Leave some for the rest of us!

Hey, you can only buy 15 of these.

YOU SHALL NOT PASS up this deal!

1st Place in Derby #378: 25k Cup, Round IV: Video Games, with 152 votes!

Bad bosses

Death Pug: Stop the pug from sneezing all over you until you die!

Vegetarian Zombie: You’re led into a false sense of security. You think, “Oh, this zombie’s a vegetarian; it doesn’t want anything to do with me. But this zombie has opinions so tedious they’re DEADLY.

Thundergoat: His libido is out of control.

Lawrence: Oh man, you don’t wanna deal with Lawrence. He went to law school for a year “back east” and you’re GOING TO HEAR ABOUT IT.

Bad Hat: A bad hat.

Clamshell: You’ve gotta open the package of earbuds before that clock runs out … AND YOU DON’T HAVE ANY SCISSORS.

Hold music: It just won’t ever end!

Leslie Legarms: SHE’S GOT LEGS FOR ARMS ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

Hot coffee: Burns your tongue every time.

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