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11:48 pm - Survey

Dear Customer,



Thank you for your recent purchase of a genuine LifeDesign™ human infant. We look forward to a long and fruitful relationship with you and your new child - with LifeDesign™, the Birth is Just the Beginning! - but now that you've taken delivery and had a few days to get used to having this new bundle of joy in your lives, we hope you can find a minute to provide us with some feedback that will help us improve how we do business - the business of helping would-be parents like you get that first baby just perfect. All answers remain strictly confidential.



You are:



- a single parent

- in a simple partnership

- part of a matrimonial LLC

- bonded to a social ring

- in transition



The sociosexual categorization of your LifeDesign™ child's household will be:



- Gendered Heteronormative

- Androgressive Homonormative

- Gynofocal Homonormative

- Mixdrogynous

- Open Source Polydeviant

- Neocelibate



Which factors led you to choose LifeDesign™ as your embryonic developer? (Choose all that apply):



- Wide and vivid color palette for eye, hair, skin, etc.

- Meet-or-beat pricing policy

- Extensive genealogical reference toolset

- Friendly, helpful sales and support experience

- Availability of features not present in competitor designs

- Quick turnaround on bid, specification and manufacture

- Proven track record of reliable, resilient, healthy creations

- Patented TruStork™ delivery system

- Extensive warranty and return policy



What features are you most enjoying in your new LifeDesign™ human infant? (Choose all that apply):



- NoCry™ self-selective noise filtering

- PoopNow™ waste management scheduler

- EZ-Feed™ all-purpose digestion

- NewYou™ behavioral mimicry feedback

- SafeTot™ stability and balance control



Would you consider LifeDesign™ for your next infant?

- Yes

- No



Thank you! Remember: when you use LifeDesign™, you have a friend... for life!



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For consideration: can I get overnight shipping on that? I really want to surprise my wife for our anniversary.