Do you hate the holidays but love horror-comedy? Then, Grandpa Alfred’s Christmas Tales is the perfect book for you! In this short collection, Grandpa Alfred spins worlds of humor, horror, heartbreak, and sacrilege from his book of Christmas tales.



The first story, “Black Thursday,” is Thanksgiving with a horrible twist. Tom, a lowly, hourly employee is forced to work the Black Thursday Extravaganza at a booming retail destination. At first, nothing is going right—then, all hell breaks loose.



In “The Not-So-Steadfast Tin Soldier,” Scott, a virtuous, stay-at-home dad, encounters temptation when he’s chosen to play Joseph in the church Christmas play. He is soon caught in a hilarious drama between his loving wife, a hot Virgin Mary, and an omnipresent baby Jesus.



Finally, in “A Christmas Haunting,” a group of teenage friends hatch a plan to capture Santa Claus. Instead, what they end up with is way over their heads.



Grandpa Alfred’s Christmas Tales is the most disturbing, irreverent, and insane set Christmas stories you’ll ever read. You’ll laugh out loud. You’ll gasp in shock. But what you won’t be able to do is put this book down.