15 Things Floridians Are More Afraid of Than Hurricanes

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There are many dangers that come with living in Florida. From iguanas running the streets like stray cats, to tourists driving down the wrong side of the highway, Florida causes many residents of the Sunshine State to live in a constant state of fear.

One would think the most fearsome element of Florida life would be the severe weather Florida becomes a target of every year. Wrong. In fact, Floridians have become quite accustomed to the extreme summer weather. Natives have proven their lack of fear towards tropical storms true by throwing hurricane parties.

Hurricane parties — ThingsFloridiansLike (@Things4FLppl) February 7, 2014

If you live in Florida, you will understand these 15 things Floridians are more afraid of than hurricanes.

1. Weather below 70°

When Floridians hear that a cold front is coming pic.twitter.com/SfxzNylEX6 — ThingsFloridiansLike (@Things4FLppl) February 4, 2016

2. Sunburns

3. Touching the seatbelt in the summer

4. Driving next to senior citizens

Old people be like pic.twitter.com/UtOstTpDyn — ThingsFloridiansLike (@Things4FLppl) June 20, 2016

5. Losing their tan during winter

6. Publix running out of chicken tenders

When the person in front of you orders the last chicken tender Pub sub pic.twitter.com/h5NcTjsYZ2 — ThingsFloridiansLike (@Things4FLppl) July 15, 2015

7.Snow

8. Having a stare-down with Sandhill Cranes

9. Not finding parking in the shade

The best parking spot in Florida pic.twitter.com/IU6y2Wgr8g — ThingsFloridiansLike (@Things4FLppl) August 8, 2016

10. Peeling

11. Having to give tourists directions

12. Afternoon rain ruining their beach day

13. I-4 during rush hour

Basically sums up I4 traffic pic.twitter.com/NmBYWkJyme — Renuka (@_TheRenBot) June 1, 2016

14.”Cold” fronts

Floridians after three days of cold weather pic.twitter.com/xHGTZjeqR1 — ThingsFloridiansLike (@Things4FLppl) January 22, 2016

15. Losing satellite TV signal during thunderstorms

These are serious concerns. You are not alone Floridians. We are here for you.

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