--- Glady, Sans Asshole Ball ---



Taylor - You wanted to see me?

Glady - Yes Taylor. I wanted to ask you a few questions.

Taylor - *Crosses her arms* Ok.

Glady - Why didn't you say anything?

Taylor - Excuse me?

Glady - She took your paper, I was fucking watching. But you clam up and dont speak up. *Holds the paper up* It's still got your name on it by the way.

Taylor - Well why didn't you do anything then?

Glady - I wanted to see what you would do.

Taylor - What? You mean I'm just some game for you?!?

Glady - Not at all. I'm a teacher Taylor. It's my job to expand your mind and teach you the lessons you need to know to survive in the real world.

Taylor - Oh? So letting them destroy my things, deface my desk, or blatantly steal my homework is supposed to teach me something?

Glady - Yes. You keep failing the lesson by the way.

Taylor - *Snorts* Well teach me then. What is the lesson?

Glady - You keep bottling it in, the bullying. You just take and take and take. Why dont you fight back?

Taylor - Like how? You want me to bring a gun and open fire?

Glady - *Pinches the ridge of his nose* No, that's insane. To suggest that at all shows me you really need this lesson. *Sighs* Taylor, what underpins societal interactions? Why are people 'civil' to anyone at all?

Taylor - I dunno, the police make them?

Glady - In some ways yes. But the most basic level it comes down to retaliation. You wreck my stuff I wreck yours. Mutually assured destruction.

Taylor - So you do want me to bring a gun...

Glady - No, I want you to stop being a pushover. You need to claim your space, prove your not going to take it. Fight back. Escalation to lethal force is not the answer. But fighting back is. They take your stuff, you make damn sure they KNOW you dont like it.

Taylor - And they will just gang up on me and I'll be back at square one. Nothing changes.

Glady - Then your not thinking broadly enough. Why directly retaliate here? Your concerned other teachers or Mrs. Blackwell will cause problems for you if you fight back, and to tell you the truth, your right. So change the battlefield. Humans have been doing this for hundreds of thousands of years. You and Emma used to be Thick as Thieves from what I've heard, so I suggest you start there. Where does she live? When is she expected to be alone? Think about it.

Taylor - ...

Glady - Chances are it will take time to get to them, it took time to get to you. But keep at it and change the game.

Taylor - This is weird getting this kind of advice from... you.

Glady - You know why I try and be friends with the 'cool' kids? I was bullied myself in school. I've got my own issues and bias to work through but... I'm fucking sick to death of seeing you come in here day after day just laying down and taking it.

Taylor - *Looks deep in thought* Thank you. Thank you Mr. G.

Glady - Dont thank me yet. Thank me when you see you crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their boyfriends!

Taylor - *Laughs* Hahahaha.

Glady - I still got it! Now go out there and try not to implicate me in anything that willl get me arrested.

Taylor - *Leaves*



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Emma - Oh look shes gonna cry!

Taylor - *Tears well up* I'm sorry Mom. *Balls up her fist and breaks Emma's nose*

Emma - FUCK!

Crowd - OHHH!

Glady - Girls. *Looks stern*

Emma - She attacked me!

Glady - *Looks down at Emma* Oh? From where I was It looked like you tripped and fell on your face.

Crowd - The fuck?

Emma - What! Your... Your... I'll have you kicked out!

Glady - Sorry but I've got tenure, and frankly it's my word against yours. Also I would have to bring it to attention that you have a FAILING grade in my class.

Emma - WHAT?

Glady - Yes. You haven't turned in a single assignment this year. *Shakes his head* You keep stealing them from Taylor and you are too stupid to realize you need to put your NAME on them.

Emma - Thats Blackmail!

Glady - Oh? No it's the truth. You are still failing either way, but the cheating violations would go on your permanent record and you would be expelled.

Emma - But... You cant do this! I'm a predator!

Glady - *Laughs* Hahahaha! Welcome to the food chain dearheart. There are always bigger fish. *Grabs her arm* Now let's get you to the nurse*

Taylor - *Walks away with a spring in her step*

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