IT’S a mid-season report card with a difference.

After 13 rounds of the 26 for the 2014 NRL season, we’ve got a feel for the characteristics of each of the 16 NRL clubs.

But rather than get bogged down in analysis, NRL 360 co-hosts Ben Ikin and Paul Kent have likened each team to a celebrity.

So if your club was a celebrity, who would it be?

Panthers = Fletch & Hindy: Flying high at the moment but could crash and burn at any time.

media_camera Nathan Hindmarsh and Bryan Fletcher are set to make their Fox Sports commentary debut.

Bulldogs = Clive Palmer: Big, brash and plenty of cash.

media_camera Billionaire Clive Palmer is larger than life.

Sea Eagles = Scott Cam: Old school, with an unfashionable charm and very consistent performance.

media_camera Salt of the earth TV star Scott Cam is still as popular as ever.

Roosters = Conchita Wurst (the Eurovision bearded lady): Obvious good looks, but underneath there is more substance than style.

media_camera Austrian singer Conchita Wurst is more than meets the eye.

Rabbitohs = Captain America: They do most things well but they just need to take one more step to achieve proper superhero status.

media_camera Captain America has never quite arrived as a superhero.

Broncos = Tom Cruise: They’re the alpha male but have really been struggling for a hit lately.

media_camera Despite his superstardom, Tom Cruise isn’t the box office banker he used to be.

Tigers = Geoffrey Edelsten: Traded in the old for a newer version and they’re back, baby!

media_camera Geoffrey Edelsten didn’t take long to move on from his former relationship.

Eels = Kim Kardashian: They’re not bad up front, exceptional at the back but are they still living in a false reality?

media_camera Kim Kardashian is famous for her reality TV show.

Storm = Rolling Stones: Dominated for a long time but are starting to fade just a little.

media_camera The Rolling Stones are still selling out stadiums.

Titans = Justin Bieber: Peaked early but recently lost their way.

media_camera Justin Bieber’s time in the limelight has been somewhat erratic.

Cowboys = Channel 10’s Wake Up program: Looked like a good idea and was going to work from the outside but something’s still not right.

media_camera Like the ill-fated TV program Wake Up, something’s not quite right with the Cowboys.

Warriors = Forrest Gump: Just like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re going to get.

media_camera Forrest Gump made the “life’s like a box of chocolates” phrase famous.

Dragons = INXS: Tried a new front man but old band was better.

media_camera INXS hasn’t been the same since the death of Michael Hutchence.

Raiders = Jennifer Aniston: Just can’t hang onto a good bloke.

media_camera Jennifer Aniston is famous for her high profile heartbreaks.

Knights = Clint Eastwood: Old and crusty but can still produce the odd good performance.

media_camera Clint Eastwood still puts on the odd good performance despite his Hollywood veteran status.

Sharks = Roger Rogerson: Trouble in the shire.

media_camera Roger Rogerson. Need we say more.

Originally published as If your NRL team was a celebrity