I was in the midst of thinking about a snazzy username when I was called down for dinner. "Sooo" my mother began. Oh boy here she goes. "Have you finished unpacking." I looked down. Nope. I had done the exact opposite in fact, but it's not like I could tell my mother that, she'd look at me with a look of shame that said something along the lines of "How are you my child?" I laugh instead. Bad move. "I said, have you finished unpacking?" she looked at me with a patronizing glare. "Well?" "I-" "I HAVE!" I was cut off by my stupid yet useful brother. "IT WAS HARD WORK BUT YA'KNOW!" he smiles and looks almost...bashful? "I wasn't asking you" my mother says with a cold voice and an equally cold glare. "I was talking to Scotty" "Hehehe....no" I say in a quiet voice. We finish my mothers leftover casserole in silence. Well with the exclusion of my brothers. I hate them. I proceed back up the stairs when I'm caught by my father. After restrained nagging by my mother and light chastisement by my father, I am finally able to do nothing in peace. I walk upstairs and begin to unpack, I'm about halfway through when I think of a good Youtube username. No. I have to unpack. "doubleswee" the voice persists "doubleswee" "DOUBLESWEE" "DOUBLESWEE" "ALRIGHT ALREADY!" I yell to nothing in particular. I get on my iPad and start a new account. Hmmm what do I usually do and/or like? Spongebob. Yes, yes and rapping. "Mmmhmm...yes" I mutter in satisfaction. All thats left is to make a rap. I smile. It shouldn't be too hard as I am the most talented person I know. After about 10 minutes of writing and revising my masterpiece I'm ready. My father walks in. "Hey Scotty, you have school in two days remember?" I don't respond. "You gotta go to bed." I laugh and odd laugh that one could easily mistake for the death of one thousand lambs. "Uhh...I" my father sputters. I laugh the evil laugh again. "nyahehehe" "I gotta go just go to bed." He leaves. Shut up dad... I might as well sleep it is almost 9 at night. I look at my newly created Youtube. I have a feeling mom will be proud.