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Nurse Nasty







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Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 2:34 pm S.C.A.M.M.S. -VS- Nurse Nasty - A Comical Adventure!



Happy New Year!



It was a Saturday. I was bored. I hadn't had a decent lad-burn-bait in a few months and wondered how cool it would be if I was part of some sort of X-Men-esque mutant team. What would my powers be? What would I wear? What would I call myself?



Ya know, all those deep and soulful questions we ask ourselves.



Instead I decided it would be fun to bait some lads into doing it.



So 2 months, 4 different baits in 4 countries, 8 lad/ladette characters, a variety of accomplices and over 40 pictures trophies later I had assembled the cast. They needed to be themed, and each have their characters, but what they really needed was their own graphic novel, of sorts. Now I have photochopped the lads into the comic, but as you see them is how they are. I have not added items or removed. I have simply cut out and re-coloured a few. Thanks to Jose_Cuervo for holding my hand through 40 hours of photochopping...



I'm proud to present my wonderful lad/ettes and their glorious efforts.



So click the images and links and enjoy. I have included a few cameos as well.



DON'T SCROLL ALL THE WAY DOWN YET!



After you finish reading the comic scroll down. I have provided the artists impression and the original images supplied. They were told to emulate the characters, and did they ever... If you like, I made them A4 compliant, so print them out, staple it together and read it to Granny. It's not safe for kids.



<CLICK IMAGE AND LINKS TO ENLARGE>







I don't want to ruin the surprise, so the rest are just links.



S.C.A.M.M.S. COMIC PAGE 4

S.C.A.M.M.S. COMIC PAGE 5

S.C.A.M.M.S. COMIC PAGE 6

S.C.A.M.M.S. COMIC PAGE 7

S.C.A.M.M.S. COMIC PAGE 8

S.C.A.M.M.S. COMIC PAGE 9

S.C.A.M.M.S. COMIC PAGE 10



Out of the four lads/groups, three are still completely hooked, and the burn has only begun. This is the last emails from each scammer...



The players - Oga Oblivious and crew:



Quote: Thank you very much Daddy, i really respect you in this, Please Daddy, i guess there are lots of things i need to know concerning my followers and the Members, i want you to tell me more of how i can carry them along in this Ministry?. Will they be like me in time to come Daddy? Please Daddy, tell me how long will it take before i will fully become part of the Family,? I just can't wait Daddy. Please give me your words, and also tell me how big you want the Church over here to be built, I will want to know of these questions i asked you Daddy. Please Daddy, also keep me posted before you can send any funds across.



Thanks, Daddy as you read this mail, God bless you for your heartkinded. I love you Dad, and i am wishing you happy New Year.



From Fraud-Star and crew:



Quote: Thanks for your mail, and happy new year in advance, how is the work of God hope all is well, i have

attached the pictures which you requested me to have with my guidians, therefore confirm them and send to me the last paperworkes.

I hope it will meet you in good condition.

THANKS

lOOKING FORWARD TO HEAR FROM YOU



From Red Seal of Truth, and crew:



Quote: You are my Father and whenever there is a problem I have to come to you for direction.I know I hurt you but I am appealing for a second chance.The work you started should not go without baring fruit.



READ THE COMIC BEFORE GOING ANY FURTHER





























Artists Impression and Originals



I used a cool character generator and photoshop to make each of the S.C.A.M.M.S. Here they are:



This lad saw the picture and thought he had to remove all his hair and eyebrows... well he did.











Originally I thought this lad chopped a picture, but it's white paper with a flash. He couldn't grasp the concept of going outside to get a better shot. This was also his second attempt. I'll post all the originals at a later date.















I couldn't stop laughing at the last two. I still giggle at how good they look.











Best news. This isn't finished. 3 lads/groups are still very much active and alive. I have plans for them...

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Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 2:51 pm This is indeed an artistic masterpiece of work in the 419 world. I am speachless.

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Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 3:10 pm Outstanding stuff I like page 7 most of all. Yes, we all worship ...



