“Are you a capitalist? Because you have a monopoly on my heart.”

“I may be a socialist, but I’m not willing to share you.”

“The revolution of your hips isn’t the only thing I wanna see tonight.”

“I wanna read dat ass Kapital all night.”

“Let go of the invisible hand and hold mine.”

“The government isn’t the only big thing around here.”

“I wanna take you from so many Engels.”

“I don’t want none unless you got Bund hon.”

“You put the ‘gal’ in ‘egalitarian.’”

“Join the socialist party- in my pants.”

“You cause an uprising in my pole-etariat.”

“I wanna focus on your lower classes.”

“Solidarity isn’t the only thing that’s rock hard around here.”

“Your love is my drug, but it’s not an opiate of the masses.”

“I’m into Bund-age.”

“I value you regardless of your utility.”

“We can break the chains of capitalism- unless you’re into that.”

“I wanna take you from the United Front and behind.”

“I wanna redistribute all my love to you.”

“The social welfare state isn’t the only thing that’s gonna take care of you.”

“I wanna ethically consume you.”

“I’m so glad I’m free to associate with you.”

“Are you collectivized agriculture? Because I wanna plow you all night.”

“The bourgeoisie isn’t the only thing that’s gonna suck tonight.”

“Your politics aren’t the only thing about you that are radical.”

“Are you French aristocracy? Because I want head from you.”

“I’d buy you roses and chocolates but I can’t be sure of the working conditions of the workers who helped produce them.”

“Roses are red,

So is the state,

You’re stuck in my head,

I think this is fate.”

“Roses are red,

We agree with Marx,

Wanna see my bed?

Because i feel sparks.”