to keep the company of such a handsome, generous, AND strong-willed [11:20 PM] sammiepie: [[[[[[[fuck narration]]]]]]] [11:20 PM] cloppyhooves: pony like yourself" [11:20 PM] supertrekkie4: "have anything else you'd like me to consume?" [11:20 PM] hermocrates: [Inu Boshi?] [11:20 PM] cloppyhooves: (not sure if third adjective is correct) [11:20 PM] sunasmine: w/ cloppy [we need moar buttering up =D] [11:20 PM] rozzak: [bosshi] [11:21 PM] hermocrates: [Linkku please?] [11:21 PM] rozzak: [not ponies http://gallery.ryuutama.com/view.php?manga=548] [11:21 PM] sammiepie: "I'd be happy to keep the company of such a handsome, generous, AND tough pony like [11:22 PM] sammiepie: yourself" you say before winking and taking another swig. Braeburn blushes and lays his [11:23 PM] sammiepie: head on your shoulder. "I wish there were more ponies like you around. You're so nice and [11:24 PM] sammiepie: I don't have to hide m'self around you." what do? [11:24 PM] supertrekkie4: [O.o holy shit... that has hermo written all over it... also it's very hot] [11:25 PM] equius_zahhak: ruffle mane playfully [11:25 PM] sunasmine: enjoy touch, slowly get wingboner, and think of somthing romantic to say XD [11:25 PM] cloppyhooves: Should we ask about "hide"? [11:25 PM] cloppyhooves: or is that not so romantic [11:25 PM] hermocrates: w/suna [11:26 PM] sunasmine: i'm thinking so, but i dunno how to phrase [11:26 PM] hermocrates: Umm, trying to think of something romantic [11:26 PM] equius_zahhak: hide? [11:26 PM] hermocrates: That he has to "hide" himself [11:26 PM] hermocrates: Around other ponies [11:26 PM] supertrekkie4: w/ suna [11:26 PM] sunasmine: we could assume coltcuddling is frowned upon? [11:27 PM] hermocrates: [Thanks, Roz! Looks sweet] [11:27 PM] sunasmine: or that hes really a big softie [11:27 PM] cloppyhooves: (I hope it's what suna says) [11:27 PM] equius_zahhak: "And what would an amazing stallion such as yourself have to hide?" [11:27 PM] cloppyhooves: ^ [11:28 PM] sunasmine: that works EZ [11:28 PM] joeshmo101: ^ [11:28 PM] supertrekkie4: go 4 it [11:28 PM] guest-196217 entered the room. [11:29 PM] guest-196217 changed nickname to kjsdfajklsdjklsdfakj [11:29 PM] sammiepie: You take off his hat and ruffle his mane. He nickers and you feel your wings rise. [11:30 PM] kjsdfajklsdjklsdfakj left the room. [11:31 PM] sammiepie: "And what would an amazing stallion like yourself have to hide?" you ask. He looks up at [11:33 PM] sammiepie: you and answers "Well most of the ponies around here frown upon coltcuddlin' and some are [11:33 PM] sammiepie: rather forceful about that point." [11:33 PM] guest-195479 left the room. [11:34 PM] guest-196328 entered the room. [11:34 PM] sammiepie: He turns back down and you can feel a slight moisture on your coat. what do? [11:34 PM] cloppyhooves: (:c) [11:34 PM] supertrekkie4: [I'd laugh so hard if a cm did something weird like have Braeburn randomly turn into a [11:34 PM] cloppyhooves: moisture? [11:34 PM] supertrekkie4: monster and bites our head off] [11:34 PM] guest-196328 changed nickname to beeeeepcalobs [11:34 PM] hermocrates: :c ← not bracketed [11:35 PM] cloppyhooves: coat as in what we're wearing, or coat as in body fur? [11:35 PM] cloppyhooves: also, which part of coat [11:35 PM] beeeeepcalobs: what are the brackets for? [11:35 PM] equius_zahhak: http://i.imgur.com/CkteF.jpg [11:35 PM] joeshmo101: wh [11:35 