4. Pony calling the Kettle black Tea_Kettle Nov 4th, 2011 201 Never 201Never

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rawdownloadcloneembedreportprint text 87.61 KB Session 4 Pony calling the Kettle black [5:18 AM] plotospex: Is it... tea time? [5:18 AM] sunasmine: yay tea! [5:18 AM] sunasmine: I'm ready for tea [5:19 AM] plotospex: We left off a week ago with our heroine, Tea Kettle, having a good night's sleep after [5:19 AM] plotospex: dicking around with Blueblood and getting up to some other shenanigans. [5:19 AM] plotospex: We have 6 spellcasts available, and our health is full. [5:19 AM] plotospex: Our spells are: [5:20 AM] plotospex: Boil, Lift, Conjure Teabag, Arouse, Dominate, Fireball, Obfuscate, Scry, and Vicissitude [5:20 AM] plotospex: Do we need any more review before this gets started? [5:35 AM] guest-52626 entered the room. [5:35 AM] plotospex: So, shall we get to it? [5:35 AM] cloppyhooves: yes [5:35 AM] equius_zahhak: wake up [5:35 AM] guest-52626 changed nickname to misterseven [5:35 AM] sammiepie: hay yeah [5:35 AM] plotospex: You wake up in Spitfire's bed - she's already back, it looks like, and sitting a few feet [5:36 AM] plotospex: away from you. "I found the ponies", she tells you, and sexfully marks a position on your [5:36 AM] plotospex: map. "They're being imprisoned in the place they were banished to, and the door is locked [5:37 AM] plotospex: magically. I don't know how you would open it." [5:37 AM] misterseven left the room. [5:37 AM] plotospex: The time is you-have-no-idea-because-it's-dark-outside. [5:37 AM] plotospex: what do [5:37 AM] sammiepie: sex up spitfire in "thanks" for finding ponies [5:37 AM] cloppyhooves: "Did they have the elements with them?" [5:38 AM] sammiepie: ^that too [5:38 AM] joeshmo101: Kissu and ^ [5:38 AM] outta_spec: "who do we know that can open that door?" [5:38 AM] outta_spec: and all ^ [5:38 AM] plotospex: "Did they have the elements with them?", you ask with a sexful kissu~. [5:39 AM] plotospex: *SPITFIRE PONY* blushes. "They said they were looking for some sort of artifact, but were [5:39 AM] plotospex: captured first. I don't think they had anything." [5:39 AM] plotospex: "Honestly, I'm not sure how you'd open the door. There weren't even any guards there." [5:39 AM] plotospex: what do [5:40 AM] joeshmo101: (wait, they never got the elements to begin with, b/c they never defeated NMM) [5:40 AM] cloppyhooves: Sex Spitfire, then ask Trixie if she can teach us something to unmagic that magic [5:40 AM] sammiepie: ^ [5:40 AM] joeshmo101: ^ [5:40 AM] plotospex: How sex? [5:40 AM] equius_zahhak: "How far away are they from here?" while embracing her [5:40 AM] sammiepie: start to kiss down her neck [5:40 AM] joeshmo101: Interrobang her [5:40 AM] sammiepie: ^ [5:41 AM] plotospex: You can't *PUCTUATION*! You're not a *DICTIONARY*! [5:41 AM] joeshmo101: (anyone who knows the real meaning of interrobang should be luaghing right now) [5:41 AM] plotospex: "How far away are they?", you ask *SPITFIRE PONY* while you deliver a sexful steam of [5:42 AM] plotospex: kissu~ down her neck. [5:42 AM] joeshmo101: [a steam of kissu?] [5:42 AM] sammiepie: stream? [5:42 AM] plotospex: [Okay, a series of kissu~] [5:42 AM] plotospex: [A sexful cascade of a series] [5:43 AM] plotospex: *SPITFIRE PONY* wraps her forehooves around you, pulling you a little closer as you kissu~ [5:43 AM] equius_zahhak: [a resonance cascade perhaps?] [5:43 AM] plotospex: "You could get there in maybe 3 hours, I think," she adds, almost as an afterthought. [5:44 AM] plotospex: Your *HORSE GENITALS* grow excited at her *FAMILIAR EMBRACE*. [5:44 AM] plotospex: what do [5:44 AM] sammiepie: keep kissing down to her breasts but stop to look up and ask a question [5:44 AM] sammiepie: *kissing slowly [5:45 AM] cloppyhooves: What ask [5:45 AM] cloppyhooves: ? [5:45 AM] plotospex: ^ [5:45 AM] joeshmo101: what breasts? [5:45 AM] equius_zahhak: "Xan I count on you to rally some more ponies for the cause while I'm away?" [5:45 AM] joeshmo101: crotchboobs? [5:45 AM] plotospex: Crotchboobs, brah [5:45 AM] sammiepie: ^ [5:45 AM] outta_spec: ^ [5:45 AM] sammiepie: [whoops sorry] [5:45 AM] sammiepie: [forgot} [5:46 AM] cloppyhooves: We don't really need to rally ponies [5:46 AM] joeshmo101: & [5:46 AM] joeshmo101: ^ [5:46 AM] sunasmine: we just need to get the elements [5:46 AM] cloppyhooves: Should we tell her what we did about Blueblood, Caesar, and Trixie? [5:46 AM] sammiepie: nah [5:46 AM] joeshmo101: no [5:46 AM] cloppyhooves: Not it terms of sexin', but in terms of alliances and such [5:46 AM] equius_zahhak: just tell her to lay low [5:46 AM] sammiepie: ^ [5:46 AM] joeshmo101: (not ponies, but good music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bq5MekUgWuM ) [5:46 AM] joeshmo101: w/ e_z [5:47 AM] sammiepie: do both e_z and ch [5:47 AM] equius_zahhak: in regards to alliances [5:47 AM] equius_zahhak: do we tell her we intend to sway BB? [5:47 AM] sunasmine: perhaps we should ask her thoughts in the other three before telling? [5:47 AM] sammiepie: ^ [5:48 AM] equius_zahhak: ^ [5:48 AM] joeshmo101: ^ [5:48 AM] plotospex: "What do you think of the other nobility?", you ask with *SEXFUL SUBTLETY* as you [5:49 AM] plotospex: look in her eyes while kissu~ing down her chest, stopping just above her *CROTCHBOOBS*. [5:49 AM] plotospex: *SPITFIRE PONY* moves a forehoof to carress your *SEXY PONY CHEEK* as she talks to you [5:50 AM] plotospex: "*CAESAR*"'s kind of a *DOUCHECUNT*, if you want me to be honest." [5:50 AM] sunasmine: [yay] [5:50 AM] plotospex: I suppose *TRIXIE* and *BLUEBLOOD* are too, but I suppose they're *TOLERABLE*. [5:50 AM] plotospex: what do [5:51 AM] outta_spec: agree [5:51 AM] cloppyhooves: Agree and continue licku~ [5:51 AM] sammiepie: ^ but also tell her about it like the old pop song says [5:51 AM] sunasmine: ^ w/ cloppy [5:51 AM] plotospex: licku~ where? [5:52 AM] sammiepie: crotchboobs [5:52 AM] sunasmine: crotchboobs for now, candy vag later [5:52 AM] joeshmo101: what does sammie mean? [5:52 AM] sammiepie: [billie joel?] [5:53 AM] outta_spec: pop song? [5:53 AM] plotospex: "You got it", you agree like a boss before giving *SPITFIRE PONY*'s crotchboobs a few [5:53 AM] outta_spec: rubber buns and liquor? [5:53 AM] plotospex: licku~s. She shudders with the first licku~, and then smiles. [5:53 AM] plotospex: what do [5:54 AM] cloppyhooves: licku~ licku~ licku~ [5:54 AM] sunasmine: suck on them before moving on? [5:54 AM] sammiepie: ^ [5:54 AM] outta_spec: and nibble [5:54 AM] sammiepie: ^ [5:54 AM] outta_spec: just a little [5:54 AM] joeshmo101: all [5:54 AM] sunasmine: leave a crotch boob hickey XD [5:54 AM] sammiepie: DO ALL THE THINGS [5:55 AM] equius_zahhak: ^ [5:55 AM] outta_spec: do all the things? [5:55 AM] joeshmo101: all the things [5:55 AM] outta_spec: yes. [5:55 AM] plotospex: You do *ALL THE THINGS*, giving her crotchboobs a few more licku~ before enveloping one of [5:55 AM] plotospex: her *HORSE NIPPLES* with your *HORSE MOUTH*. [5:55 AM] joeshmo101: NOT ALL THE THINGS! [5:56 AM] joeshmo101: [] [5:56 AM] plotospex: You bite down very lightly, causing *SPITFIRE PONY* to cringe a small amount before [5:56 AM] plotospex: deciding that she likes it. [5:57 AM] plotospex: She reaches a *HOOF* to her *CANDYVAG*. [5:57 AM] plotospex: how continue [5:57 AM] equius_zahhak: move her hoof to your horsecock and continue licking to candyvag [5:58 AM] sammiepie: ^ [5:58 AM] outta_spec: ^ [5:58 AM] sunasmine: ^ [5:58 AM] joeshmo101: ^ [5:59 AM] plotospex: You instead move her hoof over to your *TEADICK*, and move your mouth down slightly [6:00 AM] plotospex: until it hovers *SEXFULLY* over her *CANDYVAG*. [6:00 AM] plotospex: You give it a lick, and it tastes just like *BARBEQUE SAUCE*/*CINNAMON*. [6:00 AM] plotospex: You can't really decide. [6:00 AM] joeshmo101: cinnamon is sexier [6:00 AM] equius_zahhak: [hehe] [6:00 AM] plotospex: *SPITFIRE PONY* lightly pushes your head down with a *SEXFUL HAPPYSIGH* [6:00 AM] plotospex: what do [6:01 AM] outta_spec: enjoy the cinnamon [6:01 AM] sunasmine: get to licku~ [6:01 AM] plotospex: [sorry about the delay there, people thought it would be funny to walk into my room] [6:01 AM] joeshmo101: nibble clit [6:01 AM] sammiepie: both [6:01 AM] cloppyhooves changed nickname to cloppyhooves_brb [6:02 AM] plotospex: Not one to disappoint, you get to licku~, and gently nibble her *HORSE CLITORIS* [6:02 AM] cloppyhooves_brb: (brb for a sec but then I'll be in public and can't look as much) [6:02 AM] sammiepie: [http-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nd4E9ePUrok][btw this is the reference i was making before [6:02 AM] plotospex: *SPITFIRE PONY* squeels a little, trying to keep it quiet, and her wings stiffen visibly. [6:03 AM] plotospex: She rubs your *HORSE PENIS* a little bit more *VIGOROUSLY*. [6:03 AM] plotospex: ' [6:03 AM] plotospex: how continue [6:03 AM] outta_spec: don't ignore those wings [6:03 AM] sammiepie: stroke her wings [can youu reach] [6:03 AM] sunasmine: rub the wings + licku~ a bit harder? [6:03 AM] joeshmo101: all [6:03 AM] outta_spec: the [6:04 AM] sammiepie: thing [6:04 AM] sammiepie: s [6:04 AM] outta_spec: ! [6:04 AM] joeshmo101: -_- [6:04 AM] plotospex: Stretching out your *HOOFS*, you rub her *WINGBONER* and put more force into your licku~ [6:05 AM] plotospex: Her wings continue to stiffen; you can feel them tightening under your *HOOFS*, the [6:05 AM] plotospex: muscles sexfully becoming rigid. Your *PONY PENIS* responds in kind as you continue to lap [6:06 AM] plotospex: up *CINNAMON PONYSEX JUICE* from *SPITEFIRE PONY*'s *CINNAMON VAG*. [6:06 AM] plotospex: She pushes your head down a little further still. "That feels so *SEXFUL*", she tells you [6:06 AM] plotospex: *SEXFULLY*. [6:06 AM] plotospex: what do [6:06 AM] sammiepie: keep going till she blows [6:07 AM] equius_zahhak: insert tongue [6:07 AM] sunasmine: put tongue inside her [6:07 AM] sammiepie: ^ [6:07 AM] joeshmo101: tongue cricle around clit [6:07 AM] sammiepie: both [6:07 AM] sunasmine: if we have free hoof, rub clit [6:07 AM] outta_spec: all [6:07 AM] sammiepie: the [6:08 AM] equius_zahhak: things [6:08 AM] sammiepie: ! [6:08 AM] plotospex: You whirl your tongue around *SPITFIRE PONY*'s *HORSE CLITORIS*, her blush intensifying [6:08 AM] plotospex: before thrusting your tongue into her *CINNAMON VAG*. [6:09 AM] plotospex: The *CINNAMON FLAVOR* tastes like *HAPPY*, and you can feel her *VAGOO* spreading as your [6:09 AM] cloppyhooves_brb left the room. [6:09 AM] plotospex: tongue finds its way through her. You can feel it pressing against your tongue, like a [6:10 AM] plotospex: sexy rubber band. [6:10 AM] guest-53016 entered the room. [6:10 AM] guest-53016 left the room. [6:10 AM] plotospex: *SPITFIRE*'s *WINGS* abruptly stiffen even more, the jarring movement nearly knocking your [6:10 AM] guest-53022 entered the room. [6:10 AM] plotospex: tongue out of her. [6:10 AM] plotospex: what do [6:11 AM] sammiepie: keep drilling [6:11 AM] equius_zahhak: go deeper [6:11 AM] sunasmine: both [6:11 AM] outta_spec: tongueception [6:11 AM] sammiepie: WE HAVE TO GO DEEPER [6:11 AM] equius_zahhak: http://inception.davepedu.com/ [6:11 AM] sunasmine: knew that was coming [6:11 AM] joeshmo101: back to crotchboobs (make her want it more) [6:11 AM] guest-53022 changed nickname to cloppyhooves [6:11 AM] outta_spec: ^ [6:11 AM] outta_spec: tease [6:12 AM] sammiepie: http-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=imamcajBEJs [6:12 AM] joeshmo101: make her crave you [6:12 AM] plotospex: http://poll.pollcode.com/qZQM [6:12 AM] plotospex: Democracy in action! [6:13 AM] outta_spec: can't we have both? swap tongue for hoof [6:13 AM] sammiepie: ^ [6:13 AM] joeshmo101: no [6:13 AM] outta_spec: or not [6:13 AM] joeshmo101: we need to drive her crazy [6:13 AM] joeshmo101: and insertion won't do that [6:13 AM] outta_spec: [thanks for the soundtrack. gotta get headphones] [6:13 AM] plotospex: Well, unless anypony else wants to vote, it looks like Tongueception is winning [6:14 AM] joeshmo101: I accidentally hit view instead of vote, so My vote was never places [6:14 AM] joeshmo101: *placed [6:14 AM] joeshmo101: (I WOULD have voted for crotchlyboobs [6:14 AM] joeshmo101: ) [6:14 AM] plotospex: That'd make it 4-3, still [6:15 AM] outta_spec: I yield to the crotchboob [6:15 AM] guest-53073 entered the room. [6:15 AM] plotospex left the room. [6:15 AM] equius_zahhak: what are our possitions? [6:15 AM] guest-53073 changed nickname