This is the Kickstarter for the Sobro, a $500 modern coffee table that includes a 24-bottle refrigerated drawer, dual Bluetooth speakers, LED light effects beneath the table, two USB charging ports, two standard electrical outlets, and a tempered glass top with touch-controls. Unfortunately, it does not come with an electrical outlet in the middle of your living room, so you're going to need to run its plug to a wall. Just make sure its out of the way so you're not constantly tripping over it. The table also doesn't include a microwave or stovetop cooking surface, which is a shame because how am I supposed to cook all the food I keep in the fridge -- walk it back into the kitchen? That's counter-convenient. Close, but no cigar. If this were Shark Tank, I'd give you $80 for 200% of your business and a ride to the mall whenever I want one.

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Thanks to blue16, who just wants a coffee table that doesn't shatter when I try to breakdance on it. I still have glass in my hip.