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Remember The Emperor's New Groove? You should, because it is the BEST Disney movie of all time. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Disney That's how it is done.

It's mainly about this guy, the Emperor Kuzco. He's really into his "groove" and he's kind of a dick, TBH. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Disney I think "groove" might be a metaphor or something? This movie deals with heavy material!

Although I guess he is kind of relatable? Because really, who wants to make deals with peasants? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Disney Peasants suck, amiright?

But then he gets turned into a llama, and that's pretty damn awesome. NO OTHER DISNEY MOVIES HAVE LLAMAS. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Disney Llamas>>>fairies, that's for damn sure.

He teams up with this guy, Pacha, to turn him back into a human. He's like, the nicest guy EVER. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Disney Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Disney But the whole time, the audience is left in suspense: CAN NICE GUYS FINISH FIRST?

Seriously, the drama is very, VERY real. This isn't Cinderella, that's for damn sure. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Disney You can't make this stuff up.

Yzma is downright terrifying. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Disney Nothing is more scary than aging naturally, right?

Like truly, she is the scariest Disney villain ever. Disney *SCREAMS*

And she is a bit of a meanie. But that's what makes her cool. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Disney Way to land a low blow, Yzma.

Although, she is not *totally* heartless. Disney Treat your henchmen like you would want them to treat you!

And she hatches the most DEVIOUS plans. Seriously, shit gets REAL. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Disney How did she come up with this?!?!

Kronk, on the other hand, isn't exactly the sharpest tool in the shed. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Disney Way to go, Kronk.

And Yzma isn't afraid to remind him of that. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Disney THE DRAMA.

But Kronk has a good heart. He's probably the best Disney henchman ever. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Disney You know I am right.

I mean, REALLY. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Disney DAWWWWWW.

Just look at how he acts under pressure! Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF DISNEY Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF DISNEY Could any of the hyenas from The Lion King do that? I THINK NOT.

But sometimes... SOMETIMES... Yzma and Kronk work well together. And watching their evil hijinks unfold is truly a life-altering experience. Disney Wow. I can feel the evil TOO.

Well, sort of. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Disney

Regardless, we love them. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Disney Because they're fabulous AND evil.

Moments of triumph... Disney

... And moments of despair. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Disney

Plus it has a happy ending for everyone... except for Yzma, who is turned into an itty bitty kitty. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Disney And who doesn't like happy endings???

I'd say it's time to brush up on your squirrel and watch The Emperor's New Groove right now. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Disney