to plotospex [6:15 AM] outta_spec: I say boobs, but keep her engine running with a hoof [6:15 AM] sammiepie: ^ [6:16 AM] sammiepie: that one [6:16 AM] joeshmo101: if we keep it outside, I'm all for it [6:16 AM] joeshmo101: i.e. clit rub [6:16 AM] plotospex: (Inside my imagination she's sort of on her back; I should really be more clear with this) [6:16 AM] plotospex: Wait, have opinions changed? [6:16 AM] plotospex: What are we going with? [6:16 AM] sammiepie: [well we're not going hoof her] [6:17 AM] joeshmo101: good [6:17 AM] sammiepie: [that's ponyfisting right?] [6:17 AM] sunasmine: [thoug hwe should find a pony to hoof at some point XD] [6:17 AM] plotospex: [Yeah] [6:17 AM] equius_zahhak: ic can be both fisting and fingering depending on the context [6:17 AM] sunasmine: [lol or get hoofed] [6:17 AM] outta_spec: "well hoof me!" [6:18 AM] sammiepie: [trixie] [6:18 AM] equius_zahhak: so what have we decided? [6:18 AM] sunasmine: [lol okay back on topic] [6:18 AM] joeshmo101: hoof Trixie sounds *SEXYNICE* [6:18 AM] plotospex: I have no idea [6:18 AM] outta_spec: boobs n clit rub [6:18 AM] plotospex: Okay, first thing that 3 people agree on is what we do [6:18 AM] plotospex: Go go go [6:18 AM] sammiepie: crotchboobs but work the clit [6:18 AM] outta_spec: ^ [6:19 AM] sunasmine: ^ fine [6:19 AM] joeshmo101: ^ [6:19 AM] plotospex: You resume *LIKCU~* of the *CROTCHBOOBS*, and *GENTLY CARRESS* her clit with one of your [6:19 AM] plotospex: *HOOFS*. *SPITFIRE PONY* rubs your *HORSE PENIS* with both her *FOREHOOFS*. [6:20 AM] plotospex: "*TEA PONY*," she says. "I need you." [6:21 AM] sammiepie: tell her to beg [6:21 AM] plotospex: Her *WINGBONER* flares up a little more, the tips of her wings now digging into the bed [6:21 AM] plotospex: what do [6:21 AM] equius_zahhak: ["It's Kettle, Tea Kettle." /swager] [6:21 AM] sammiepie: ^ [6:21 AM] sunasmine: she's already begging [6:21 AM] joeshmo101: make her beg more [6:21 AM] sammiepie: ^ [6:21 AM] sunasmine: you guys are mean XD [6:21 AM] joeshmo101: Drive her to the brink of insanity [6:21 AM] outta_spec: nah, just makes it that much better [6:21 AM] joeshmo101: for both [6:22 AM] outta_spec: yup [6:22 AM] plotospex: So, make her beg more is consensus? [6:22 AM] sammiepie: yes [6:22 AM] outta_spec: yup [6:22 AM] sunasmine: looks like it [6:23 AM] plotospex: How do? [6:23 AM] outta_spec: tease her with the tip [6:23 AM] sammiepie: ^ [6:23 AM] sunasmine: rub the shaft along her entrance? [6:23 AM] outta_spec: that too [6:23 AM] equius_zahhak: let's not insert at all, finish her off like with tongue and then go for a BJ [6:24 AM] outta_spec: that's crazy talk [6:24 AM] sammiepie: ^ [6:24 AM] outta_spec: lol [6:24 AM] outta_spec: we could... [6:24 AM] sunasmine: its a bit late for that, spitfire wants us indie her now [6:24 AM] outta_spec: true [6:24 AM] equius_zahhak: insert tongue then [6:24 AM] sammiepie: yeah don't be cruel [6:24 AM] outta_spec: now that would be mean [6:25 AM] sunasmine: we could have done that, if we had gone for toungeception [6:25 AM] sammiepie: ^ [6:25 AM] outta_spec: ya [6:25 AM] sunasmine: but no [6:25 AM] sunasmine: we had to tease her [6:25 AM] joeshmo101: tease with tip, then go for the slide [6:25 AM] equius_zahhak: ^ [6:25 AM] sunasmine: ^ [6:25 AM] sammiepie: ^ [6:26 AM] joeshmo101: bite base of wings [6:26 AM] plotospex: You rest the tip of your *MASSIVE ERECT PONY PENIS* on the entrance to *SPITFIRE PONY*'s [6:26 AM] sammiepie: 6 [6:26 AM] joeshmo101: (she liked that last time) [6:26 AM] outta_spec: ^^^ [6:26 AM] outta_spec: 6? [6:26 AM] sammiepie: [i meant ^ [6:26 AM] plotospex: *TUNNEL OF LOVE*. You also give the base of her wings a *SEXFUL BITE*, the wings stiffenin [6:27 AM] plotospex: g even move and holding her torso up an inch above the bed. [6:27 AM] plotospex: "Jam it in!", she says, to which you only smile douchetastically and rub your *PENIS* [6:28 AM] plotospex: against her *VAGOO*. "Please! I need your *PONY PENIS*!" [6:28 AM] plotospex: what do [6:28 AM] equius_zahhak: make out and ram [6:28 AM] sunasmine: i'd say give it to her [6:28 AM] sunasmine: also sloppy sloppy makeouts [6:28 AM] sammiepie: with e_z [6:28 AM] sammiepie: and suna [6:29 AM] joeshmo101: make out and rubbu twice more, then in [6:29 AM] joeshmo101: Also, massage wings [6:29 AM] sammiepie: ^ [6:29 AM] equius_zahhak: ^ [6:29 AM] sammiepie: all [6:29 AM] plotospex: You lean down and invade her mouth with your tongue, massaging her wings all the while. [6:30 AM] plotospex: With your weight resting on the *SEXY FLYPONY*, you can feel the movement of the wings [6:30 AM] plotospex: underneath the two of you. *RUBBU~*ing your *PAINUS* against her just a little longer, you [6:31 AM] plotospex: *RAM HER LIKE A PORTCULLIS*. As her *CASTLE GATE* falls, she cries out in pleasure, the [6:31 AM] joeshmo101: the [6:31 AM] plotospex: force of your *PONY PENIS* overpowering even her *WINGBONER* and pressing her down [6:31 AM] plotospex: against the bed *SEXFULLY*. [6:32 AM] plotospex: Her tongue counter-invades your mouth, and *SPITFIRE* moans contentedly. [6:32 AM] plotospex: what do [6:32 AM] sammiepie: full speed ahead [6:32 AM] sunasmine: [pretty sure you don't ram things with a portcullis XD] [6:32 AM] sunasmine: also ^ sammie [6:32 AM] plotospex: [D'oh, I misphrased that] [6:33 AM] plotospex: [Or did I? I think I might have completely forgotten how to grammar] [6:33 AM] sunasmine: [was still hot though XD] [6:33 AM] sammiepie: [how do i shot web] [6:33 AM] sunasmine: [maybe you meant to say battering ram?] [6:34 AM] plotospex: [I meant like she was the portcullis] [6:34 AM] plotospex: Like a *CLASSICAL ERA NAVAL COMMANDER*, you ram her *CANDYVAG* with your [6:34 AM] guest-53277 entered the room. [6:34 AM] plotospex: *TRIREME* of a *HORSECOCK*. [6:34 AM] guest-53277 changed nickname to cloppylovr69 [6:35 AM] joeshmo101: lol [6:35 AM] cloppylovr69: can anyone hear me? [6:35 AM] sunasmine: [perfect timing] [6:35 AM] joeshmo101: I can! [6:35 AM] plotospex: She cries out, her *WINGBONER* fluttering slightly underneath you as she pushes against [6:35 AM] plotospex: you. [6:35 AM] plotospex: what do [6:35 AM] plotospex: [Also hey, we were just clopRPG-ing] [6:35 AM] joeshmo101: kissu neck, continue ram, continue massage wings [6:36 AM] sammiepie: also nibble on ear at some point [6:36 AM] sunasmine: i think we might be pretty set in our route at the moment [6:36 AM] cloppylovr69: [I'll just watch and fap thennn] [6:36 AM] cloppyhooves: sounds like a plan [6:36 AM] plotospex: [open up your Spitfire folder] [6:37 AM] plotospex: You break from the *KISSU~*, giving her ear a gentle *NIBBLU~* before proceeding to kiss [6:37 AM] plotospex: her neck, massage her wings, and ram her *CINNAMON VAG* with the force of an angry [6:37 AM] plotospex: *CELESTIA*. [6:37 AM] cloppylovr69: joined the group whiteboard. [6:38 AM] sammiepie: joined the group whiteboard. [6:38 AM] cloppylovr69 left the room. [6:38 AM] plotospex: *SPITFIRE PONY* cries out *SEXILY* with [6:38 AM] plotospex: "Keep going!" Spitfire Pony screams. "It's so *GOOD*!" [6:39 AM] plotospex: Your own *PONYPENIS* throbs inside her as you ram, and you can feel the *TEA* leaking out [6:39 AM] plotospex: of your *TEAVAG*. [6:39 AM] plotospex: how continue [6:40 AM] equius_zahhak: make her scream? [6:40 AM] sunasmine: we could let spitfire be on top? [6:40 AM] joeshmo101: ^ [6:40 AM] plotospex: Damnit, brb [6:41 AM] equius_zahhak: http://i.imgur.com/siwzu.png [6:42 AM] equius_zahhak: http://i.imgur.com/2w3t3.png [6:42 AM] joeshmo101: we should tie her up, if we can [6:42 AM] sunasmine: equius, did i mention you are my hero? [6:42 AM] sammiepie: yeah, finish with her riding cowgirl as we stroke her wings [6:42 AM] equius_zahhak: http://i.imgur.com/LKwou.jpg [6:43 AM] joeshmo101: JJ should clean that one up... [6:43 AM] sunasmine left the room. [6:43 AM] guest-53370 entered the room. [6:43 AM] guest-53370 changed nickname to sunasmine [6:43 AM] sunasmine: i fail at internets [6:43 AM] joeshmo101: www.eeyup.com [6:44 AM] equius_zahhak: i just remembered who human Soarin' reminds me of [6:44 AM] equius_zahhak: Adult Gohan from DBZ [6:44 AM] outta_spec: ^ [6:44 AM] joeshmo101: hmm... [6:45 AM] equius_zahhak: unrelated http://i.imgur.com/bVL9X.jpg [6:45 AM] plotospex: Damnit, sorry about that [6:45 AM] plotospex: what do [6:46 AM] outta_spec: sex gohan. [6:46 AM] equius_zahhak: lol [6:46 AM] plotospex: Gohan is not in room [6:46 AM] sunasmine: i believe we're giving spirfire a turn on top [6:46 AM] sunasmine: yes? [6:46 AM] equius_zahhak: y [6:46 AM] sammiepie: eeyup [6:46 AM] outta_spec: y [6:47 AM] plotospex: You gently turn *SPITFIRE PONY* over, until she's on top of you. [6:47 AM] plotospex: Her *WINGBONER* stands *GLORIOUSLY ERECT*, jutting out from her body. [6:47 AM] joeshmo101 changed nickname to herpderp [6:47 AM] herpderp changed nickname to joeshmo101 [6:48 AM] plotospex: With a powerful upwards flap, *SPITFIRE PONY* drives herself down your *HORSE PENIS*, her [6:48 AM] plotospex: *HORSE CLITORIS* coming into contact with your *PONY PELVIC REGION*, which only makes her [6:49 AM] plotospex: give another cry of *HAPPY*. [6:49 AM] plotospex: Her *FLAPPING* is increasing in speed, and the force of the *POWERSEX* is near unbearable. [6:50 AM] plotospex: You find yourself on the brink of *HORSEGASM*. [6:50 AM] plotospex: what do [6:50 AM] sammiepie: keep playing with wingboner [6:50 AM] outta_spec: burry the hatchet [6:50 AM] equius_zahhak: go for crotchboobs, she's using her wings [6:50 AM] sunasmine: let it happen. thrust into her [6:50 AM] joeshmo101: stop, lift her off by wing boner, flip her over, and pound while licking neck [6:50 AM] sunasmine: also EZ [6:51 AM] joeshmo101: (doggie style sort of [6:51 AM] joeshmo101: ) [6:51 AM] sunasmine: [i call it pony style] [6:51 AM] joeshmo101: Then use one forehoof to massage crotch boobs, other to massage wings [6:51 AM] equius_zahhak: w./sun previous post [6:52 AM] sunasmine: thrust and crotchboobs [6:52 AM] equius_zahhak: actually now i'm torn [6:52 AM] equius_zahhak: someone else be the tie breaker [6:52 AM] sammiepie: w/ joe [6:52 AM] joeshmo101: give it and extra second, make her cum with you [6:52 AM] outta_spec: ^ [6:52 AM] joeshmo101: MUAHAHAHA [6:53 AM] joeshmo101: *an [6:53 AM] plotospex: Suddenly stopping, you flip *SPITFIRE PONY* over by her *SEXY SEXWINGS* and pound into her [6:54 AM] plotospex: *CINNAMON VAG*, licking down to licku~ her neck at the same time. [6:54 AM] plotospex: One of your *FOREHOOFS* carressses her wings, tracing their outline sexfully, while the [6:55 AM] plotospex: other finds its way to her *CROTCHBOOBS*. [6:55 AM] plotospex: Your *PONYPENIS* twitches *MIGHTILY*, and you're just a pair of thrusts away from *POGASM* [6:55 AM] plotospex: any last-second change do, or continue do? [6:55 AM] joeshmo101: http://i.imgur.com/ZCD3v.png [6:56 AM] sunasmine: continue do [6:56 AM] outta_spec: go on... [6:56 AM] plotospex: You *CONTINUE DO*, thrusting sexfully before *UNLEASHING A TORRENT OF UNBORN FILLIES* into [6:57 AM] plotospex: *SPITFIRE PONY*'s *CINNAMON VAGOO* with a cry of *HAPPY*. [6:57 AM] plotospex: She bucks against you one last time before responding in kind, and slumping down the bed. [6:57 AM] plotospex: Her *WINGBONER* flails sexfully as she *PONYGASMS*, hitting you *SEXILY* a few times. [6:58 AM] plotospex: With *SPITFIRE PONY* down on the bed, you slowly lower yourself down onto her, your head [6:58 AM] plotospex: by hers. [6:58 AM] plotospex: It is *SEXFUL*. [6:58 AM] plotospex: what do [6:58 AM] sammiepie: kiss he on the cheek [6:58 AM] sammiepie: *her [6:58 AM] outta_spec: and snuggle up [6:58 AM] sammiepie: ^ [6:58 AM] sunasmine: cuddle [6:59 AM] joeshmo101: all [6:59 AM] equius_zahhak: don't forget nuzzle [6:59 AM] outta_spec: and bugger [6:59 AM] plotospex: You *KISSU~ SPITEFIRE PONY* on the cheek, before giving her a *LOVEFUL NUZZLE* and [6:59 AM] plotospex: cuddling her in a very *HAPPYSEX* fashion. [7:00 AM] plotospex: She exhales, clearly full of *HAPPY* (not to mention your *HORSE SEMEN*). [7:00 AM] plotospex: anything do? [7:00 AM] equius_zahhak: relax for a tad [7:00 AM] outta_spec: enjoy [7:00 AM] equius_zahhak: tell her our name [7:00 AM] joeshmo101: ^ [7:00 AM] outta_spec: lol [7:01 AM] plotospex: "By the way," you tell her, "My name is *TEA KETTLE PONY*." [7:01 AM] plotospex: "Good thing to know", *SPITFIRE PONY* remarks, nuzzling *SEXFULLY* against you. [7:02 AM] plotospex: what do [7:02 AM] equius_zahhak: Preen Spitfire, pay carefull attention to wing anatomy, it will aid us in becomeing a [7:02 AM] joeshmo101: what state is *PONYDICK* in? [7:02 AM] equius_zahhak: FUTALICORN [7:02 AM] sammiepie: ^ [7:02 AM] sunasmine: lol EZ [7:02 AM] joeshmo101: ^ [7:03 AM] plotospex: *PONYDICK* is partially erect. You examine *SPITFIRE PONY*'s sexful wings, *SEXFULLY*. [7:03 AM] joeshmo101: preen gently and lovingly [7:03 AM] sammiepie: ^ [7:03 AM] equius_zahhak: also analitically [7:03 AM] equius_zahhak: : P [7:03 AM] joeshmo101: (is *PONYDICK* still in *SPITFIRE PONY* [7:03 AM] plotospex: You do *SCIENCE* in your brain, preening them as you memorize what they look like. [7:03 AM] joeshmo101: ?