***WARNING: Avant-Garde music isn't for the meek or mild.Yes, two drummers, Ralph Humphrey and George Duke.Lyrics:I ate a hot dog, It tasted real good, then I watched a movie, from Hollywood(repeat)Little miss muffett on a squat by me, took a turn around, I said: can y'all see?The little strings on the giant spider? The zipper from the black lagoon?Vents by the tanks where the bubbles go up? (& the flaps on the side of the moon)The jelly & paint on the 40 watt bulb, they use when the slime droozle off.The rumples & the wrinkles in the cardboard rock, & the canvas of the cave is too soft.The suits & the hats & the tie's too wide, & too short for the scientist man.The chemistry lady with the roll-away mind, and the monster just ate japan.Ladies and gentlemen, The monster, which the peasants in this area call Frunobulax(apparently a very large poodle dog) has just been seen approaching the power plant. Bullets can't stop it, rockets can't stop it, we may have to use nuclear force!Here comes that poodle dog! Big as a blimp with a rhinestone collar.Snappin' off the trees, like they was bonsai'd ornaments on a dry-wobble landscape, keep it away! don't let the poodle bite me! We can't let it reproduce! oh!Somebody get out the pants!The national guard has formed up at the base of the mountain, and is attempting to lure the enormous poodle toward the cave, where they hope to destroy it with napalm, a thousand of the troopers are now lined up, and are calling to the monster...Here fido.....here fido......here fido........Got a great big slimey thing, Got a great big heavy thing, Got a great big poodle thing, Got a great big hairy thing, (repeat)C'mon! everybody! let's go!Get the distilled water! get the canned goods!Get the toilet paper! you know we need it!Go to da shelterMy baby, my baby,Go to da shelterGo to da shelter(repeat)Little miss muffett on a squat by me,Can ya see the little string danglin' downMakes the legs go wabble an' the mouth flop shutAn' the horrible eye, horrible eye, horrible eyeGo rollin' aroundCan y'see it allCan y'see it from hereCan y'laugh till yer weak on yer kneesIf you can't, I'm sorry `cause that'sAll I wanna knowI need a little more cheepnis pleaseBaby, I'm sorry `cause it's all I wanna knowI need a little more cheepnis pleaseBaby, I'm sorry `cause it's all I wanna knowI need a little more cheepnis please