PM] joeshmo101: *where on coat [11:35 PM] cloppyhooves: (brackets are for OOC comments during this clop RPG_ [11:35 PM] hermocrates: Well, let's not worry about those fools while we're in here. [11:35 PM] cloppyhooves: ) [11:35 PM] sunasmine: look into his eyes "Your secret is safe with me." then kiss? [11:35 PM] cloppyhooves: also sneak a look at moisturespot [11:36 PM] sammiepie: fur and it's on your lower neck/shoulder [11:36 PM] joeshmo101: Ap pony should be able to be with who he or she wants, no matter w [11:36 PM] sunasmine: [was he drooling?] [11:36 PM] joeshmo101: *what [11:36 PM] hermocrates: me + suna [11:37 PM] sammiepie: [yup, it's drool. i know i always drool after emotional revalations.] [11:37 PM] sunasmine: [i drool sometimes when i sleep] [11:37 PM] cloppyhooves: (heh, okay) [11:37 PM] cloppyhooves: but yeah, herm + suna [11:39 PM] sammiepie: "Well those ridiculous ponies don't matter right now. Your secret is safe with me." you [11:40 PM] sammiepie: say as you lift his head with you hoof and kiss him gently on the lips. He smiles as you [11:41 PM] beeeeepcalobs left the room. [11:41 PM] sammiepie: break the kiss and kisses you again this time a bit harder. what do? [11:42 PM] sunasmine: wingboner + sloppy makeouts? [11:42 PM] equius_zahhak: bring in closer with a hoof [11:42 PM] cloppyhooves: use hoof to start carressing his back [11:43 PM] hermocrates: wingboner + cloppy [11:44 PM] sammiepie: Your wings stand at attention now as you slip your hoof behind his head and stroke his [11:46 PM] sammiepie: mane. he slips his toungue in and you both draw closer causing you to drop your glass and [11:46 PM] sammiepie: knock his over. what do? [11:46 PM] cloppyhooves: ignore that, continue do [11:47 PM] hermocrates: "Oh shit!" Act worried about making a mess [11:47 PM] sunasmine: [OCD kicks in, clean up glasses] [11:47 PM] sunasmine: w/ cloppy [11:47 PM] hermocrates: [I assume he'll tell us not to worry though] [11:47 PM] joeshmo101: Wait, we're at a bar? [11:47 PM] joeshmo101: or not? [11:47 PM] joeshmo101: < is confused [11:47 PM] sunasmine: [we're in his house] [11:47 PM] joeshmo101: [sense has been made] [11:47 PM] joeshmo101: act worried [11:47 PM] joeshmo101: do [11:48 PM] sammiepie: so OCD do or makeout do? [11:48 PM] sunasmine: my vote is for makeout [11:48 PM] hermocrates: Not OCD, but concerned [11:49 PM] joeshmo101: ^ [11:49 PM] hermocrates: Actually, just glance over at dropped glasses, but make no move [11:49 PM] joeshmo101: like "oh sit I'm so sorry!" [11:49 PM] joeshmo101: *shit [11:50 PM] guest-196694 entered the room. [11:50 PM] guest-196694 changed nickname to giggles_foodles [11:51 PM] giggles_foodles changed nickname to giggles [11:51 PM] sammiepie: "Aw hay! Sorry I spilled my drink everywhere." you say inbetween kisses. Braeburn breaks [11:53 PM] sammiepie: from kissing down you neck and says "Buck it." He takes the bottle and takes a big drink. [11:54 PM] sammiepie: He offers the bottle to you. what do? [11:54 PM] cloppyhooves: (http://i.imgur.com/gzqD5.png) [11:54 PM] cloppyhooves: Drink a little more, I guess? [11:54 PM] cloppyhooves: We don't really want to become stupid drunk [11:54 PM] sunasmine: take a drink but not too much [11:54 PM] hermocrates: Take a small drink [11:54 PM] joeshmo101: [I FUCKING HATE MATH XL] [11:54 PM] joeshmo101: drink and kissu before swallowing [11:55 PM] hermocrates: [Math