_ [7:04 AM] joeshmo101: ) [7:04 AM] plotospex: *PONYDICK* is still inside. [7:04 AM] joeshmo101: good to know [7:04 AM] outta_spec: indeed [7:04 AM] equius_zahhak: so what's our plan now? [7:05 AM] equius_zahhak: shall we go to floor #3 and try and sex NMM or something less crazy? [7:05 AM] sunasmine: should we check on blueblood? [7:05 AM] sammiepie: ^ [7:05 AM] equius_zahhak: We should probably do that [7:05 AM] sammiepie: BB [7:05 AM] sunasmine: we could travel to mane6 ponies [7:05 AM] sammiepie: bust him out hombre [7:05 AM] sunasmine: and look for elements [7:05 AM] plotospex: As you think about what to do. *SPITFIRE PONY* suddenly has a look of *OH SHIT*. [7:06 AM] sunasmine: oh shit [7:06 AM] joeshmo101: ^ [7:06 AM] outta_spec: oh shit [7:06 AM] sammiepie: ask what's up [7:06 AM] plotospex: "You said your name was *TEA KETTLE PONY*, right? I heard the guards saying a prisoner by [7:06 AM] joeshmo101: with a kissu on cheek [7:06 AM] plotospex: that name escaped yesterday." [7:06 AM] plotospex: "Don't worry, I won't turn you in - of course I wouldn't - but you might want to lay low." [7:06 AM] plotospex: oh shit what do [7:07 AM] joeshmo101: We are now wanted by the guards [7:07 AM] sunasmine: ask if the guardsa re looking for us [7:07 AM] equius_zahhak: "You should probably do the same" [7:07 AM] joeshmo101: Visiting BB would be a bad idea [7:07 AM] sammiepie: ^both [7:07 AM] outta_spec: ya, ask where to stay out of sight [7:08 AM] sunasmine: or rather if the guards know wht we look like [7:08 AM] joeshmo101: as ask about secret hiding spots [7:08 AM] plotospex: "They think you escaped the palace already, but stay safe anyway. I don't see why they'd [7:08 AM] plotospex: think we know each other, though." [7:08 AM] joeshmo101: We should change our cutiemark and give ourselves wings [7:08 AM] plotospex: "I'm not sure if you know what they look like." [7:08 AM] plotospex: "There's a dumbwaiter in the kitchen, but that's all I can think of for hiding spots. I'm [7:09 AM] plotospex: not sure it's a particularly useful one, either." [7:09 AM] plotospex: what do [7:09 AM] joeshmo101: dumbwaiter goes where? [7:09 AM] sunasmine: ask where itgoeswhere does it go? [7:09 AM] outta_spec: \^ [7:09 AM] sunasmine: damn english [7:09 AM] joeshmo101: lawl [7:09 AM] sunasmine: failes me every yime [7:10 AM] plotospex: "It goes to the kitchen cellar." [7:10 AM] sunasmine: so the guards might be looking for us outsdie the pallace [7:10 AM] joeshmo101: (have we been to the kichen cellar? [7:10 AM] joeshmo101: ) [7:10 AM] plotospex: [No, we haven't] [7:10 AM] outta_spec: lets go! [7:10 AM] sammiepie: ^ [7:11 AM] joeshmo101: We should go check with Carrot Top as our guide [7:11 AM] sunasmine: yeah ask CT whats down there [7:11 AM] outta_spec: ya. ask her if she wants to go down [7:11 AM] equius_zahhak: or as an informant preferably [7:11 AM] sunasmine: also breakfast [7:11 AM] joeshmo101: She can help if Mr. and Mrs. Cake show up [7:11 AM] plotospex: So, go to CarrotRoom? [7:11 AM] joeshmo101: breakfast is good possible [7:11 AM] sunasmine: accually i think mrs cake at leas knows us [7:12 AM] joeshmo101: Carrot Room is near guards [7:12 AM] sunasmine: we talked in kitchen [7:12 AM] equius_zahhak: do we still intend to free Blue? [7:12 AM] joeshmo101: I think we should *TRANSMOGRIFY* [7:12 AM] outta_spec: boink [7:12 AM] sunasmine: we might not be able to free BB [7:12 AM] joeshmo101: Yes, we intend to free BB [7:12 AM] sunasmine: but if we can sure [7:12 AM] joeshmo101: Bt we will not endanger the cause to do so [7:13 AM] sunasmine: [i have an idea if he thinks we set him up] [7:13 AM] sammiepie: we should scry BB to see how the brig is set up [7:13 AM] joeshmo101: I think cloppy does too [7:13 AM] joeshmo101: Scry BB, transmogrify self, or just go? [7:14 AM] joeshmo101: *go to CT [7:14 AM] plotospex: ^ is exactly what I was going to ask. [7:14 AM] sunasmine: go sneakily? [7:14 AM] equius_zahhak: let's go to CT first [7:14 AM] equius_zahhak: get some info [7:14 AM] sammiepie: ^ [7:14 AM] sunasmine: ^ [7:14 AM] outta_spec: ^ [7:14 AM] equius_zahhak: then act on that [7:14 AM] joeshmo101: Wait, don't we need to sex up Trixie again? [7:14 AM] sunasmine: not yet i think [7:14 AM] joeshmo101: Learn how to free mane 6? [7:14 AM] joeshmo101: Whatever [7:15 AM] joeshmo101: Let's go see CT and Cocktavia [7:15 AM] sunasmine: we could sex nmm and get that info =D [7:15 AM] joeshmo101: Not yet [7:15 AM] plotospex: You decide to head over to your *FRIEND*, *CARROT PONY*. [7:15 AM] sunasmine: but yeah CT time [7:16 AM] plotospex: Before proceeding down the stairs, you figure it's a good idea to take a look at the [7:16 AM] plotospex: *MANE HALL*. [7:16 AM] sammiepie: do we get xp for spifire? [7:16 AM] plotospex: There are 4 guards that might spot you if you walk to *CARROT PONY*. [7:16 AM] plotospex: what do [7:16 AM] plotospex: (Also sure, but no spell yet) [7:16 AM] equius_zahhak: what are near by items? [7:17 AM] sunasmine: we did take the invis spell right? [7:17 AM] equius_zahhak: it's real expensive though [7:17 AM] sunasmine: [it wold use a lot of magic though [7:17 AM] plotospex: It's 1 magix per pony per minute [7:17 AM] outta_spec: howmuch we got? [7:17 AM] sammiepie: also the transfiugration spell? [7:17 AM] plotospex: Nearly items are tables, chandeliers, and boring hall stuff [7:17 AM] plotospex: We have 6 magix [7:17 AM] outta_spec: damn [7:18 AM] outta_spec: any stealth options? [7:18 AM] sunasmine: could change our coat and mae colour, can we do that with one spell? [7:18 AM] outta_spec: above? [7:18 AM] plotospex: Transfiguration takes 1 for a small change, but can be more if you do something huge [7:18 AM] outta_spec: below? [7:18 AM] plotospex: like turning into a bear or something. [7:18 AM] plotospex: It can also damage you if you do a particularly drastic change. [7:18 AM] outta_spec: how big is the hall? [7:18 AM] plotospex: You spot a *CART*. You figure you could hide behind it, and push it along. [7:18 AM] plotospex: There's nothing aboce. [7:18 AM] guest-53691 entered the room. [7:18 AM] joeshmo101 changed nickname to herpderp [7:18 AM] guest-53691 changed nickname to derpygrooves [7:18 AM] derpygrooves: pony friends [7:19 AM] derpygrooves: I'm right about to [7:19 AM] derpygrooves: go to bed [7:19 AM] cloppyhooves: (oh hell [7:19 AM] herpderp changed nickname to joeshmo101 [7:19 AM] plotospex: The hall is about 120x60 feet. [7:19 AM] equius_zahhak: hey [7:19 AM] outta_spec: what about chucking a coin to the far end? [7:19 AM] cloppyhooves: o) [7:19 AM] cloppyhooves: (I said hello) [7:19 AM] plotospex: [Yo yo yo] [7:19 AM] derpygrooves: but I thought you'd like to see the new piece of art by jackle app :D [7:19 AM] cloppyhooves: (we're in the middle of a ClopRPG) [7:19 AM] sunasmine: i don't think we hav any coins [7:19 AM] derpygrooves: oh okay [7:19 AM] sammiepie: nah just change you hair and mane color [hiya] [7:19 AM] plotospex: We have no items right now [7:19 AM] plotospex: Except the TrixiePendant, that is [7:19 AM] derpygrooves: (http://www.reddit.com/r/ClopClop/comments/m009n/futashy_meet_futapuppet_super_cute/) [7:19 AM] sunasmine: cost of changing mane and coat colour? [7:20 AM] sammiepie: ^ [7:20 AM] plotospex: 1 magix each, roll a 3 or higher. [7:20 AM] plotospex: On D6. [7:20 AM] outta_spec: or the cart [7:20 AM] cloppyhooves: (but thanks for the linke!) [7:20 AM] derpygrooves: (So you're all actually running a legit pen and paper rpg?) [7:20 AM] outta_spec: [mucho cute!] [7:20 AM] derpygrooves: (Because that's AWESOME) [7:20 AM] equius_zahhak: [semi legit] [7:20 AM] sunasmine: [lol hardely legit] [7:20 AM] outta_spec: [legit-ish] [7:21 AM] plotospex: [Sort of kind of not really] [7:21 AM] joeshmo101: Ploto is CM [7:21 AM] sammiepie: [legit enough] [7:21 AM] plotospex: [Also that's an awesome picture] [7:21 AM] joeshmo101: [] [7:21 AM] derpygrooves: (I think I know the system you're using btw, the one with the elements of harmony as stat) [7:21 AM] sunasmine: [we have "rules" but plot makes them up as we go] [7:21 AM] derpygrooves: (s?) [7:21 AM] plotospex: [Nope, no stats] [7:21 AM] joeshmo101: nope [7:21 AM] joeshmo101: [] [7:21 AM] outta_spec: no[pe] [7:21 AM] joeshmo101: [just health an MP] [7:21 AM] derpygrooves: (ah, okay. :) Well I'll keep my eye on it regardless friends, looks awesome) [7:22 AM] plotospex: [It's been going a while if you want a link to past sessions] [7:22 AM] derpygrooves: (Me and jackle do a TON of RPing, so it might be fun!) [7:22 AM] cloppyhooves: (there are transcripts from before) [7:22 AM] derpygrooves: (oh sure ploto that would be really cool friend) [7:22 AM] cloppyhooves: (some CM'd by plotopsex which make a continuous story, some CM'd by me which are [7:22 AM] cloppyhooves: all one-offs) [7:22 AM] plotospex: http://pastebin.com/gUe7Za9s [7:22 AM] sunasmine: would guards notice a cart moving along all on its own? [7:23 AM] plotospex: Or http://pastebin.com/u/Tea_Kettle for all the ClopRPGs we've done so far [7:23 AM] plotospex: That we'd have to roll for. [7:23 AM] joeshmo101: I had one too, but that's not in the account (I think) [7:23 AM] outta_spec: video game guards? [7:23 AM] sunasmine: doesn't seem too legit to me [7:23 AM] equius_zahhak: the numbered ones are this storyline [7:23 AM] joeshmo101: oh wait, it is [7:23 AM] plotospex: Also, wait, how do the latest 2 have so many views? [7:23 AM] equius_zahhak: let's try just strolling along casually [7:23 AM] derpygrooves: (omg I'll have to look through this. Thanks so much everypony! And now I gotta finish my) [7:24 AM] derpygrooves: (homework haha :D) [7:24 AM] cloppyhooves: (Have fun! [7:24 AM] cloppyhooves: ) [7:24 AM] joeshmo101: g'night, Derpy [7:24 AM] equius_zahhak: see ya [7:24 AM] joeshmo101: [] [7:24 AM] sunasmine: maybe EZ, they do think we're not in the palace [7:24 AM] outta_spec: [bye] [7:24 AM] sunasmine: [night] [7:24 AM] plotospex: [Draw ponysex on your homework for extra credit] [7:24 AM] outta_spec: [^] [7:24 AM] plotospex: [Also good night, dream of ponies, etc etc etc] [7:24 AM] sammiepie: [bye] [7:24 AM] joeshmo101: That's only if tsiugnil is your TA [7:24 AM] joeshmo101: [] [7:25 AM] plotospex: So, are we just walking across to the kitchen? [7:25 AM] sunasmine: we could do the cart and if a guard notcies us can invis [7:25 AM] plotospex: Or, servant's quarters I mean? [7:25 AM] plotospex: Or que? [7:26 AM] sunasmine: i think we're still a little hung [7:26 AM] equius_zahhak: just walk by [7:26 AM] outta_spec: cart costs nothing but a roll [7:26 AM] sunasmine: cept it gets awkward if we're caight [7:26 AM] equius_zahhak: if we fail cart roll we're suspicious [7:26 AM] outta_spec: then cast [7:26 AM] equius_zahhak: if we fail walk roll we can try and charm our way out of it [7:27 AM] joeshmo101: what is the cart idea? [7:27 AM] cloppyhooves changed nickname to cloppyhooves_brb [7:27 AM] plotospex: There's a cart near the staircase [7:27 AM] plotospex: We can hide behind it and move it when the guards aren't looking [7:27 AM] sunasmine: its hide in cart and shuffle towards severnt quarters [7:27 AM] plotospex: http://poll.pollcode.com/ro5 [7:28 AM] outta_spec: well shit. [7:28 AM] plotospex: I agree. [7:28 AM] sunasmine: quick question does fireball spell explode? or just burn? [7:28 AM] sammiepie: flip a coin [7:28 AM] plotospex: Explodes if you roll a 6 on it. [7:28 AM] sunasmine: kk [7:28 AM] equius_zahhak: murder is not a good idea [7:28 AM] sunasmine: i know [7:29 AM] sunasmine: was just curious [7:29 AM] equius_zahhak: on a tangential note [7:29 AM] joeshmo101: pics? [7:29 AM] equius_zahhak: we'll probably roll a 6 on FB in CQC and fry our ass knowing our luck [7:29 AM] outta_spec: cart wins [7:29 AM] plotospex: Looks like it. [7:30 AM] joeshmo101: www.eeyup.com [7:30 