I don’t know why, but it still amazes me that sites like this exist. What’s even crazier is that there are actually people who might read it seriously. Unless its a total hoax LoveGodsWay.org is what appears to be a right wing Christian website run by this loony and boy, he does not like gay people. Lucky for you parents, he’s written a really helpful article on how to keep your kids from turning gay through the music they listen to. He includes a nice long list of “Gateway” gay bands that parents should be on the lookout for and NOFX made the list. They’re classified as “Gay Punk.” Ha!

The intro to his list is both horrifying and hilarious. It reads as follows:

There are multiple levels of Gay Music. Some bands are what we like to call Gateway Bands. They lure children in with Pop Grooves and Salacious Melodies leaving them wanting more. They’ll move on to more dangerous bands and the next thing you know you’ve got a homosexual for a child. We’ve taken the time to highlight the bands that are particularly Gay. Please take the time and dissect your child’s CD / iTunes catalog. If you find 3 or more of these bands in their collection it is time to take action. We Strongly recommend that you burn the CDs. Make sure your child is watching. Make sure they can feel the heat. It is crucial that the image remains emblazoned in their young minds. They need to know that if they continue to listen to these bands they may Burn eternally as well.

Crazy shit, eh?