Description: hitler plays clash royale siege decks and has a fun time with ebarbs



Our mortar is down in the optimal position

and our ice golem is in place

which will counter his skarmy here.

It is doing solid damage

and will allow us to cycle rocket for the win.

Good, I will rocket right now.

which can clip his ewiz and do good damage

mein king

he just placed ebarbs

at the bridge, level 13

we are out of elixir

Everyone who told me to use siege, leave now.

WHY ARE THERE LEVEL 13 EBARBS

THIS IS ARENA 9

WHY IS LADDER SO BROKEN?

WHAT HAPPENED TO A FUN AND BALANCED GAME?

WHERE IS ANY KIND OF BALANCING?

My tower was destroyed in 10 seconds

by ebola-ridden salt shakers

and you expect me to play siege against this cancer?

You were the one who decided against beatdown.

I should not be puinshed for having a different playstyle!

Mein king, beatdown is easy to learn and use

My beatdown cards aren't high enough level!

It's rigged!

And punishes skill!

Only overleveled RG and EB noobs have a chance!

and they are counters to siege!

I'm practically playing rocket cycle with a useless building!

Siege is basically dead in the meta!

There are hard counters everywhere

I'd be better off playing LavaLoon like Stalin!

Ladder is trash.

I should have played challenges.

It's the only place siege can work.

At least the ladder rewards

are so pitiful THERE'S NO REASON TO PLAY!

The good chests are so rare and it's almost impossible to win

and the upgrades cost so much.

My mortar is still level 8

and I have no legendaries!

It's okay, we'll go play log bait

All I wanted was a diverse, fun, and balanced game

Instead we get cancerous RG, EBs, Ewizs, and Furnaces everywhere

I can't play siege anymore.

Clan battles are the only time I can have fun

Everything else is unbalanced and biased against my playstyle

with all the RGs and EBs everywhere.

nerf royal gg plz $uper$ell