AM] outta_spec: all votes in? [7:30 AM] plotospex: Taking a *DEEP SEXY BREATH*, you quickly get down the stairs when the guards aren't [7:30 AM] plotospex: looking and hide behind the cart. [7:30 AM] plotospex: You start a slow, patience-testing game of pushing the cart and hiding behind it. [7:30 AM] plotospex: You start a slow, patience-testing game of pushing the cart and hiding behind it. [7:31 AM] plotospex: You make it halfway to the Servant's Quarters before you hear a shout. [7:31 AM] cloppyhooves_brb left the room. [7:31 AM] outta_spec: solid snake pony we are not [7:31 AM] plotospex: "Come out from behind there!", somepony yells. [7:31 AM] plotospex: oh shit what do [7:31 AM] guest-53823 entered the room. [7:31 AM] equius_zahhak: we can salvage this [7:31 AM] outta_spec: invisio is easier than charm [7:31 AM] guest-53823 changed nickname to cloppyhooves [7:31 AM] equius_zahhak: pup our head out from behind the cart and say [7:32 AM] outta_spec: 1/2 way there [7:32 AM] equius_zahhak: "You boys mind helpin' me with this cart"" [7:32 AM] sammiepie: w/ e_z [7:32 AM] equius_zahhak: sexy voice [7:32 AM] outta_spec: "what the hell are you doing?" [7:32 AM] derpygrooves left the room. [7:32 AM] sunasmine: i'm liking EZ's idea [7:32 AM] outta_spec: me too [7:32 AM] joeshmo101: w/e_z [7:32 AM] outta_spec: go, dice roll! [7:32 AM] plotospex: "Sure thing, miss." a guard responds. [7:33 AM] plotospex: Two guards remain by the double-doors in the hall, while the other two approach the cart. [7:33 AM] plotospex: What do [7:33 AM] outta_spec: thank them [7:33 AM] equius_zahhak: who are the guards? [7:34 AM] sunasmine: could say you were aksed to get this to the servent's quarters, but its too heavy [7:34 AM] sunasmine: for you to carry [7:34 AM] outta_spec: snips and snails [7:34 AM] plotospex: The guards look like boring regular CelestiaGuards. [7:34 AM] plotospex: Oh, no, they're the checkers players. [7:34 AM] sunasmine: had to drag slowly [7:34 AM] plotospex: And Snails is the Minister of Bears. [7:34 AM] equius_zahhak: best not talk more than necesarry [7:34 AM] outta_spec: missed that [7:34 AM] equius_zahhak: just thank them and keep pushing [7:34 AM] plotospex: No worries [7:34 AM] outta_spec: gotta brush up [7:34 AM] outta_spec: ^ [7:34 AM] joeshmo101: we sexed snails [7:34 AM] outta_spec: ha! [7:35 AM] sunasmine: came in his lungs [7:35 AM] plotospex: And nearly killed him when we flooded his *LUNGS* with our horse semen. [7:35 AM] outta_spec: now I remember hearing about it... [7:35 AM] equius_zahhak: that was a good session [7:35 AM] outta_spec: I had just missed it [7:35 AM] outta_spec: y'all were talking about lungs all night [7:35 AM] sunasmine: it went downhill cause ceasar was a douchepony [7:35 AM] plotospex: [Yeah, we do that sometimes] [7:36 AM] equius_zahhak: so thank the guards and push to SQ? [7:36 AM] plotospex: You thank the guards and resume pushing the cart, like it's TF2. [7:36 AM] outta_spec: little cart is moving [7:36 AM] plotospex: As the guards approach you, one of them glares at your cutie mark, and whispers something [7:36 AM] plotospex: to the other one. [7:37 AM] plotospex: The other one shouts while he runs towards you, "Stop right there, criminal scum!" [7:37 AM] plotospex: oh shit what do [7:37 AM] joeshmo101: invisibility [7:37 AM] equius_zahhak: well fuck [7:37 AM] outta_spec: sprint [7:37 AM] sammiepie: run like a motherfucker [7:37 AM] plotospex: Where run? [7:37 AM] outta_spec: "flank" speed [7:37 AM] joeshmo101: *INVISIBILITY* [7:38 AM] outta_spec: guards in relation to us and doors [7:38 AM] sunasmine: we'll have to find a spot to invis [7:38 AM] plotospex: Whoo, MSpaint time [7:38 AM] sammiepie: joined the group whiteboard. [7:38 AM] outta_spec: joined the group whiteboard. [7:38 AM] equius_zahhak: joined the group whiteboard. [7:38 AM] outta_spec: the hall looks like AJ [7:38 AM] sunasmine: joined the group whiteboard. [7:38 AM] equius_zahhak: I'm ok with murder now [7:38 AM] plotospex: Actual MSpaint, not whiteboard [7:38 AM] plotospex: Heh [7:38 AM] equius_zahhak: fyi [7:38 AM] outta_spec: awww [7:39 AM] sunasmine: to conserve magic, and reduce chance of detection [7:39 AM] plotospex: I can't ruin your guys' arts [7:39 AM] joeshmo101: use whiteboard [7:39 AM] outta_spec: or just be verbose [7:39 AM] joeshmo101: It was just a quick AJ I did [7:39 AM] sunasmine: joined the group whiteboard. [7:39 AM] outta_spec: I like [7:40 AM] plotospex: http://i.imgur.com/K6WLN.png [7:40 AM] plotospex: Square at the top is stairs [7:40 AM] plotospex: Rectangle at the bottom is double-doors [7:40 AM] plotospex: Thing in the lower-right is the servant's quarts [7:40 AM] plotospex: You are the sexy blue dot-like thing [7:40 AM] joeshmo101: since when are we blue?! [7:40 AM] plotospex: Guards are the red things [7:40 AM] plotospex: Black thing in the middle is the cart [7:40 AM] outta_spec: are we fit? [7:40 AM] outta_spec: like ass kicking fit? [7:41 AM] plotospex: [Since it was the default player color in Age of Empires] [7:41 AM] plotospex: You're reasonably fit. [7:41 AM] outta_spec: I'm new to this story line [7:41 AM] outta_spec: and skills? [7:41 AM] outta_spec: er, any [7:41 AM] plotospex: We did manage to kill Caesar by stabbing him, and then using *BOIL* to boil his blood. [7:41 AM] plotospex: Stabbing with our horn, I mean. [7:41 AM] outta_spec: nice [7:41 AM] plotospex: Skills are: [7:41 AM] sunasmine: if you're looking to fight [i'm not] just hit with horn gouge [7:42 AM] plotospex: Boil, Lift, Conjure Teabag, Arouse, Dominate, Fireball, Obfuscate, Scry, Vicissitude [7:42 AM] outta_spec: we're outnumbered and almost cut off [7:42 AM] sunasmine: however i think we're gunna hae ot run and invis [7:42 AM] plotospex: Boil and Lift are free. [7:42 AM] plotospex: Wait, I should probably explain some of those [7:42 AM] sammiepie: gravity gun the guards together [7:42 AM] outta_spec: ok, lets get all john wooie in here [7:43 AM] outta_spec: lift spell? [7:43 AM] equius_zahhak: what pony type are the guards? [7:43 AM] plotospex: The two middle guards are earth ponies. [7:43 AM] plotospex: Rightmost is pegasus, leftmost is unicorn. [7:43 AM] equius_zahhak: let's go for Futaliicorn morph [7:43 AM] outta_spec: lift spell? [7:43 AM] plotospex: Lift allow you to telekinetically lift things, though you need to do a D6 rolloff to lift [7:43 AM] plotospex: nonconsenting things [7:44 AM] equius_zahhak: i'll give us a huge advantage [7:44 AM] outta_spec: damn [7:44 AM] joeshmo101: *OBFUSCATE* [7:44 AM] sammiepie: we could throw the cart at them [7:44 AM] outta_spec: i was thinking something like that [7:44 AM] equius_zahhak: yeah let's buck the cart at them [7:44 AM] equius_zahhak: then amek a break for the nearest door [7:44 AM] joeshmo101: let's just fucking disappear! [7:44 AM] outta_spec: I wanted to lift one into the other then kick the cart toward the others [7:45 AM] sammiepie: ^ [7:45 AM] outta_spec: kick cart and run sounds good to me [7:45 AM] outta_spec: to risky to lift one of them [7:45 AM] plotospex: Kick, lift, or obfuscate? [7:45 AM] equius_zahhak: kick [7:45 AM] sunasmine: kick and run [7:46 AM] outta_spec: kick and run [7:46 AM] sammiepie: ^ [7:46 AM] joeshmo101: obfuscate males us dissapear [7:46 AM] plotospex: Also, here was the full map of the first floor: http://i.imgur.com/OxL7Q.png [7:46 AM] joeshmo101: *disappear [7:46 AM] plotospex: I guess the servant's quarter door moved, oops [7:46 AM] plotospex: But yeah, run where? [7:46 AM] sunasmine: we'd only have one minute [7:46 AM] outta_spec: we gonna be boxed in the SQ? [7:46 AM] plotospex: You would be, yeah [7:46 AM] sunasmine: to the dumb waiter in the kitchen [7:47 AM] joeshmo101: ¬_¬ [7:47 AM] equius_zahhak: kick and to the kitchen [7:47 AM] outta_spec: ^ [7:47 AM] joeshmo101: (v)(;,,;)(v) [7:47 AM] plotospex: Kick cart at which guard? [7:47 AM] joeshmo101: Why not Zoidberg? [7:47 AM] outta_spec: zoidberg? [7:47 AM] plotospex: Or just in their general direction? [7:47 AM] sammiepie: general [7:47 AM] equius_zahhak: ^ [7:47 AM] outta_spec: fine. cast obsfucate [7:48 AM] sunasmine: we're kicking i think [7:48 AM] outta_spec: oh well. kick it then [7:48 AM] plotospex: http://poll.pollcode.com/vurY [7:49 AM] plotospex: Anypone else want to vote? [7:49 AM] joeshmo101: < ° ))) > < [7:49 AM] joeshmo101: ^fish [7:49 AM] outta_spec: i got it [7:49 AM] plotospex: That is a sexy fish [7:49 AM] plotospex: Oh, different idea? [7:49 AM] outta_spec: no, the fish [7:49 AM] plotospex: Oh, okay [7:49 AM] sammiepie: #[ "]> [7:49 AM] outta_spec: scootaloo [7:50 AM] joeshmo101: ========>~* [7:50 AM] plotospex: You light up your horn, *SEXFULLY*, and cast *OBFUSCATE*. [7:50 AM] plotospex: The guard running at your suddenly stops, confused. [7:50 AM] outta_spec: damn right [7:50 AM] plotospex: You will drain one point of *MAGIX* every 15 seconds, so you need to hurry. [7:50 AM] plotospex: what do [7:50 AM] equius_zahhak: should we use this chance to kill them so they don't cause truble? [7:50 AM] joeshmo101: killing is bad [7:50 AM] outta_spec: drop the cart on rm [7:51 AM] outta_spec: knock em out [7:51 AM] sunasmine: won't work they alreayd know our cutie mark [7:51 AM] joeshmo101: It takes us hours to kill but minutes to sex [7:51 AM] sunasmine: +bodies are bad [7:51 AM] plotospex: Violence-ing a guard will undo the spell on them, though the other guards will still be [7:51 AM] plotospex: /bwuh? [7:51 AM] equius_zahhak: go to SQ? [7:51 AM] sammiepie: ^ [7:52 AM] sunasmine: we'll be stuck in there though [7:52 AM] equius_zahhak: kitchen then? [7:52 AM] outta_spec: ^ [7:52 AM] sammiepie: ^ [7:52 AM] joeshmo101: run away, use VICISSITUDE [7:52 AM] joeshmo101: kitchen works too [7:53 AM] sunasmine: yeah kitchen, then change cutie makr/appreaance [7:53 AM] joeshmo101: maybe CT is in the kitchen [7:53 AM] joeshmo101: we don't know for sure if she is even in the SQ [7:54 AM] equius_zahhak: go for kitchen [7:54 AM] joeshmo101: Hopefully we bargw in on CT and Cocktavia making love in the kitchen [7:54 AM] outta_spec: the kitchen has a way out if all else fails [7:54 AM] joeshmo101: anypony disagree with the kitchen?/ [7:54 AM] plotospex: You run to kitchen, flinging the door open panicked-ly. [7:55 AM] plotospex: Inside is *CARROT PONY*, cutting carrots. [7:55 AM] plotospex: You notice that the way she's sitting, she has a *CARROT* in her *VAGOO*. [7:55 AM] plotospex: Because you didn't /*OBFUSCATE* on her, she can see you. [7:55 AM] plotospex: "What's wrong?", she asks. [7:55 AM] plotospex: what do [7:56 AM] sammiepie: tell her the guards are after you [7:56 AM] joeshmo101: *LIFT* door shut and lock, kissu and tell her you need to hide [7:56 AM] equius_zahhak: "You didn't see me" duck in the dumbvaiter [7:56 AM] sammiepie: ^ [7:56 AM] sunasmine: we need to change our appearance [7:56 AM] sammiepie: w/joe [7:56 AM] plotospex: [Keep Obfuscate-Guards on?] [7:56 AM] sammiepie: no [7:56 AM] joeshmo101: no [7:56 AM] sunasmine: once we're out of LOS cancell it [7:56 AM] outta_spec: dive into waiter and say "I'll be right bacl" [7:56 AM] joeshmo101: ^ [7:56 AM] joeshmo101: w/ sunasmie [7:56 AM] outta_spec: back [7:57 AM] plotospex: You light your horn once again, eliciting a comment from *CARROT PONY* about how sexful [7:57 AM] plotospex: your horn is. [7:57 AM] plotospex: Slamming the door shut with magix, you leap into the dumbwaiter, tell *CARROT PONY* that [7:57 AM] plotospex: she didn't see you, and... [7:57 AM] plotospex: what do [7:57 AM] equius_zahhak: lower self down [7:57 AM] outta_spec: and change appearance [7:57 AM] sunasmine: yup [7:58 AM] equius_zahhak: what shall our new apearence be? [7:58 AM] outta_spec: pip [7:58 AM] sammiepie: dark blue [7:58 AM] plotospex: "How do we want to change our appearance?", you wonder in the royal plural as you lower [7:58 AM] plotospex: yourself down. [7:58 AM] outta_spec: lol [7:59 AM] sammiepie: it's the best color for sneaking around in the dark [7:59 AM] outta_spec: true [7:59 AM] sunasmine: dark blue coat, slightly lighter mane? [7:59 AM] sammiepie: ^ [7:59 AM] outta_spec: darker [7:59 AM] plotospex: [What did we even agree Tea Pony looked like? I managed to forget] [7:59 AM] sunasmine: also cutie mark [7:59 AM] joeshmo101: dark blue, cutie mark to a banana [7:59 AM] sunasmine: aber coat, green mane [7:59 AM] sunasmine: amber like tea [8:00 AM] outta_spec: w/ 6 legs [8:00 AM] sunasmine: melted cutie mark tea kettle [8:00 AM] equius_zahhak: shall we ascend to Futalicorn now? [8:00 