is made better with Sweetie Belle's plot] [11:55 PM] hermocrates: [Math is already pretty awesome though] [11:55 PM] joeshmo101: [^] [11:55 PM] giggles: [^] [11:56 PM] joeshmo101: all [11:57 PM] sammiepie: You take a small sip and give it back. Braeburn gives it one more hearty chug and [11:58 PM] sammiepie: dives back into kissing you. He jams his toungue in you mouth as you feel his hooves plant [11:59 PM] sammiepie: themselves on your lower back just above your cutie marks. what do? [11:59 PM] cloppyhooves: reciprocate cutie mark rubbu [12:00 AM] sunasmine: yup, cutie mark rub [12:02 AM] sammiepie: You choke out a small moan as he smacks you on one of your cutie marks and starts to rub [12:03 AM] sammiepie: them both. You reciprocate and he nickers in approval while he pulls you on top of him. [12:03 AM] sammiepie: what do? [12:05 AM] joeshmo101: do we know if he's a thrower or a catcher? [12:05 AM] sunasmine: we should start to grind a bit on him [12:06 AM] sunasmine: full-on wingboner by this point [12:06 AM] equius_zahhak: check his erection status [12:06 AM] hermocrates: ^ ^^ [12:07 AM] hermocrates: [Have I ever mentioned how fucking adorable Day[9] is?] [12:07 AM] cloppyhooves: at some point we should see whether he's going to top or bottom, yeah [12:07 AM] hermocrates: Not grind yet [12:07 AM] cloppyhooves: but yeah, wingboner and check boner do [12:07 AM] sunasmine: [kinda hoping he'll top lol] [12:07 AM] hermocrates: [^] [12:08 AM] hermocrates: [WTF? That was black text] [12:08 AM] hermocrates: [No, green] [12:08 AM] sunasmine: [green yup] [12:08 AM] joeshmo101: [twas green] [12:08 AM] cloppyhooves: (Yeah, I kind hope he tops too) [12:08 AM] equius_zahhak: [tiny chat derps like that on occasion] [12:08 AM] guest-197195 entered the room. [12:09 AM] guest-197195 changed nickname to tsiugnil [12:09 AM] hermocrates: [Hey, tsiupony!] [12:09 AM] tsiugnil: [hi -- still tired :\] [12:10 AM] tsiugnil: [trpg?] [12:10 AM] sunasmine: [sammie's m/m rpg] [12:10 AM] hermocrates: [Sammiepone's CRPG] [12:10 AM] outta_spec: [ello] [12:10 AM] sammiepie: Your wings are so high up they hurt. He breaks the kiss and says "I just remembered I have [12:11 AM] sammiepie: only one bed. Are we sleepin' together or what?" what do? [12:11 AM] pinkie__pink left the room. [12:12 AM] sammiepie: [also hi] [12:12 AM] sunasmine: [heya] [12:12 AM] cloppyhooves: (oh hello) [12:12 AM] cloppyhooves: "A night in bed with you? I think there's something else we gotta do first..." [12:13 AM] hermocrates: "What do you think?" Return to kissu [12:13 AM] tsiugnil: we need to rid the world of despair? [12:14 AM] sunasmine: w/ cloppy [12:14 AM] 569854 left the room. [12:14 AM] hermocrates: [We have to do something first?\ [12:14 AM] hermocrates: ] [12:14 AM] cloppyhooves: (SEX) [12:14 AM] sunasmine: [ponysex] [12:15 AM] sammiepie: "A night in bed with you? I think we gotta take care of something else first." you say. [12:15 AM] tsiugnil left the room. [12:16 AM] guest-197372 entered the room. [12:17 AM] sammiepie: He smiles and says "Well I think you're right." He brushes a large ponydick against your [12:18 AM] sammiepie: belly. "Do you wanna see if we'll both fit in mah bed?" [12:18 AM] sammiepie: what do? [12:18 AM] equius_zahhak: kiss down his body then up his horsrection [12:18 AM] supertrekkie4: [yay i'm back in time for some sex] [12:18 AM] sunasmine: "I think we're