Marth: I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.

Alm: Come on. You know, I wumbo, you wumbo, he/she/me wumbo. Wombology, the study of wumbo! It’s first grade Spongebob!

Celica: EEEEEEVILLLLLLLL!

Sigurd: If i were to die right now in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend... Well, that would be okay.

Seliph: The boy cries you a sweater of tears, and ya kill him.

Leif: Do you smell it? That smell, the kind of smelly smell. A smelly smell that smells... smelly

Roy: I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready.

Eliwood: That idea may just be crazy enough… TO GET US ALL KILLED!

Hector: I used to be a wimp. NOW I'M A JERK, AND EVERYBODY LOVES ME!

Lyn: Oh well, I guess I’m not wearing any pants today!

Eirika: 1% evil, 99% hot gas

Ephraim: It may be stupid, but it's also dumb.

Ike: Goodbye everyone, I'll remember you all in therapy.

Micaiah: Well, it's not a secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby secretly adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets. Secretly.

Chrom: Is Mayonnaise an instrument?

Robin: WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!

Lucina: We did it Patrick, we saved the city!