Once upon a time there was an OrangeRedheaded, Redolent Reddit Gifter Golfer Guy called Peter Piper, or Pete for short, who whenever he wasn't busy sending generous gifts to deserving Reddit folk, absolutely loved knocking little white balls into holes in the middle of a field for fun, and also liked to play Golf.

One fine, periwinkle-skied day, Pete awoke to play a round of his favourite game only to find that he'd misplaced his clubs after a naughty night of browsing r/drinkinggames. With only a short time until kick-off, and fearing he'd lose a few home-runs if he was late, Pete grabbed the closest thing to hand, a banana he'd recently used to determine the size of a safe he'd found.

Having made the match on time, he went on to score more slam dunks than he'd ever had in his life, this banana was serious business. Alas it wasn't to last for long, the 0-karma dragon redditor from our previous story ( http://redditgifts.com/gallery/gift/dragon-and-princess/ ) had awoken from his slumber, drawn by the aroma of RedditGift exchange points, and proceeded to swoop down upon Pete and steal his try-scoring Banana.

Pete, powerless, petrified and perplexed proceeded to prattle and pause in puzzlement at this sudden and contrived turn of events whilst the dragon gorged on its prize. Suddenly, from the r/trees a heroic shriek pierced the air, and like some kind of bird Jesus, that most majestic of animals, an Eagle swooped down from on high to tackle the dragon. Sworn enemies since time immemorial, the two battled in a devastating display of nationalistic pride and raw, awesome power, completely belying the fact that they were in fact a sock and a soft toy.

Finally, amid the destruction of their noble battle, one victor emerged from the ruined golf course. The banana, overwhelming both opponents with a potassium-enriched, ancient mystical power, glowed in triumph whilst Pete and the other fielders bowed and trembled in reverence.

ALL HAIL LORD BANANA!