Enormous, mendacious, disembodied anus

You rectum, fifth column, objectively pro-Saddam

Half-Swedish, pro-moorish, deceptive chocolate starfish

On the internets

There are lying assholes

And they say I said all these things I never said at all

Dead body in the sand

If his mom don’t like it she’s a “media whore”

Hey don’t you dare get mad

It’s just a metaphor!

You lying asshole

CHORUS

Ooo I really hate those lying assholes

They say I’m all talk

Because I won’t go to the recruiter

That’s cuz I’m fighting on my computer!

Lying assholes

Nine eleven, a little slice of heaven

Guantanimo Bay

Is a luxurious get-away

Eat lemon chicken in the Sun all day

They call me a wingnut

Because my party bashes faggots

I’ve got an answer for that:

Michael Moore is fat

Lying asshole

CHORUS

When the Bushies should have been putting together a national security strategy, they decided to put on an ad campaign for the war. (This is an administration, after all, that has Karl Rove crafting policy.) Fortunately for them, none of their supporters understand the ass-elbow distinction between policy and talking point, so, even though the case never got much penetration into the wider public, it was enough to get the war started. But, as time drags on, and the casualties and costs keep mounting, the ad campaign is starting to feel a bit hollow. (Why, then, was the war fought? Good question. Really, really, really good question. Go hang out with Cindy Sheehan down in Texas and maybe the President will deign to give you an honest answer. But pack your big suitcase.) The American public was sold a dead Norwegian Blue nailed to its perch. The people who sold it to them have endless excuses for why it's not really dead - and have you noted the beautiful plumage! - but they are starting to reach levels of absurdity that even the most gullible and trusting among us can recognize as bullshit. Cindy Sheehan is banging the parrot's stiff corpse against the counter, screaming in its ear, and about to reel off a very long list of synonyms for 'dead'. This war is an ex-parrot.

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The Poorman is the funniest person on the internet, left OR right. On Sunday, the internets rocked with his "Lying asshole" tune -- he created it in response to right-wing blogger John Cole calling him a lying asshole because he defended Cindy Sheehan after RedState's calling her a media whore -- follow that?Anyway, just sing this to the tune of “Kokomo”:And then today he writes The Parrot Sketch

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