fine right here" then EZ [12:19 AM] guest-197372 changed nickname to tsiugnil [12:19 AM] hermocrates: w/suna&e_z [12:19 AM] tsiugnil_drawing_pones: [huh, dunno why i lieft] [12:21 AM] sammiepie: You kiss down his neck, nipping ever so slightly and kiss down him firm stomach but you [12:22 AM] sammiepie: kiss around his massive horse dong. once you get his inner thigh you look up to see his [12:23 AM] sammiepie: eyes rolled up in his head and you simply say "No, I think we're fine here." You then [12:24 AM] sammiepie: lightly kiss up the bottom of his penis from the tip to the broad head. When you get to [12:25 AM] sammiepie: top you swirl your toungue along the rim of his tip. what do *Please don't spam/flood the chat.* [12:25 AM] sammiepie: ? [12:26 AM] cloppyhooves: pony blowjob give, rub ourselves? [12:26 AM] sunasmine: sure [12:26 AM] hermocrates: Apparently, let sammie take the lead. Fucking genius. [12:26 AM] supertrekkie4: suckin some DICK [12:26 AM] hermocrates: Braeburn, Braeburn, gotta go down on Braeburn [12:26 AM] joeshmo101: let sammie railroad [12:27 AM] joeshmo101: fucking railroading... [12:27 AM] hermocrates: [Hey, hey. I was NOT complaining] [12:27 AM] supertrekkie4: [You *REBECCA BLACK* do and start to suck *BRAEBURNS* horsepenis] [12:27 AM] supertrekkie4: [:P] [12:27 AM] joeshmo101: [I like SOME senmbalance of choice] [12:28 AM] sammiepie: [hey i'm not saying to blow him] [12:28 AM] sunasmine: [but we're going to blow him anyways, well just for a bit before offering plot =D] [12:28 AM] sammiepie: [you could just tease him] [12:30 AM] hermocrates: [We said "kiss his dick" and sammie just elaborated on that] [12:30 AM] supertrekkie4: SUQ DAT COQ!!!!!!!! [12:30 AM] sammiepie: You slowly lower your mouth onto his massive member. As you do you feel a hoof on each of [12:32 AM] sammiepie: your wings agonizingly slow dragging down the feathers. You eyes bulge and you look up to [12:34 AM] sammiepie: see Braeburn smiling deviously with his forehooves out. You start to rub your erect [12:34 AM] sammiepie: ponydick. what do? [12:35 AM] sunasmine: how long do you all wana go before offering plot? [12:36 AM] cloppyhooves: we can get him a third or a half there? [12:36 AM] sunasmine: also we should go deeper in our pony BJ [12:36 AM] cloppyhooves: ^ [12:36 AM] hermocrates: ^ ^^ [12:38 AM] joeshmo101: [http://e621.net/post/show/182741] [12:38 AM] supertrekkie4: [http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/215/402/96475] [12:38 AM] sammiepie: You drop even further down hitting the middle ridge and get a response of failing hooves [12:40 AM] sammiepie: on your wings making you even harder as you smile around his dick. You hear "BUCK!" and [12:42 AM] sammiepie: the pressure gets heavier on your wings again. You finally reach the base as you feel ball [12:42 AM] sammiepie: s on you chin. what do? [12:42 AM] cloppyhooves: keep going up and down the full length for a few strokes [12:42 AM] sammiepie: [horses have no gag reflex btw.] [12:42 AM] sunasmine: [eeyup] [12:42 AM] cloppyhooves: and then pull away and tell him to lube up while offering plot [12:42 AM] supertrekkie4: suck his balls into our giant mouth too along with his dick [12:43 AM] sunasmine: cloppy took the words from my mouth and made them better XD [12:44 AM] tsiugnil_drawing_pones: [no gag reflex? that's mighty convenient] [12:44 AM] hermocrates: [OMIGOSH