Description: Gamecock Adolf reacts to South Carolina's 34-10 loss to Clemson

We have had surprising wins over NC State and Arkansas

Along with some close calls with La Tech and Vandy

As you can see, Tennessee is complete dog shit, so we won there

All in all, Muschamp has gained us 8 wins

We could be advancing on an Outback Bowl appearance

Fine, fine. Tell me about Clemson.

Without Deshaun Watson, they're hopeless against us.

Uhhhhh...

Clemson has...

Clemson has completely routed us 34-10.

At home. On primetime national TV.

Anyone who needs to refill their stadium cup with doo-doo ice, please leave now.

How the hell did this happen?!

Jake Bentley said "never again"!

We even made a hype video about it!

We bought new pyrotechnics!

We even went along with this stupid "Spurs Up" crap!

Doesn't anyone know that means your chicken is dead?!

And what does that high school kid Bentley with a fivehead do?

He throws a pick six that Lee Corso could have highstepped into the end zone!

Sir, he's the answer to our prayers.

He's a loud-mouthed twat waffle! "Never again!"

He doesn't get much O line protection.

That's because our jackass coaching staff only recruited two 3 star offensive lineman last year.

We gave Muschamp a Boom bus!

What good is a big fancy recruiting bus if you can only pick up

a couple of Schnauzers to block Wilkins and Lawrence!

"Spurs up! Forever to thee! Boom! Never again!"

STFU with slogans and get us some real athletes to beat Clemson!

I haven't wasted this much money on my team since I bought that painting of Spurrier with a chicken!

Now we have to watch those orange assholes go to the CFP again!

Their walk-on wide receiver made our defense look like a Powder Puff team!

And when we finally score a field goal on their second string,

We shoot off fireworks like a couple of hillbillies getting rid of their Fourth of July leftovers.

"Boom! Spurs up!"

We once beat them five in a row!

At this rate, they're going to beat us 10 in a row!

They'll tell us, "Fear the Thumbs! Up your butthole!"

"LIke Christian Wilkins vs. Ohio State."

And they have Trevor Lawrence coming in next year?!

How many points is he gonna drop on us? 96?!

It's okay. He won't score more than 60 on us.

I'll be in a nursing home the next time we beat Clemson.

At least we have the best fans in the world.

I'm sure they made us proud on national TV.

Our students always represent us well.

At least we still have Bama. They'll get into the playoffs again, right?

I still have my women's basketball season tickets.

"Never again." What a jackass...

