[Thanks to ryanmoy520 for correcting these lyrics]

(Performed by Primus)[Les Claypool]I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time.[Kyle and Stan]Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation.[Les Claypool]Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind.[Eric Cartman]Ample parking day or night, people spouting: "Howdy, neighbor!"[Les Claypool]Headin' on up to South Park gonna see if I can't unwind.(Kenny's lines vary)[Kenny (Unaired Pilot)]Our town is bigger dammit, right down to the little granite.[Kenny (S1-S2)]I like girls with big fat titties, I like girls with deep vaginas![Kenny (S3-S5)]I have got a 10-inch penis, use your mouth if you wanna clean it.[Timmy (S6)](Kenny was "permanently" killed in Season 6 and his lines were replaced by Timmy)Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, livin' a lie TIMMY![Kenny (S7-S10)]Someday I'll be old enough to stick my dick up Britney's butt![Kenny (S10 Episode 8-Present)]I like f*cking silly b*tches and I know my penis likes it.[Les Claypool]So come on down to South Park, and meet some friends of mine.