At first I thought WU-man was a non-lad. Oh no. He has a good costume. Should consider an advertising job with that company, ringing a bell and walking up and down the whole cybercafe circuit

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Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 3:11 pm That was FANTASTIC!!! I can't wait to see what's next.....

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Nurse Nasty







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Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 3:20 pm Bait a non-lad? Never. Only lads deserve my wrath. He's a lad. Roped in with Fraud-Star... They are running a 'Dying widow with millions scam'. Actually Fraud-Star is the 'dying' widow. She looks amazingly healthy for someone terminally ill with not long to live.





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Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 3:21 pm The bar has been raised out of sight and it's only the 2nd day of 2010!!



Superb work NN



WU man is hilarious





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Barrister Addo Williams: I want you to know that I am not impressed with your performance towards this project.

Mattins Wilson: ...and they stated morken me and tarfing at me as if am a full, so please it is enough OK. /AND/ I promise you for all this furffring that you are furffring to me <--- No, I haven't a clue either

Peter Ovdo: I want you to have trust in me that all is ok as stated in my last mail to you which i wrote in big letters



Ethel Gnassingbe: FOUK YOU AND GO TO HELL



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Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 3:28 pm Shiver wrote a book but i have high hopes we will see a movie about NN, written by NN, directed by NN and produced by NN. Of course the lads who will appear in the movie will be paid through WU.

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Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 4:37 pm Wow! What a wonderful and inspiring present for the new year!



NN, thanks so much. I laughed my ass off at RSoT man and especially WU man!

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Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 4:47 pm That is absolutely astounding, NN. I am... amazed......



This is the funniest shit I have read in yonks, so, my hat, if I were wearing one, would be off to you.





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Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 5:25 pm



Brilliant doesn't begin to describe this masterpiece of baiting and humor. Utterly fantastic!

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Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 5:44 pm I am not worthy



"The fastest subhuman on earth: A scammer on his way to collect his money at Western Onion" -- ROFLMFAO

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you make me feel like crying



Why is it so difficult to receive money from you.I am having a hunch that you are delibrately making it difficult for me.I want you to remember all the problems you have put me through from your first bank transfer to the second one to our London account to this very western Union that you sent more than a week ago. You are putting me through all kind of stress just to receive money from you.



kindly please for God sake re-send it again in a proper way



you are making things so complicated for me...i can no longer condole all this stress you are making me pass through



Your are so honest i like the way you act.



you are playing games with me, but I still want to beleive in you because I have no much choices right now.

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Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 6:01 pm I have absolutely no idea what to say. That's just sheer brilliance!





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Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 6:41 pm ^^^

I totally agree with all of the comments and bow down to your baiting genius...

If there was an Oscar award for baiting you would be a shoo-in. Baiter of the year, King of baiting etc. etc.

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so as to enable the conclusion of this transaction on your behalf since you are not dead because if you are dead you would not have write me because I know that never will a dead

write to living...

I could receive the document official which you want to forward me for adhesion with [email protected]

I am captivated, impressed and hypnotised with your sincerity

This you’re [email protected] has it existed some how somewhere before?

Your ASSCODE is: 999-035-2655







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Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 6:53 pm Oh my God! Words cant describe how much you made me laugh!



I love bait man! This was absolutely incredible!

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Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 7:16 pm Superb.



The standard has been set for 2010 already.

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Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 7:22 pm I almost pissed myself laughing when I saw that pic WU-man. Probably the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. Amazing work and thanks for sharing; you made my day/weekend!

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Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 7:23 pm Wonderful! 2010 is already a "lost year for lads!"

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Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 7:23 pm so far i only seen the pics on this page, works net filter is stopping the links, but regardless your one of a kind mate, thats unbelievable stuff.



would love to read the baits that got them to do that.



simply unbelievable, are you sure your not overpaying these guys? they seem eager to work for you.

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Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 8:51 pm Absolutely Brilliant NN!!!



WU-man is the SUPER-HERO to watch!!!



(...the tears of laughter are still rolling.....)





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Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 9:36 pm NN said "It was a Saturday. I was bored."



Boredom turned round in true NN style.

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Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 9:41 pm Awesome !!!



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