AM] sammiepie: yes [8:00 AM] sunasmine: not yet EZ we nee moar magix [8:00 AM] sammiepie: nvm [8:00 AM] joeshmo101: Also alicorn is suspicious [8:00 AM] outta_spec: very [8:01 AM] sunasmine: bannana w/ a blue coat? [8:01 AM] sunasmine: why not blue berries? [8:01 AM] sammiepie: or an inkwell [8:01 AM] equius_zahhak: ^ [8:01 AM] joeshmo101: Your cutie mark is a tea kettle that somepony forgot to take off the stove, and it melted [8:01 AM] sunasmine: ink well, i like it [8:02 AM] plotospex: So, dark blue coat Y/N? [8:02 AM] equius_zahhak: y [8:02 AM] sammiepie: yes [8:02 AM] sunasmine: y [8:02 AM] outta_spec: y [8:02 AM] plotospex: Inkwell cutie mark Y/N? [8:02 AM] sammiepie: yes [8:02 AM] equius_zahhak: y [8:02 AM] sunasmine: y [8:02 AM] outta_spec: y [8:02 AM] plotospex: Any change to mane? [8:02 AM] sunasmine: slightly ligher blue? [8:03 AM] sammiepie: ^ [8:03 AM] plotospex: Each of these will take one *MAGIX*, just so you guys know. [8:03 AM] plotospex: We currently have 5. [8:03 AM] sunasmine: we're desparate XD [8:03 AM] outta_spec: cutie and coat [8:03 AM] joeshmo101: what is current mane? [8:03 AM] sammiepie: green [8:03 AM] equius_zahhak: red [8:03 AM] sunasmine: green like tea leaves [8:03 AM] outta_spec: blue [8:03 AM] joeshmo101: BANANA [8:03 AM] outta_spec: motorcycle [8:03 AM] joeshmo101: It's up to plotopex [8:04 AM] joeshmo101: GABERDINE [8:04 AM] plotospex: I don't know, are you guys changing your mane or not? [8:04 AM] equius_zahhak: I think changing our coat should be enough [8:04 AM] sunasmine: coat and cutie mark then [8:04 AM] outta_spec: change all the things? [8:04 AM] plotospex: Rollin! [8:04 AM] equius_zahhak: best not waste majux [8:04 AM] outta_spec: coat and mark [8:05 AM] plotospex: You light up your horn, and focus on changing the color of your coat. [8:05 AM] equius_zahhak: [we're gonna end up a abomination] [8:05 AM] plotospex: It feels like pain on your entire body as the science inside your coat changes, the amber [8:05 AM] outta_spec: [yay] [8:05 AM] plotospex: color instead turning into a dark blue. [8:05 AM] plotospex: You now have 4 *MAGIX*. [8:06 AM] plotospex: Next, you attempt to disguise your *CUTIE MARK*. This is more difficult, just like in [8:06 AM] plotospex: episode 12. [8:06 AM] sammiepie: ok so now the cuie mark; an ink well with a quill sticking out [8:06 AM] plotospex: But, you manage to have your *TEAPOT* fade out, and it's replaced by an inkwell. [8:07 AM] plotospex: You look at your *SEXY INKFLANK*, satisfied with your *HOOFIWORK*. [8:07 AM] plotospex: You now have 3 *MAGIX*. [8:07 AM] outta_spec: we bad [8:07 AM] sunasmine: we need a new name [8:07 AM] sammiepie: excellent smithers [8:07 AM] joeshmo101 changed nickname to herpderp [8:07 AM] equius_zahhak: [there goes all our good luck for the week : P] [8:07 AM] herpderp changed nickname to joeshmo101 [8:07 AM] plotospex: The dumbwaiter finally arrives at the bottom, and you're in a dark cellar. [8:07 AM] plotospex: It is full of *BARRELS*. [8:07 AM] plotospex: Anything do? [8:08 AM] sammiepie: check barrels [8:08 AM] outta_spec: examine barrels [8:08 AM] sunasmine: [activate darkvision] [8:08 AM] plotospex: You don't have *DARKVISION*! You should have chosen *UMBRAMANCY* if you wanted that! [8:08 AM] outta_spec: activate clapper [8:08 AM] equius_zahhak: Ink Blot for name? [8:08 AM] sunasmine: i wanted that spell qq [8:08 AM] sunasmine: i like it EZ [8:08 AM] joeshmo101: w/ e_z [8:08 AM] plotospex: You touch the barrels, sexily their their nonsentience. [8:09 AM] cloppyhooves: Don't all unicorms have horn-light? [8:09 AM] guest-54240 entered the room. [8:09 AM] plotospex: Being sexy is a habit for you, it looks like. [8:09 AM] plotospex: The barrels are full of some sort of liquid. [8:09 AM] guest-54240 left the room. [8:09 AM] plotospex: They have *SPOUTS*. [8:09 AM] sunasmine: nah, cause we're a tea pony [8:09 AM] plotospex: what do [8:09 AM] equius_zahhak: [get wasted off our ass] [8:09 AM] guest-54255 entered the room. [8:09 AM] sunasmine: let some out to see what it is [8:09 AM] joeshmo101: open spout breifly, let onto floor, smell [8:10 AM] guest-54255 left the room. [8:10 AM] outta_spec: attack spout [8:10 AM] equius_zahhak: any doors in the room? [8:10 AM] plotospex: You *ATTACK*one of the spouts, carefully opening it. [8:10 AM] plotospex: A little bit of liquid comes out. [8:11 AM] plotospex: It is red and smells like *WINE*. [8:11 AM] plotospex: Ponies might not approve of this, but *NIGHTMARE PONY* looks like a rebel in more ways [8:11 AM] plotospex: than one. [8:11 AM] plotospex: There is a door at the far end of the room. [8:11 AM] plotospex: anything do? [8:11 AM] equius_zahhak: go to door [8:12 AM] sunasmine: you know, considering we're a tea pony, we need to learn a conjur mug spell [8:12 AM] joeshmo101: find oldest year (if possible) and drink 2 glass eqivalent [8:12 AM] sunasmine: but go to door [8:12 AM] joeshmo101: then examine door [8:12 AM] outta_spec: GET ALL [8:12 AM] plotospex: You go to the *DOOR*. It is in your way. What an *ASSHOLE DOOR*. [8:12 AM] plotospex: You can hear muffled voiced above you. [8:12 AM] plotospex: What do [8:12 AM] outta_spec: listen [8:12 AM] sunasmine: [damn doors] [8:12 AM] sammiepie: listen [8:12 AM] outta_spec: ^ [8:13 AM] plotospex: You can't *LISTEN*, you silly filly! The voices are too *MUFFLED* for you to hear! [8:13 AM] equius_zahhak: go out the door [8:13 AM] sunasmine: [listen skill too low] [8:13 AM] outta_spec: but how are they acting? [8:13 AM] plotospex: You can hear two distinct voices. One of them is yelling. [8:14 AM] plotospex: what do [8:14 AM] outta_spec: the guard [8:14 AM] joeshmo101: listen to the inflection/pitch/volume [8:14 AM] equius_zahhak: go through the door [8:14 AM] sunasmine: use door [8:14 AM] joeshmo101: peek through door [8:14 AM] outta_spec: activate door [8:14 AM] plotospex: You *USE DOOR*. It opens. [8:14 AM] plotospex: Inside is a *ROOM*. [8:14 AM] outta_spec: examine room [8:14 AM] plotospex: It is a very small *ROOM*. It looks *EMPTY*. [8:14 AM] outta_spec: N [8:14 AM] plotospex: It looks pretty *STUPID* and *POINTLESS*. [8:15 AM] plotospex: what do [8:15 AM] joeshmo101: N [8:15 AM] outta_spec: N [8:15 AM] equius_zahhak: any doors? [8:15 AM] joeshmo101: N [8:15 AM] outta_spec: W [8:15 AM] joeshmo101: Q [8:15 AM] plotospex: You *N*. You walk into a wall. It hurts. [8:15 AM] outta_spec: W [8:15 AM] sammiepie: turn around and go back up to kitchen [8:15 AM] plotospex: There are no doors but the one you walked in the though. [8:15 AM] sunasmine: sip a LITTLE bit of wine and wait for voices to die down [8:15 AM] joeshmo101: hide among the barrels [8:15 AM] sunasmine: then kitchen [8:15 AM] outta_spec: so the room is a dead end? [8:16 AM] equius_zahhak: admire own ass till voices chillaze [8:16 AM] joeshmo101: what if descend? [8:16 AM] plotospex: So, wait? Go up? [8:16 AM] sunasmine: also piddle self if the dumb waiter moves [8:16 AM] outta_spec: lol [8:16 AM] joeshmo101: hide among the barels [8:16 AM] outta_spec: so the room was a dead end? [8:16 AM] sammiepie: wait [8:16 AM] plotospex: Yeah. [8:16 AM] outta_spec: well shit. [8:16 AM] joeshmo101: w/ joe [8:16 AM] outta_spec: hide [8:17 AM] sunasmine: no need to hide yet [8:17 AM] sunasmine: we can chill until the waiter moves [8:17 AM] joeshmo101: hide in inside corner of second room [8:17 AM] equius_zahhak: hiding would only raise suspition [8:17 AM] joeshmo101: TRUST ME [8:17 AM] joeshmo101: Hide LONG THE INSIDE WALL OF THE SECOND ROOM [8:17 AM] equius_zahhak: pretend to be working and wait for voices to die down [8:17 AM] outta_spec: oh yeah, we different now. get drunk we must [8:17 AM] joeshmo101: FUCKING CAPS LOCK [8:18 AM] sunasmine: i think i know what you're up to joe [8:18 AM] joeshmo101: BWAHAHAHAHAHA [8:18 AM] outta_spec: http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052970203707504577012141105109140.html?mod=WSJ_hpp [8:18 AM] outta_spec: 2nd to last brony meet had a reporter there [8:18 AM] sunasmine: but we don't need to do anything unless the waiter moves [8:18 AM] sunasmine: just chill till then [8:18 AM] plotospex: While debating what to do, you hear the voices die down. [8:18 AM] plotospex: It seems like the conversation above has ended. [8:18 AM] plotospex: Anything do? [8:19 AM] equius_zahhak: go back up [8:19 AM] sunasmine: wait for a few then go back up [8:19 AM] joeshmo101: Explain to CT who you are and what happened [8:19 AM] plotospex: *CARROT PONY* is still chopping *CARROTS*. *CARROTS* are a thing she does a lot. [8:20 AM] sunasmine: peek out door before getting out XD [8:20 AM] plotospex: "What was that about?" she asks. [8:20 AM] equius_zahhak: she's a bright one [8:20 AM] equius_zahhak: saw through our clever disguise [8:20 AM] joeshmo101: How does she react to our new appearance? [8:20 AM] sunasmine: we might have to change mane XD [8:20 AM] sunasmine: if she can see, so can guards [8:20 AM] sammiepie: nah [8:21 AM] equius_zahhak: well she had a good fuck session to get to know us [8:21 AM] plotospex: She turns around, to look at you. [8:21 AM] sammiepie: ^ [8:21 AM] plotospex: "Oh, sorry. I thought you were somepony else." [8:21 AM] sunasmine: oh wait [8:21 AM] sunasmine: aww yeah [8:21 AM] outta_spec: nice [8:21 AM] sammiepie: explain that it's you [8:21 AM] equius_zahhak: "What was all that commotion about?" [8:22 AM] plotospex: Reveal identity, ask, or que? [8:22 AM] sunasmine: oooh, two vastly different approches [8:22 AM] equius_zahhak: let's not reveal just yet [8:22 AM] sunasmine: revealing give us friends again but staying hidden keeeps is safer [8:23 AM] equius_zahhak: get her semi honest oppinion on the situation [8:23 AM] outta_spec: "Hey, you need some help in here?" [8:23 AM] joeshmo101: ^ [8:23 AM] sunasmine: lets ask what happened [8:23 AM] equius_zahhak: ^ [8:24 AM] sunasmine: [that way we can reveal wotho ut breaking trust] [8:24 AM] sammiepie: ^ [8:24 AM] plotospex: http://poll.pollcode.com/QdD [8:25 AM] outta_spec: awww [8:25 AM] plotospex: "What was happen?" you ask, askfully. [8:26 AM] plotospex: "Just the guards," she responds. "That *PEGASUS GUARD* gets overzealous sometimes." [8:26 AM] plotospex: what do [8:26 AM] sunasmine: "I am tea pony"? [8:26 AM] sammiepie: probe a bit furter [8:26 AM] sunasmine: yeah aks about the guard [8:26 AM] sammiepie: or that [8:26 AM] equius_zahhak: "He give you any trouble?" [8:26 AM] sunasmine: XD [8:27 AM] sammiepie: ^ [8:27 AM] joeshmo101: "I am TEAPONY" and then explain why you are wanted [8:27 AM] sunasmine: w/ EZ [8:27 AM] sammiepie: w/ez [8:27 AM] joeshmo101: w/ e_z [8:27 AM] outta_spec: w/ez [8:27 AM] plotospex: "He give you any trouble?" you ask, like an *ACTION PONY*. [8:27 AM] sunasmine: [when we say "I am TEA PONY" i'm imaginging we shout it XD] [8:28 AM] outta_spec: I'm pony, tea pony. [8:28 AM] plotospex: "Nothing really", she responds. "You know that pony. He probably gets off on yelling." [8:28 AM] plotospex: what do [8:28 AM] sunasmine: thank her for covering for you? [8:28 AM] sammiepie: ^ [8:28 AM] equius_zahhak: "How are you and Cocktavia getting along?" [8:28 AM] sunasmine: with a gri of course [8:28 AM] sunasmine: ***grin [8:29 AM] joeshmo101: Sunasmine and then e_z [8:29 AM] sammiepie: ^ [8:29 AM] sunasmine: ^ [8:29 AM] outta_spec: ^ [8:29 AM] plotospex: "Thanks for covering for me," you say smoothfully. "How are you and *COCKTAVIA* getting [8:30 AM] plotospex: along?" [8:30 AM] outta_spec: smooth operator [8:30 AM] equius_zahhak: [I love the fact Coctavia IS her in univers name] [8:31 AM] plotospex: *CARROT PONY* looks at you blankly before her jaw drops. "It's you." she says, surprisedly [8:31 AM] plotospex: "We're doing fine - and thank you. But what's all this about? And what happened to you?" [8:31 AM] plotospex: what say [8:31 AM] sunasmine: "guards didn't like my coat"? [8:31 AM] joeshmo101: ^ [8:31 AM] outta_spec: zing [8:32 AM] sammiepie: tell her to not worry about it and give her a kiss [8:32 AM] sammiepie: both [8:32 AM] sunasmine: tell her you don't want her caught up in your problems [8:32 AM] sunasmine: could be dangerous [8:32 AM] equius_zahhak: w/sun & ask about Blue's arrest [8:33 AM] joeshmo101: all [8:33 AM] sammiepie: all [8:33 AM] joeshmo101: the [8:33 AM] sammiepie: things [8:33 AM] joeshmo101: ! [8:33 AM] outta_spec: ^ [8:33 AM] plotospex: You do *ALL THE THINGS*. [8:33 AM] sunasmine: [that mkes me laugh evey time] [8:33 AM] plotospex: "Guards didn't like my coat", you say, eliciting a stare of "Seriously?" [8:34 AM] plotospex: In response, you kissu~ her and tell her not to worry about it - she shouldn't get herself [8:34 AM] outta_spec: [me too] [8:34 AM] plotospex: caught up in your problems. [8:34 AM] plotospex: Finally, you ask her about *PRINCE PONY*. [8:35 AM] plotospex: She says that according to her friend, *LYRE PONY*, *PRINCE PONY* was thrown into ze jail [8:35 AM] plotospex: *NIGHTMARE PONY* is thinking about a suitable punishment for *PONY MURDER*. [8:35 AM] cloppyhooves: (oh hey, Lyre pony exists? what does she do?) [8:35 AM] plotospex: what do [8:36 AM] joeshmo101: Lyre pony?! [8:36 AM] sunasmine: [we have to bang lyre pony now] [8:36 AM] equius_zahhak: inquire about Lyra Pony [8:36 AM] joeshmo101: Did Bon Bon say Lyre Pony is her waifu? [8:36 AM] equius_zahhak: y [8:36 AM] sunasmine: does CT still have carrot in candy vag? [8:36 AM] plotospex: BonPony did say LyrePony is her waifu. [8:36 AM] sammiepie: can we bump uglies with carrot top? [8:36 AM] cloppyhooves: we already did [8:36 AM] plotospex: CT does not currently have a carrot in her carrotcake vag. [8:36 AM] sammiepie: again? [8:37 AM] plotospex: "Lyre pony?!", you exclaim like a madpony. [8:37 AM] sunasmine: more like did some dp with cocktivia [8:37 AM] joeshmo101: have her guide us to SQ, pretend to be drunk [8:37 AM] plotospex: "Yeah, *LYRE PONY*. She's visiting one of the guards, *BON PONY*." [8:37 AM] equius_zahhak: ok [8:38 AM] plotospex: what do [8:38 AM] equius_zahhak: we seduce Lyra Pony [8:38 AM] sunasmine: we have to be careful dealing with bon pony [8:38 AM] joeshmo101: now it makes the sense [8:38 AM] equius_zahhak: get her to introduce us to Bon pony [8:38 AM] equius_zahhak: we get her in on the cause [8:38 AM] sammiepie: kitchen sex with CT [8:38 AM] equius_zahhak: and ask for help freeing Blue [8:38 AM] joeshmo101: Get Bon Pony to introduce us to Lyre Pony after sex w CT (and possibly Cocktavia) [8:39 AM] sammiepie: ^ [8:39 AM] equius_zahhak: ask where lYRA PONY IS [8:39 AM] equius_zahhak: woops [8:39 AM] sunasmine: i'd prefer if lyre pont introduced us to bon pony [8:39 AM] sammiepie: ^ [8:39 AM] equius_zahhak: ^ [8:39 AM] cloppyhooves: (Okay, looks like for the first time I'm going to have to read the transcript after the [8:39 AM] joeshmo101: That works [8:39 AM] cloppyhooves: fact; I gotta sleep) [8:39 AM] cloppyhooves: (Good night you sexy ponies!) [8:39 AM] sunasmine: need to find lyra pony [8:39 AM] joeshmo101: bye [8:39 AM] sunasmine: [night cloppy] [8:40 AM] outta_spec: g'night! [8:40 AM] cloppyhooves: (Don't kill too many ponies) [8:40 AM] equius_zahhak: see ya [8:40 AM] plotospex: *LYRE PONY* is staying outside the palace, in the local *POTEL 6*. [8:40 AM] sammiepie: [good night] [8:40 AM] plotospex: (Bye Cloppypony, dream of clopping and ponies) [8:40 AM] cloppyhooves left the room. [8:40 AM] joeshmo101: Who is obect to we stop here? [8:40 AM] sunasmine: yeah, getting late [8:40 AM] outta_spec: it's cool [8:40 AM] joeshmo101: I don't need sleep but it would be useful [8:40 AM] sunasmine: we had a pretty late start [8:40 AM] equius_zahhak: with Clopy gone should we focus more on the plot or "plot" ? [8:41 AM] outta_spec: yes [8:41 AM] sammiepie: ^ [8:41 AM] equius_zahhak: break then? [8:41 AM] joeshmo101: Bang CT and then close up shop for the night? [8:41 AM] sunasmine: I'd be okay if we got quickly into ST's plot [8:41 AM] sunasmine: **CT [8:41 AM] equius_zahhak: I'm cool with that [8:41 AM] sammiepie: PLOW CT [8:41 AM] plotospex: How do? [8:41 AM] joeshmo101: possibly Cocktavia too [8:42 AM] equius_zahhak: "By the way, where did that carrot you had go?" [8:42 AM] sunasmine: however, should we avoid candy vag cause tavi said it was hers? [8:42 AM] joeshmo101: That's good, but I want Cocktavia too [8:42 AM] joeshmo101: I was thinking have her help us to the staff quarters, kettle acting drunk [8:42 AM] sammiepie: take the log ride? [8:42 AM] joeshmo101: This way we give guards a reason for being there [8:43 AM] outta_spec: indeed [8:43 AM] joeshmo101: Also show guards that CT, a trusted worker, knows of us and doesn't think we are criminal [8:43 AM] sammiepie: we don't need a reason. we're just anypony [8:44 AM] joeshmo101: But if a random pony just came out of the kitchen, it would be suspicious [8:44 AM] equius_zahhak: just go to SQ chatting with CT like normal servant pony [8:44 AM] sammiepie: ^ [8:44 AM] sunasmine: ^ [8:44 AM] joeshmo101: If a drunk pony was being helped by a carrot top, guards probably wouldn't think too much [8:44 AM] joeshmo101: w/ e_z, actually [8:44 AM] plotospex: You sexily meander over to the Servants' Quarters, making small talk with *CARROT PONY* as [8:44 AM] plotospex: you go. [8:45 AM] plotospex: Inside, *COCKTAVIA* is practicing playing her *TROMBONE*, if by her *TROMBONE* you mean [8:45 AM] plotospex: her *PENIS*. [8:45 AM] plotospex: She hides it under a bedsheet as you walk in. [8:45 AM] plotospex: what do [8:45 AM] joeshmo101: (my goal: Have Cocktavia plowing us while eating out CT) [8:46 AM] joeshmo101: (greet as if you know her [8:46 AM] sunasmine: lol thats what i was thinking joe [8:46 AM] joeshmo101: ) [8:46 AM] sammiepie: no effiel tower? [8:46 AM] joeshmo101: possible Eiffel Tower [8:46 AM] sunasmine: Eiffel tower?... [8:47 AM] plotospex: There is an *EIFFEL TOWER*, but you're a pony and don't know what that means. [8:47 AM] joeshmo101: (that;s a brohoof over a pony getting done in mouth and polt/candyvag) [8:47 AM] sammiepie: a frame [8:47 AM] plotospex: But you do know there is *MASSIVE PENIS* underneath a *BEDSHEET*. [8:47 AM] plotospex: [So, are we greeting Cocktavia as if we know her? Or what?] [8:47 AM] sunasmine: ah, spitroast XD [8:48 AM] joeshmo101: (CT would be giving you head, Cocktavia would be plowing CT, and you and Tavi brohoof) [8:48 AM] joeshmo101: greet as if we know her, yes [8:48 AM] sammiepie: ^ [8:48 AM] sunasmine: i like your first a bit more [8:48 AM] equius_zahhak: ^ [8:48 AM] sunasmine: and greet [8:48 AM] equius_zahhak: we can do both [8:48 AM] joeshmo101: "No need to hide what I've already seen, dear Cocktavia." [8:48 AM] outta_spec: ^ [8:49 AM] plotospex: "Yo Cocks," you say to her, your plenipotentiality showing. [8:49 AM] joeshmo101: (w/ sunasmine liking my first more) [8:49 AM] plotospex: She looks at you, confused. "Do I know you?" [8:49 AM] plotospex: what do [8:49 AM] sunasmine: "probably" [8:49 AM] outta_spec: low roll lols [8:50 AM] sammiepie: explain that you're TK [8:50 AM] equius_zahhak: let CT explain [8:50 AM] sammiepie: ^ [8:50 AM] sunasmine: ^ [8:50 AM] joeshmo101: ^ [8:51 AM] plotospex: "*CARROT PONY*?" you say to her. [8:51 AM] guest-54615 entered the room. [8:51 AM] plotospex: *CARROT PONY* nods. "This is "TEA PONY*. She just looks a little different now." [8:51 AM] guest-54615 left the room. [8:51 AM] plotospex: "She's a *WIZARD*, you know." [8:52 AM] plotospex: *COCKTAVIA* looks over you. "Well, she does have the same *HORSE GENITALS*. I guess it [8:52 AM] guest-54624 entered the room. [8:52 AM] plotospex: really is her." [8:52 AM] plotospex: what do [8:52 AM] guest-54624 changed nickname to splint [8:53 AM] equius_zahhak: Take off Coctavias blanket [8:53 AM] sunasmine: " CT saved me so i was planning on "repaying" her, want to join us?" [8:53 AM] sunasmine: or somthing like that [8:53 AM] equius_zahhak: ^ [8:53 AM] joeshmo101: "It seems you have a bit of an itch... Do you want me to help you scratch?" [8:53 AM] sammiepie: both [8:53 AM] sunasmine: also blanket [8:53 AM] joeshmo101: also blanket [8:53 AM] sammiepie: w/ ez & suna [8:53 AM] plotospex: Sexfully, you remove the blanket from *COCKTAVIA*'s *HORSE ERECTION*. [8:54 AM] joeshmo101: e/ sunasmine [8:54 AM] plotospex: She blushes. "I was planning on repaying *CARROT PONY* for saving me. Would you join?" [8:54 AM] plotospex: "I'd love to," responds *COCKPONY*. [8:55 AM] plotospex: "This was what you led me here for?" *CARROT PONY* asks you. "I suppose I'm fine with that [8:55 AM] plotospex: ." [8:55 AM] equius_zahhak: start off with a BJ and motion CT to come join you [8:55 AM] plotospex: what do [8:55 AM] sunasmine: i'd say rub her alittle before moving to BJ [8:55 AM] sammiepie: ^ [8:56 AM] joeshmo101: get behind CT and nudge her towrds the bed, grazing candyvag w/snout [8:57 AM] plotospex: Lifing *COCK PONY*'s *HOOFS* back to her *PENIS*, you join her in stroking said *PENIS*. [8:57 AM] plotospex: Finally, you place your *HORSE LIPS* over the *PENIS*, and go a few inches down, motioning [8:57 AM] plotospex: *CARROT PONY* over. *COCKTAVIA* leans back, with a *HAPPYFACE*. [8:57 AM] plotospex: how proceed [8:58 AM] joeshmo101: (remember, we said we are thanking CT, not Cocktavia) [8:58 AM] sunasmine: [we'll have to move onto eating her candy vag at some point] [8:58 AM] sammiepie: let CT take over blowing tavi and slowly work out way down to CT's candyvag [8:59 AM] sunasmine: ^ [9:00 AM] equius_zahhak: both work the cock together for a bit though [9:00 AM] sunasmine: transition! [9:00 AM] sunasmine: like you work the top CT works the shaft + balls [9:01 AM] sammiepie: w/ ez but still move you way down to eating CT out [9:01 AM] plotospex: You nudge *CARROT PONY* over to you, and she seems to get the message. You *SUCKU~* the [9:01 AM] sunasmine: yeah the nmove onto CT [9:01 AM] plotospex: top of the shaft, while *CARROT PONY* takes the lower section into her mouth. [9:02 AM] plotospex: It is *CELESTIADAMN HOT*, and you can feel your *HORSE PENIS* growing. [9:02 AM] plotospex: *COCKTAVIA* places one *HOOF* on each of your heads. [9:02 AM] plotospex: How continue [9:02 AM] sunasmine: [damn a hoof] [9:03 AM] equius_zahhak: lick down shaft ontoCT face and work lower towads crotchboobs [9:03 AM] sunasmine: [our only weakness] [9:03 AM] sammiepie: w/ e_z [9:03 AM] plotospex: [You're thinking of doors] [9:03 AM] joeshmo101: ^ [9:03 AM] sunasmine: [oh right] [9:03 AM] sunasmine: als o w/ EZ [9:03 AM] joeshmo101: [w/ ploto] [9:03 AM] sunasmine: [hooves can change the game of sex] [9:03 AM] joeshmo101: whose crotchboobs? [9:03 AM] sunasmine: [doors just fuck with us] [9:03 AM] equius_zahhak: CT's [9:04 AM] sunasmine: we're all on tavi's bed by now? [9:04 AM] plotospex: Yepadep. [9:04 AM] joeshmo101: I want to let CT just take the dick and eat out CT [9:04 AM] plotospex: You lick down the shaft of *COCKPONY*'s *COCK*, brushing over *CARROT PONY*'s tongue with [9:04 AM] plotospex: your own before proceeding down her body. [9:05 AM] plotospex: You run your tongue over her, only coming to a stop over her *CROTCHBOOBS*, giving each a [9:05 AM] plotospex: few licks. *CARROT PONY* has already taken the *COCKPONYPENIS* into her mouth. [9:05 AM] plotospex: how continue [9:06 AM] sammiepie: play with crotchboobs [9:06 AM] sunasmine: sucku~ in her teats a little [9:06 AM] sammiepie: ^ [9:06 AM] joeshmo101: all [9:06 AM] sammiepie: nip [9:06 AM] joeshmo101: all [9:06 AM] sammiepie: the [9:06 AM] sunasmine: run the one we're not sucking [9:06 AM] sunasmine: **rub [9:06 AM] joeshmo101: all [9:06 AM] sammiepie: the [9:06 AM] sunasmine: [sorry combo breaker} [9:06 AM] sunasmine: =D [9:06 AM] joeshmo101: >_> [9:07 AM] plotospex: Lying underneath *CARROT PONY* like a *SEXY MECHANIC THAT FIXES CROTCHBOOBS*, you take one [9:07 AM] joeshmo101: *ALL THE THINGS!