We have Heartseeker Vayne, and Valentines Day is in a few months. So, I propose this sexy idea:



Imagine Draven



Now imagine Draven clean shaven and dressed up for a sexy valentines night. Button-up shirt unbuttoned under a sports coat. Dress pants (or sexy valentines boxer briefs).



Instead of axes, he wields roses. When he activates his Q, He twirls the rose and a flutter of petals begin to fall. When he throws a Q'd auto attack and/or lands a crit, instead of blood there is a shower of rose petals. He W will look normal, since he loves getting all heated up. He will throw bouquets of flowers for his E. His ultimate will consist of whirling bouquets of love that strike with even more showers of petals.



If he 'kills' a champion, instead of the champion bleeding to death, he/she will instead be smitten by his love. Hearts will float around as the champion succumbs to his desires.



Possible Replacement Dialogue



Moving:

Seems to be love wherever I go

I have pleasure to serve.

Got roses, needs lovin'.



Attacking:

Every rose has it's thorn.

Straight through the heart.

Hear that? Cupid's knockin'.



Taunts: (Near female champion)

I KNOW you want some Draven.

Ladies, please! There's enough Draven for everyone! : Credit to Pitchkart

(Near male champion)

You just don't have what it takes to look THIS good.



(Axe) Rose Catching:

This rose is for Draven...(Thanks Foggernaut)

There's plenty more lovin' left.



Recall:

Try not to miss me TOO much.

Would you like a rose before I go? (Both from CantSumLikeThis)



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EDIT: Draven edit by Ur moms waffle and touch up by doll judgment

EDIT: Amazing concept art (3rd pic) by RhiceKakes