As some of you may or may not know, I run a booking agency called Agency Sounds… We represent some of the dopest names in EDM. I get a lot of request to represent a lot of people. Some good and some bad. Some I won’t even look in their directions.. those are the clowns.

Clown DJs are the ones who do it all for show. Who cares if they are beat syncing or pre-programmed the entire set? As long as they are ‘performing’ who cares right? Well let me learn you on something.. YOU ARE NOT A DJ at that point, you are some kind of cut rate live performance.

Back in my day, the DJ was never seen only heard. The super clubs had the DJ booth way up in the air, away from the requests.. away from the people. Let the DJ do their job. Now we have festivals and the main concern is to be seen. Some girls with big nice tits think this is a way to get more bookings. I, as a booking agent, don’t even read those emails, I never get a chance to see if that DJ had any real skills. Most of the pictures are of tits or her posing next to equipment with big tits!

This isn’t a porn job or a modeling studio.. we’re a booking agency for REAL DJS that do REAL DJING. The focus is on the music and not the tits. I don’t do the gender thing I don’t care about your tits.. at least not when it comes to DJing.

If your looking to be represented by an actual booking agency take down this tip.

Put some clothes on, I want to know if you got skills. Send me a mix, or some video of you mixing. The whole porn thing only appeals to mostly the male audience. At least the clowns in masks are better for marketing since they reach a wider demographic then just your tits.

All in all your just a clown, doing some sort of performance because you lack the skills in the true art of DJing. So since your music can’t set you apart from the other DJs the tits have to do it?

I would love to mention some of the LADIES who are doing it up… Again it’s not about the gender but since we’re talking about Ladies with skills I felt like I had to give a shout out to the real who keep it real!

KEYWORD: LADYLIKE

Mizeyesis – Empress – Reid Speed – Heather Heart – Jen Mas – DJ Rap

Video of Nicole Moudaber getting the F DOWN… take notes.

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VX8N-w6Z-Xk]

Video of Misstress Barbara @ DEMF 2007… WHAT?!!!

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4XAWZBKBUs]

I stole the photo by searching for ‘DJ Tits’ on google.

If you know of any female DJs who earned your respect please login and mention them in the comments, link up their facebook pages, and websites.. even some video. Also follow me on FACEBOOK!

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