* [9:07 AM] plotospex: of her *HORSE NIPPLES* into your mouth, while rubbing the other with your *HOOFS*. [9:08 AM] plotospex: *CARROTPONY* lets out a moan, and *COCK PONY* is pushing *CARROT PONY* down further onto [9:08 AM] plotospex: her *PAINUS*. [9:08 AM] plotospex: what do [9:08 AM] sunasmine: [ploto, you have the best analogies, ever] [9:08 AM] outta_spec: lol [9:08 AM] plotospex: [I'm definitely recycling a few for the next clopfic, heh] [9:08 AM] sammiepie: play with the little pony in the boat [9:09 AM] sammiepie: with your hoof [9:09 AM] sunasmine: slowly lick way to candy vag? [9:09 AM] equius_zahhak: pop butt up so Cocktavia can switch when she wants to [9:09 AM] joeshmo101: where is out painus? [9:09 AM] plotospex: Should I draw the current scene in whiteboard? [9:10 AM] outta_spec: painus in the anus [9:10 AM] sunasmine: between our legs [9:10 AM] splint: joined the group whiteboard. [9:10 AM] sammiepie: joined the group whiteboard. [9:10 AM] outta_spec: joined the group whiteboard. [9:10 AM] plotospex: joined the group whiteboard. [9:10 AM] equius_zahhak: joined the group whiteboard. [9:10 AM] sunasmine: joined the group whiteboard. [9:10 AM] joeshmo101: (I'm thinking sex Cocktavia in Candy vag while eating out CT while she is giving a BJ to T [9:10 AM] joeshmo101: avia [9:10 AM] joeshmo101: ) [9:10 AM] sunasmine: i have tavi leaning back, CT blowing her and wer're under perpendicualt to CT [9:11 AM] plotospex: Lo, I have made an art [9:11 AM] joeshmo101: oops [9:12 AM] sunasmine: we have somach up or down? [9:12 AM] plotospex: Up [9:12 AM] equius_zahhak: move our plot towards Coctavia so she can switch when she likes [9:12 AM] sunasmine: i thought so [9:12 AM] sammiepie: so we should spin around [9:12 AM] sunasmine: move almost 69 to CT [9:12 AM] sammiepie: what e_z said [9:13 AM] plotospex: You spin around like *A RECORD BABY*, presenting your *PLOT* to *COCKTAVIA*. [9:13 AM] joeshmo101: like what I have [9:13 AM] joeshmo101: on the board [9:13 AM] sunasmine: joined the group whiteboard. [9:13 AM] joeshmo101: put painus in Cocktavia's candyvag [9:14 AM] plotospex: You continue to *SUCKU~* one of *CARROT PONY*'s *CROTCHBOOBS*, and rub the other. [9:14 AM] plotospex: what do [9:14 AM] sammiepie: so CT can fellate us as we get pounded by cocktavi [9:14 AM] sunasmine: licku way to candy vag [9:14 AM] sammiepie: and we eat CT out [9:14 AM] equius_zahhak: get to candyvag [9:14 AM] joeshmo101: w/ sammiepie [9:15 AM] plotospex: You lower *CARROT PONY*'s rear slightly, and begin lapping at her *CARROT JUICE*. [9:15 AM] plotospex: It tastes like *CARROTS*, except *SEXY*. [9:15 AM] joeshmo101: carrots do taste sexy [9:16 AM] plotospex: *COCKTAVIA*, noticing your plot, sits upright ala *LYRE PONY*, and strokes your *CANDYVAG* [9:16 AM] plotospex: with one of her *HOOFS*. [9:16 AM] plotospex: *CARROT PONY* continues to *SUCKU~*. [9:16 AM] plotospex: how continue [9:16 AM] equius_zahhak: moan at octavias actions [9:16 AM] sammiepie: ^ [9:17 AM] sunasmine: toungueception? [9:17 AM] sunasmine: also moan [9:17 AM] sammiepie: ^ [9:17 AM] joeshmo101: both [9:18 AM] plotospex: You moan *SEXFULLY* as you thrust your tongue infinitely deep into *CARROT PONY*, [9:18 AM] plotospex: achieving *TONGUECEPTION* as the *SEXCARROT* feels like it encvelops your whole tongue. [9:19 AM] joeshmo101 changed nickname to herpcerp [9:19 AM] herpcerp changed nickname to joeshmo101 [9:19 AM] plotospex: *CARROT PONY* moans, and *COCKTAVIA* rubs your *CANDYVAG* harder. [9:19 AM] plotospex: "Do you want me to *JAM IT IN*?" she asks, full of *SEXINESS*. [9:19 AM] plotospex: what do [9:20 AM] equius_zahhak: shake booty [9:20 AM] sunasmine: ^ nod head [9:20 AM] joeshmo101: moan sexylike affirmative [9:20 AM] sammiepie: all [9:20 AM] joeshmo101: Two of three [9:20 AM] joeshmo101: IDC which two [9:21 AM] sammiepie: shake plot and moan [9:21 AM] joeshmo101: ^sure [9:21 AM] joeshmo101: also spread back legs [9:21 AM] sammiepie: ^ [9:21 AM] sunasmine: ^ [9:21 AM] plotospex: You moan sexfully as you shake your *PLOT* towards *COCKTAVIA*, and finally spread your le [9:22 AM] plotospex: gs. *COCKTAVIA* lifts *CARROT PONY*'s head off of her *PENIS*, before climbing onto you [9:22 AM] plotospex: and *JAMMING IT IN PONYSTYLE*. [9:22 AM] plotospex: She moans *SEXFULLY*. [9:23 AM] plotospex: *CARROT PONY* and *COCKTAVIA* begin to *KISSU~*, *CARROT PONY* letting you lick her as [9:23 AM] plotospex: *COCKTAVIA* continues to pound your *INKVAG*. Your *PONYDICKS* slams against your [9:23 AM] plotospex: *CROTCHBOOBS* sexfully with each of *COCKTAVIA*'s strokes. [9:23 AM] plotospex: how continue [9:24 AM] sammiepie: keep going [9:24 AM] equius_zahhak: pull CT under you waggle wang [9:24 AM] sunasmine: we're at a good spot, try to get CT to blow you [9:24 AM] sammiepie: ^ [9:24 AM] joeshmo101: ^ [9:25 AM] plotospex: You wrap a *HOOF* around *CARROT PONY* and gently lower her to ground. [9:25 AM] plotospex: Placing her head under your *THROBBOCOCK*, she takes the majority of it into her mouth [9:25 AM] plotospex: as she positions her *CANDYVAG* just under yours. [9:26 AM] plotospex: *COCKTAVIA* rubs one of your *CROTCHBOOBS* with one *HOOF*, and uses the other to play [9:26 AM] plotospex: with your *PLOTHOLE*. [9:26 AM] plotospex: how continue [9:26 AM] equius_zahhak: enjoy [9:27 AM] sunasmine: ^ [9:27 AM] joeshmo101: ^ [9:27 AM] sammiepie: ^ [9:27 AM] sunasmine: be sure to moan! [9:27 AM] sammiepie: ^ [9:27 AM] plotospex: You *ENJOY DO*, moaning *SEXFULLY*, *COCKTAVIA* playing with your *PONYHOLES* while [9:28 AM] plotospex: *CARROT PONY* works to try to take your *PONY PENIS* in deeper. [9:28 AM] plotospex: *COCKTAVIA* shifts one of her hoofs from your *CROTCHBOOB* to your *HORN*, stroking your [9:28 AM] plotospex: *MAGIX*. [9:29 AM] sammiepie: moan [9:29 AM] plotospex: *CARROT PONY* squeals as your continue to *TONGUE* her *CARROTCAKE VAG*. [9:29 AM] plotospex: You moan once more as *COCKTAVIA* starts speeding up her thrusts. [9:29 AM] sammiepie: is she close to the edge? [9:29 AM] plotospex: You can feel your *PONYPENIS* moving inside *CARROT PONY*'s mouth with the shock from [9:30 AM] plotospex: *COCKTAVIA*'s frenetic ponysexing. [9:30 AM] plotospex: what do [9:30 AM] sammiepie: keep going [9:30 AM] joeshmo101: play with CT plothile [9:30 AM] plotospex: [*COCKTAVIA* was already masturbating before this, she seems fairly close* [9:30 AM] joeshmo101: plothole [9:30 AM] sammiepie: ^ [9:30 AM] sunasmine: ^ rub it with a hoof [9:31 AM] joeshmo101: ^ [9:31 AM] joeshmo101: (what I meant [9:31 AM] sunasmine: otherwise keep going [9:31 AM] plotospex: You rub *CARROT PONY*'s plothole with your *HOOFS*, eliciting a bucking motion from the [9:31 AM] plotospex: *CARROT PONY*. *COCKTAVIA* thrusts harder, and brings her second *HOOFS* over to your [9:32 AM] plotospex: *HORN*, stroking it as quickly as she can. [9:32 AM] plotospex: *CARROT PONY* has managed to take your *ENTIRE HORSE PENIS* into her, and you can feel her [9:32 AM] plotospex: moaning - and hear *COCKTAVIA* doing the same. [9:33 AM] plotospex: *COCKTAVIA* is sexing even faster; it looks like she's close to *PONYGASM*. [9:33 AM] plotospex: What do? [9:33 AM] sammiepie: go to the edge [9:33 AM] joeshmo101: have CT pull you out and use both hooves on ponydick while licking *TEA/INK CLIT* [9:33 AM] sunasmine: how close is CT? [9:34 AM] joeshmo101: (we don't want to drown CT in our fillies) [9:34 AM] plotospex: *CARROT PONY* is about as close as your are, a little while more. [9:34 AM] sunasmine: i say just let tavi finish, while we focus on CT [9:34 AM] joeshmo101: ^ [9:34 AM] sammiepie: ^ [9:34 AM] joeshmo101: let her finish however she wants [9:35 AM] sunasmine: if its all the way in its prolly down her throat not wind pipe [9:35 AM] sunasmine: [i hope] [9:35 AM] joeshmo101: then she will need to breath [9:35 AM] plotospex: You drive your tongue deeper into *CARROT PONY*, and push harder against her *PLOTHOLE*. [9:35 AM] plotospex: *COCKTAVIA* thrusts faster and faster for a few seconds, before crying our in pleasure. [9:36 AM] plotospex: You can feel her *SEX MUSIX* rushing into your *CANDYVAG*, some leaking out and [9:36 AM] plotospex: dribbling onto *CARROT PONY*'s face. [9:37 AM] plotospex: *COCKTAVIA*, mostly inactive, keeps her *HORSE PENIS* inside you, still pressing it in [9:37 AM] plotospex: deeply while using her remaining energy to continue to stroke your *HORN*. [9:38 AM] plotospex: *CARROT PONY* uses a hoof to wipe the *COCKTAVIA JIZZ* off her face, and rubs it into your [9:38 AM] plotospex: *CROTCHBOOBS*. [9:38 AM] plotospex: You can feel her hooves trembling as she does; clearly she's starting to lose control as [9:38 AM] plotospex: she approaches *HORSEGASM*. You feel like you might be, too. [9:38 AM] plotospex: what do [9:39 AM] joeshmo101: slow down, try to sync up with her [9:39 AM] sunasmine: finish her oof with a final burst of energy? [9:39 AM] sunasmine: also sync? [9:40 AM] joeshmo101: also, have her finish you off w/hoofjob while eating out candyvag [9:40 AM] sammiepie: sync [9:40 AM] splint left the room. [9:40 AM] joeshmo101: while she eats out TeaCandyVag [9:40 AM] sammiepie: ^ [9:40 AM] plotospex: Hoofjob or finish in mouth? [9:41 AM] joeshmo101: hoofjob [9:41 AM] equius_zahhak: hoofjob [9:41 AM] sunasmine: yeah vom all over her [9:41 AM] sunasmine: **cum [9:41 AM] joeshmo101: ^ [9:41 AM] sammiepie: ^ [9:41 AM] sammiepie: while she eats you out [9:41 AM] joeshmo101: ^ [9:41 AM] plotospex: You pull your *PENIS* out of *CARROT PONY*, and plant your *TEAVAG* directly over her [9:42 AM] plotospex: She explores it with her tongue, extracting *COCKTAVIA*'s *HORSE SEMEN* as she pleasures [9:42 AM] plotospex: you. She raises her hooves to stroke your *PONYDICK*, and is evidently trying to sync up [9:42 AM] plotospex: with *COCKTAVIA*'s stroking of your *HORN*. [9:43 AM] plotospex: The two ponies have you at the brink of *HORSEGASM*, and you continue to [9:43 AM] joeshmo101: is cocktavia still inside candyvag? [9:44 AM] sunasmine: i don't think so [9:44 AM] sunasmine: Ct is eating us [9:44 AM] plotospex: pillage *CARROT PONY*'s *CARROTVAG* with your tongue - she's on the brink of *HORSEGASM* [9:44 AM] plotospex: too [9:44 AM] plotospex: [Cocktavia slipped out when you moved, oops] [9:44 AM] plotospex: Any changes do? [9:44 AM] joeshmo101: n [9:44 AM] sammiepie: n [9:44 AM] sunasmine: go to finish [9:44 AM] joeshmo101: FINISH THEM [9:45 AM] plotospex: Pushing hard against *CARROT PONY*'s *PLOT* and deep into her *CARROTVAG*, she cries out [9:45 AM] plotospex: and gives your own *HORSEDICK* a massive, powerful stroke. *UNBORN FILLIES* cover her coat [9:46 AM] plotospex: reaching all the way to her *CROTCHBOOBS* and the bottom part of your head. [9:46 AM] plotospex: *COCKTAVIA* gives you horn a pair of powerful stokes, lauching *FIZZY TEAJIZZ* all over [9:46 AM] plotospex: the two ponies' carpet. [9:46 AM] plotospex: You slump down over *CARROT PONY*, exhausted, and give her a few more licks for good [9:47 AM] plotospex: measure. [9:47 AM] plotospex: She gives a final moan, and gives the bottom of your *PONYDICK* a few lazy licks. [9:47 AM] plotospex: what do [9:47 AM] joeshmo101: Write here, then hit enter to send. [9:47 AM] sunasmine: yeah i think we might be done for tonight XD [9:48 AM] outta_spec: yup [9:48 AM] equius_zahhak: "You girls are great fun, I'm so glad we're friends" [9:48 AM] sammiepie: crawl into a spooning postion and fall asleep [9:48 AM] joeshmo101: cuddle, then pick up next time after cuddle [9:48 AM] sunasmine: yeah thanks CT again [9:48 AM] joeshmo101: w/sammieoie [9:48 AM] joeshmo101: I love spooning [9:48 AM] sunasmine: cuddle nap time! [9:48 AM] plotospex: You thank the two ponies, and fall into a cuddlenap. [9:49 AM] plotospex: It's both Celestiadamn adorable and Celestiadamn hot. [9:49 AM] plotospex: *PONYSEX JUICES* continue to cover *CARROT PONY* and leak out of your *CANDYVAG* as you [9:49 AM] plotospex: sleep. [9:50 AM] plotospex: You can hear a voice in your head as you fall asleep: [9:50 AM] plotospex: "You've earned enough *SEXPERIENCE POINTS* for a new spell!" [9:50 AM] sunasmine: lol [9:50 AM] plotospex: Heh. [9:51 AM] sunasmine: i htought it was nmm for a sec XD [9:51 AM] equius_zahhak: [You dismiss it as a simptom of your schizophreni] [9:51 AM] plotospex: [Are you guys in the mood to choose one now?] [9:51 AM] equius_zahhak: sure [9:51 AM] sunasmine: list em out [9:51 AM] sammiepie: talk to it like deadpool [9:51 AM] plotospex: You have the previous spells: [9:51 AM] plotospex: Advanced Boil, which you guys already know [9:51 AM] plotospex: *SHIELD*, which makes you invulnerable for 30 seconds. [9:52 AM] plotospex: *TELEPORT*, which lets you teleport up to 30 feet. [9:52 AM] plotospex: And a new spell: [9:52 AM] plotospex: *THROW VOICE*, which allows you to speak to with a second voice at the same time you speak [9:52 AM] plotospex: with your regular voice. [9:52 AM] plotospex: The second voice can be placed anywhere within 30 feet of you, or anywhere withing 15 feet [9:53 AM] plotospex: of a *FRIEND*. [9:53 AM] equius_zahhak: Shield would make us a devestating opponent [9:53 AM] plotospex: *THROW VOICE* lasts for one minute. [9:53 AM] joeshmo101: I don't plan on doing much more fighting for a while [9:53 AM] sunasmine: throw voice seems usefur in conjunction w/ scry [9:53 AM] sammiepie: teleport or throw voice [9:53 AM] joeshmo101: I vot for Throw Voice [9:53 AM] sunasmine: can talk to your firends where ever [9:53 AM] joeshmo101: *vote [9:53 AM] equius_zahhak: throw voice [9:54 AM] sunasmine: but takes two magics [9:54 AM] plotospex: They can't respond, is the thing [9:54 AM] plotospex: http://poll.pollcode.com/idHd [9:54 AM] equius_zahhak: [shield would still be awesome though] [9:54 AM] plotospex: Or, yeah, they could with Scry [9:54 AM] sunasmine: but they can w/ scry [9:54 AM] sunasmine: [almost voted for advanced boil] [9:55 AM] plotospex: Congratulations, you have learned *THROW VOICE*! [9:55 AM] plotospex: While *SLEEPING*! [9:55 AM] equius_zahhak: what's our mana pool at, max and current [9:55 AM] plotospex: We don't really have a max [9:55 AM] sunasmine: ther might not need to be a max since they're hard to get [9:55 AM] plotospex: Current is 3

