My Santa sent me a message on matching day letting me know that we had the same taste in authors, which I took as a pretty good sign. I was told that I would be receiving two books, one that they really enjoyed and one that was picked especially for me.

The first book I received, which I have to assume is the one my Santa read, is Geek Love by Katharine Dunn. I've never even heard of this before, but apparently it's about a family of carnies who breed their own oddities. It's totally the kind of book I would pick up for myself and I definitely think I'm going to enjoy it.

The second book that I received is Beautiful You by Chuck Palahniuk. As if getting a copy of a book I have yet to read by one of my favorite authors wasn't rad enough, my wonderful Santa sent me a hardcover, signed, first edition freaking copy! Tears of happiness commence. This is one of the coolest things I've ever had in my possession, and I'm absolutely going to treasure this forever.

Santa, I seriously can't thank you enough for your thoughtful gifts and general awesomeness. I hope the books you receive bring you as much happiness as these have brought me. Thank you!