I was so excited to get my gift and see what was inside. I opened it, only to find out my gift had apparently had babies! There were so many presents inside!

I madly tore through all the wrappings to find my Santa had sent me:

Shimmery EOS lip gloss, a bag with superheroes on it, a Hufflepuff bookmark, a shirt with Batman and Robin on it, a "Quidditch Tryouts" shirt, a Santa Pez dispenser, Walkers shortbread cookies (my all-time favorite kind of cookies, no joke), and some Christmas socks!!!

Holy crap, Santa! You rocked it!

Not only are my coworkers totally jealous, but you've actually convinced one of them to join next year! (And I've been trying to convince him for ages!)

Thank you so much, Santa! You're the best!