http://e621.net/post/show/182741] [12:44 AM] cloppyhooves: (also, supertrekkie, your link didn't work) [12:44 AM] hermocrates: w/cloppy [12:44 AM] sunasmine: [they don't tsi, they can't puke] [12:44 AM] hermocrates: [Fuck, Joe stole my thunder] [12:45 AM] tsiugnil_drawing_pones: [actually, not being able to puke is probably bad] [12:45 AM] hermocrates: [Didn't even notice that.] [12:45 AM] tsiugnil_drawing_pones: [can't purge poison from the body] [12:45 AM] sunasmine: [yeah don't feed your horse bad grain] [12:45 AM] hermocrates: [It occurs to me I GOT that from Joe's link, and subsequently forgot] [12:45 AM] sunasmine: [lol] [12:45 AM] tsiugnil_drawing_pones: [lol] [12:46 AM] sammiepie: You lick at his balls and acsend slighly faster. once you back to the top you slide back [12:46 AM] tsiugnil_drawing_pones: ["[lol]" looks like a person in a tiny pool] [12:47 AM] guest-198083 entered the room. [12:47 AM] sammiepie: down. you slowly pick up speed as you blow Braeburn for a few minutes. All during he [12:48 AM] guest-198083 changed nickname to pononymous [12:48 AM] sammiepie: strokes your wings making it hard to concentrated on the shlong in front of you. [12:49 AM] sammiepie: what do? [12:49 AM] cloppyhooves: (oh hello) [12:49 AM] sunasmine: [heya] [12:49 AM] cloppyhooves: give one final stroke up and down, tell to lube while offering plot [12:49 AM] cloppyhooves: maybe flutter wings sexily [12:49 AM] sunasmine: w/ cloppy [12:49 AM] sammiepie: [hiya [12:49 AM] sammiepie: ] [12:49 AM] supertrekkie4: clopppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppy [12:51 AM] sunasmine: [also tsi [ lol ] bigger pool] [12:51 AM] sammiepie: You slide down Braeburn's sex one more time before sliding off. As you slide off you [12:52 AM] sammiepie: flutter your wings. He pulls you up for a kiss and you feel your ponyboners slide across [12:54 AM] sammiepie: each other. He kisses you and slowly dry humps you while stroking your mane. You break the [12:54 AM] tsiugnil_drawing_pones: [ lol ] [12:55 AM] sammiepie: kiss and whisper into his ear sensually "Lube up cowpony. You're going to buck a bronco [12:55 AM] sammiepie: tonight." [12:56 AM] tsiugnil_drawing_pones: [can you microwave eggs?] [12:56 AM] sammiepie: He kisses you and flips you around so you're on all fours with your forehooves on the [12:57 AM] sammiepie: couch. what do? [12:57 AM] cloppyhooves: (hnnnnnng that line was amazing) [12:57 AM] cloppyhooves: (also tsiugnil don't interrupt the narration) [12:57 AM] joeshmo101: [NEVER ICROWAVE AN EGG] [12:57 AM] hermocrates: [cloppy] [12:57 AM] joeshmo101: [*MICROWAVE [12:57 AM] tsiugnil_drawing_pones: [:(] [12:57 AM] sunasmine: get bucked like a bronco do? [12:57 AM] alex: [why would someone microwave an edd?] [12:57 AM] alex: [egg*] [12:57 AM] hermocrates: Wave plot around in anticipation [12:57 AM] sunasmine: lift tail [12:58 AM] joeshmo101: spread 'em wide and wait for him to brace for insert, then relax do [12:58 AM] cloppyhooves: yeah, wait for him to be lubed and ready, and like they said, wiggle plot/tail sexily [12:58 AM] supertrekkie4: i whip my tail back and forth i whip my tail back and forth i whip my tail back and forth [12:58 AM] hermocrates: [Break the yolk apart, then cover with film or a cloth over the bowl, THEN microwave] [12:58 AM] tsiugnil_drawing_pones: [i thought brackets were brackety and bracketed] [12:58 AM] alex: [what ev