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Session 4 Pony calling the Kettle black [5:18 AM] plotospex: Is it... tea time? [5:18 AM] sunasmine: yay tea! [5:18 AM] sunasmine: I'm ready for tea [5:19 AM] plotospex: We left off a week ago with our heroine, Tea Kettle, having a good night's sleep after [5:19 AM] plotospex: dicking around with Blueblood and getting up to some other shenanigans. [5:19 AM] plotospex: We have 6 spellcasts available, and our health is full. [5:19 AM] plotospex: Our spells are: [5:20 AM] plotospex: Boil, Lift, Conjure Teabag, Arouse, Dominate, Fireball, Obfuscate, Scry, and Vicissitude [5:20 AM] plotospex: Do we need any more review before this gets started? [5:35 AM] guest-52626 entered the room. [5:35 AM] plotospex: So, shall we get to it? [5:35 AM] cloppyhooves: yes [5:35 AM] equius_zahhak: wake up [5:35 AM] guest-52626 changed nickname to misterseven [5:35 AM] sammiepie: hay yeah [5:35 AM] plotospex: You wake up in Spitfire's bed - she's already back, it looks like, and sitting a few feet [5:36 AM] plotospex: away from you. "I found the ponies", she tells you, and sexfully marks a position on your [5:36 AM] plotospex: map. "They're being imprisoned in the place they were banished to, and the door is locked [5:37 AM] plotospex: magically. I don't know how you would open it." [5:37 AM] misterseven left the room. [5:37 AM] plotospex: The time is you-have-no-idea-because-it's-dark-outside. [5:37 AM] plotospex: what do [5:37 AM] sammiepie: sex up spitfire in "thanks" for finding ponies [5:37 AM] cloppyhooves: "Did they have the elements with them?" [5:38 AM] sammiepie: ^that too [5:38 AM] joeshmo101: Kissu and ^ [5:38 AM] outta_spec: "who do we know that can open that door?" [5:38 AM] outta_spec: and all ^ [5:38 AM] plotospex: "Did they have the elements with them?", you ask with a sexful kissu~. [5:39 AM] plotospex: *SPITFIRE PONY* blushes. "They said they were looking for some sort of artifact, but were [5:39 AM] plotospex: captured first. I don't think they had anything." [5:39 AM] plotospex: "Honestly, I'm not sure how you'd open the door. There weren't even any guards there." [5:39 AM] plotospex: what do [5:40 AM] joeshmo101: (wait, they never got the elements to begin with, b/c they never defeated NMM) [5:40 AM] cloppyhooves: Sex Spitfire, then ask Trixie if she can teach us something to unmagic that magic [5:40 AM] sammiepie: ^ [5:40 AM] joeshmo101: ^ [5:40 AM] plotospex: How sex? [5:40 AM] equius_zahhak: "How far away are they from here?" while embracing her [5:40 AM] sammiepie: start to kiss down her neck [5:40 AM] joeshmo101: Interrobang her [5:40 AM] sammiepie: ^ [5:41 AM] plotospex: You can't *PUCTUATION*! You're not a *DICTIONARY*! [5:41 AM] joeshmo101: (anyone who knows the real meaning of interrobang should be luaghing right now) [5:41 AM] plotospex: "How far away are they?", you ask *SPITFIRE PONY* while you deliver a sexful steam of [5:42 AM] plotospex: kissu~ down her neck. [5:42 AM] joeshmo101: [a steam of kissu?] [5:42 AM] sammiepie: stream? [5:42 AM] plotospex: [Okay, a series of kissu~] [5:42 AM] plotospex: [A sexful cascade of a series] [5:43 AM] plotospex: *SPITFIRE PONY* wraps her forehooves around you, pulling you a little closer as you kissu~ [5:43 AM] equius_zahhak: [a resonance cascade perhaps?] [5:43 AM] plotospex: "You could get there in maybe 3 hours, I think," she adds, almost as an afterthought. [5:44 AM] plotospex: Your *HORSE GENITALS* grow excited at her *FAMILIAR EMBRACE*. [5:44 AM] plotospex: what do [5:44 AM] sammiepie: keep kissing down to her breasts but stop to look up and ask a question [5:44 AM] sammiepie: *kissing slowly [5:45 AM] cloppyhooves: What ask [5:45 AM] cloppyhooves: ? [5:45 AM] plotospex: ^ [5:45 AM] joeshmo101: what breasts? [5:45 AM] equius_zahhak: "Xan I count on you to rally some more ponies for the cause while I'm away?" [5:45 AM] joeshmo101: crotchboobs? [5:45 AM] plotospex: Crotchboobs, brah [5:45 AM] sammiepie: ^ [5:45 AM] outta_spec: ^ [5:45 AM] sammiepie: [whoops sorry] [5:45 AM] sammiepie: [forgot} [5:46 AM] cloppyhooves: We don't really need to rally ponies [5:46 AM] joeshmo101: & [5:46 AM] joeshmo101: ^ [5:46 AM] sunasmine: we just need to get the elements [5:46 AM] cloppyhooves: Should we tell her what we did about Blueblood, Caesar, and Trixie? [5:46 AM] sammiepie: nah [5:46 AM] joeshmo101: no [5:46 AM] cloppyhooves: Not it terms of sexin', but in terms of alliances and such [5:46 AM] equius_zahhak: just tell her to lay low [5:46 AM] sammiepie: ^ [5:46 AM] joeshmo101: (not ponies, but good music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bq5MekUgWuM ) [5:46 AM] joeshmo101: w/ e_z [5:47 AM] sammiepie: do both e_z and ch [5:47 AM] equius_zahhak: in regards to alliances [5:47 AM] equius_zahhak: do we tell her we intend to sway BB? [5:47 AM] sunasmine: perhaps we should ask her thoughts in the other three before telling? [5:47 AM] sammiepie: ^ [5:48 AM] equius_zahhak: ^ [5:48 AM] joeshmo101: ^ [5:48 AM] plotospex: "What do you think of the other nobility?", you ask with *SEXFUL SUBTLETY* as you [5:49 AM] plotospex: look in her eyes while kissu~ing down her chest, stopping just above her *CROTCHBOOBS*. [5:49 AM] plotospex: *SPITFIRE PONY* moves a forehoof to carress your *SEXY PONY CHEEK* as she talks to you [5:50 AM] plotospex: "*CAESAR*"'s kind of a *DOUCHECUNT*, if you want me to be honest." [5:50 AM] sunasmine: [yay] [5:50 AM] plotospex: I suppose *TRIXIE* and *BLUEBLOOD* are too, but I suppose they're *TOLERABLE*. [5:50 AM] plotospex: what do [5:51 AM] outta_spec: agree [5:51 AM] cloppyhooves: Agree and continue licku~ [5:51 AM] sammiepie: ^ but also tell her about it like the old pop song says [5:51 AM] sunasmine: ^ w/ cloppy [5:51 AM] plotospex: licku~ where? [5:52 AM] sammiepie: crotchboobs [5:52 AM] sunasmine: crotchboobs for now, candy vag later [5:52 AM] joeshmo101: what does sammie mean? [5:52 AM] sammiepie: [billie joel?] [5:53 AM] outta_spec: pop song? [5:53 AM] plotospex: "You got it", you agree like a boss before giving *SPITFIRE PONY*'s crotchboobs a few [5:53 AM] outta_spec: rubber buns and liquor? [5:53 AM] plotospex: licku~s. She shudders with the first licku~, and then smiles. [5:53 AM] plotospex: what do [5:54 AM] cloppyhooves: licku~ licku~ licku~ [5:54 AM] sunasmine: suck on them before moving on? [5:54 AM] sammiepie: ^ [5:54 AM] outta_spec: and nibble [5:54 AM] sammiepie: ^ [5:54 AM] outta_spec: just a little [5:54 AM] joeshmo101: all [5:54 AM] sunasmine: leave a crotch boob hickey XD [5:54 AM] sammiepie: DO ALL THE THINGS [5:55 AM] equius_zahhak: ^ [5:55 AM] outta_spec: do all the things? [5:55 AM] joeshmo101: all the things [5:55 AM] outta_spec: yes. [5:55 AM] plotospex: You do *ALL THE THINGS*, giving her crotchboobs a few more licku~ before enveloping one of [5:55 AM] plotospex: her *HORSE NIPPLES* with your *HORSE MOUTH*. [5:55 AM] joeshmo101: NOT ALL THE THINGS! [5:56 AM] joeshmo101: [] [5:56 AM] plotospex: You bite down very lightly, causing *SPITFIRE PONY* to cringe a small amount before [5:56 AM] plotospex: deciding that she likes it. [5:57 AM] plotospex: She reaches a *HOOF* to her *CANDYVAG*. [5:57 AM] plotospex: how continue [5:57 AM] equius_zahhak: move her hoof to your horsecock and continue licking to candyvag [5:58 AM] sammiepie: ^ [5:58 AM] outta_spec: ^ [5:58 AM] sunasmine: ^ [5:58 AM] joeshmo101: ^ [5:59 AM] plotospex: You instead move her hoof over to your *TEADICK*, and move your mouth down slightly [6:00 AM] plotospex: until it hovers *SEXFULLY* over her *CANDYVAG*. [6:00 AM] plotospex: You give it a lick, and it tastes just like *BARBEQUE SAUCE*/*CINNAMON*. [6:00 AM] plotospex: You can't really decide. [6:00 AM] joeshmo101: cinnamon is sexier [6:00 AM] equius_zahhak: [hehe] [6:00 AM] plotospex: *SPITFIRE PONY* lightly pushes your head down with a *SEXFUL HAPPYSIGH* [6:00 AM] plotospex: what do [6:01 AM] outta_spec: enjoy the cinnamon [6:01 AM] sunasmine: get to licku~ [6:01 AM] plotospex: [sorry about the delay there, people thought it would be funny to walk into my room] [6:01 AM] joeshmo101: nibble clit [6:01 AM] sammiepie: both [6:01 AM] cloppyhooves changed nickname to cloppyhooves_brb [6:02 AM] plotospex: Not one to disappoint, you get to licku~, and gently nibble her *HORSE CLITORIS* [6:02 AM] cloppyhooves_brb: (brb for a sec but then I'll be in public and can't look as much) [6:02 AM] sammiepie: [http-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nd4E9ePUrok][btw this is the reference i was making before [6:02 AM] plotospex: *SPITFIRE PONY* squeels a little, trying to keep it quiet, and her wings stiffen visibly. [6:03 AM] plotospex: She rubs your *HORSE PENIS* a little bit more *VIGOROUSLY*. [6:03 AM] plotospex: ' [6:03 AM] plotospex: how continue [6:03 AM] outta_spec: don't ignore those wings [6:03 AM] sammiepie: stroke her wings [can youu reach] [6:03 AM] sunasmine: rub the wings + licku~ a bit harder? [6:03 AM] joeshmo101: all [6:03 AM] outta_spec: the [6:04 AM] sammiepie: thing [6:04 AM] sammiepie: s [6:04 AM] outta_spec: ! [6:04 AM] joeshmo101: -_- [6:04 AM] plotospex: Stretching out your *HOOFS*, you rub her *WINGBONER* and put more force into your licku~ [6:05 AM] plotospex: Her wings continue to stiffen; you can feel them tightening under your *HOOFS*, the [6:05 AM] plotospex: muscles sexfully becoming rigid. Your *PONY PENIS* responds in kind as you continue to lap [6:06 AM] plotospex: up *CINNAMON PONYSEX JUICE* from *SPITEFIRE PONY*'s *CINNAMON VAG*. [6:06 AM] plotospex: She pushes your head down a little further still. "That feels so *SEXFUL*", she tells you [6:06 AM] plotospex: *SEXFULLY*. [6:06 AM] plotospex: what do [6:06 AM] sammiepie: keep going till she blows [6:07 AM] equius_zahhak: insert tongue [6:07 AM] sunasmine: put tongue inside her [6:07 AM] sammiepie: ^ [6:07 AM] joeshmo101: tongue cricle around clit [6:07 AM] sammiepie: both [6:07 AM] sunasmine: if we have free hoof, rub clit [6:07 AM] outta_spec: all [6:07 AM] sammiepie: the [6:08 AM] equius_zahhak: things [6:08 AM] sammiepie: ! [6:08 AM] plotospex: You whirl your tongue around *SPITFIRE PONY*'s *HORSE CLITORIS*, her blush intensifying [6:08 AM] plotospex: before thrusting your tongue into her *CINNAMON VAG*. [6:09 AM] plotospex: The *CINNAMON FLAVOR* tastes like *HAPPY*, and you can feel her *VAGOO* spreading as your [6:09 AM] cloppyhooves_brb left the room. [6:09 AM] plotospex: tongue finds its way through her. You can feel it pressing against your tongue, like a [6:10 AM] plotospex: sexy rubber band. [6:10 AM] guest-53016 entered the room. [6:10 AM] guest-53016 left the room. [6:10 AM] plotospex: *SPITFIRE*'s *WINGS* abruptly stiffen even more, the jarring movement nearly knocking your [6:10 AM] guest-53022 entered the room. [6:10 AM] plotospex: tongue out of her. [6:10 AM] plotospex: what do [6:11 AM] sammiepie: keep drilling [6:11 AM] equius_zahhak: go deeper [6:11 AM] sunasmine: both [6:11 AM] outta_spec: tongueception [6:11 AM] sammiepie: WE HAVE TO GO DEEPER [6:11 AM] equius_zahhak: http://inception.davepedu.com/ [6:11 AM] sunasmine: knew that was coming [6:11 AM] joeshmo101: back to crotchboobs (make her want it more) [6:11 AM] guest-53022 changed nickname to cloppyhooves [6:11 AM] outta_spec: ^ [6:11 AM] outta_spec: tease [6:12 AM] sammiepie: http-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=imamcajBEJs [6:12 AM] joeshmo101: make her crave you [6:12 AM] plotospex: http://poll.pollcode.com/qZQM [6:12 AM] plotospex: Democracy in action! [6:13 AM] outta_spec: can't we have both? swap tongue for hoof [6:13 AM] sammiepie: ^ [6:13 AM] joeshmo101: no [6:13 AM] outta_spec: or not [6:13 AM] joeshmo101: we need to drive her crazy [6:13 AM] joeshmo101: and insertion won't do that [6:13 AM] outta_spec: [thanks for the soundtrack. gotta get headphones] [6:13 AM] plotospex: Well, unless anypony else wants to vote, it looks like Tongueception is winning [6:14 AM] joeshmo101: I accidentally hit 