Have you ever seen an NFL player taunt the opposition after making a big play, only to have it called back on a penalty? It’s hilarious and pretty much the same thing happened with the NYC bomber. He wrote a taunting note to President Trump and then bungled his terrorist attack by blowing himself up without seriously injuring anyone else. It just goes to show that you better be damn sure of something before trash-talking.

On Monday 27-year-old Akayed Ullah planned a mass-casualty terrorist attack in a New York City subway station. Instead, he managed to blow the crap out of himself with a pipe bomb. He survived, but seriously injured himself. Only 5 innocent people were slightly injured with what has been described as ringing in the ears.

ABC reports that prior to the pathetic attempt, Ullah wrote a note to Donald Trump:

The man accused of detonating an explosive in the New York City subway system wrote on Facebook the morning of his alleged attack, “Trump you failed to protect your nation,” according to the federal complaint against him.

Actually this is less like an arrogant pro football player and more closely resembling when Hillary Clinton was congratulating herself for winning the presidency weeks before she lost badly to Trump. Maybe smack-talking The Donald is a bad idea.

I guess it could be argued that Trump didn’t provide ear protection for NYC subway riders, making Ullah’s taunt partially true. Actually, I’m sure Politifact will deem it 100% true because it involves slighting President Trump, but let’s be real here: the only one who needed protection from Ullah was Ullah.

Amazingly enough, Ullah wasn’t quite done writing checks his ass couldn’t cash. Check this out:

Inside Ullah’s passport was a handwritten notation: “O America die in your rage,”…

The Hillary Clinton of Islamic terrorists could even kill himself, let alone any Americans and he apparently was planning to take a lout of people out:

Joon Kim, acting U.S. attorney for the Southern District of New York, said at a news conference today that Ullah allegedly aimed to “murder as many innocent human beings as he could and to blow himself up in the process — all in support of a vicious terrorist cause.”

This may be the saddest part about this. Ullah was going to murder as many people as possible with a pipe bomb that wasn’t even powerful enough to kill him. He had this thing strapped to his torso and lived. How many people did he think it was going to kill if it had been properly deployed? Clearly the delusion is strong with this one.

Ullah has been charged with five federal counts, including the use of a weapon of mass destruction and bombing a place of public use. I think whatever scumbag ACLU lawyer ends up defending this piece of shit will be able to get that first count thrown out. Maybe if he was charged with using a weapon of minor annoyance, yeah, but weapon of mass destruction? Not hardly.

I think the feds should also consider charging him with mass stupidity and 1st degree profound incompetence. Those will definitely stick because…well you just read this stuff, he’s an idiot. Don’t get me wrong, I’m thankful for this guy’s ineptitude both for the lack of death and destruction and to make fun of him. I wish all terrorists were this bad at it.

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