According to reports in the Polish press, Wojciech Szczesny has suffered a slight ankle contusion…while sleeping.

The keeper, who is currently on international duty, turned up for training this morning but couldn’t do much more than a bit of jogging due to the pain. Jacek Jaroszewski, a member of the Polish national team’s medical staff, says he’s given the Arsenal number one some painkillers and they’ll now wait to see how he reacts although it’s not thought to be too serious.

If there are any doubts about his fitness it’s unlikely he’ll take part in either of the forthcoming friendlies with Slovakia and the Republic Ireland.

Given Szczesny has been rooming with Borussia Dortmund’s Robert Lewandowski we wouldn’t be surprised to hear the striker did the damage falling over theatrically while climbing into bed. The diving cunny.