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<Dogan> GUYS, STORY TIME

<Dogan> SO my teacher's friend's friend or something

<Dogan> She was dogsitting one day

<Dogan> Shows up the first time, finds the dog dead on the floor, right?

<Nightryde> how embarrassing

<Dogan> SO she's gotta pack the dog corpse up and take it to the vet so they can dispose of it or whatever

<Dogan> She can't find anything to fit it in, so she stuffs it in a freaking SUITCASE

<Dogan> She didn't have a car so she has to take the train through Chicago

<Zeelot> oh mannnn

<Dogan> This guy helps her carry the case on and is like

<Dogan> "this is pretty heavy, what's in it?"

<Dogan> lady replies "just some computer things"

<Dogan> the guy SOCKS HER IN THE FACE AND RUNS OFF WITH THE CASE

<joebot> ROFLMAO ROFLROFLROFL!!!

<Zeelot> OMG ROOOOOOOOOFL

<Nightryde> AHAHAHAHAHAHA HOW would you pawn that sort of thing??? Comment: True story.

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