Wilted Green

Wilted Green is a party game for the eco-cynic in all of us.

We took the concept of Cards Against Humanity* and added an environmental twist. Now you can kick off those Birkenstocks, fill up your Nalgene with craft beer, and take a break from saving the planet in good conscience.

Each Wilted Green deck contains 200 amusing and provocative cards to bring a bit of levity to the kind souls among us who carefully weigh the environmental consequences of every decision they make.

Each round starts when one person draws a dark green prompt card. The rest of the group looks through their hand of light green cards to find the best response possible. The person that drew the dark green prompt card then chooses the winning response.

Not a "both sides of the toilet paper" kind of person? Perhaps more of an ENERGY STAR appliance supporter?

The winner of each round is awarded the dark green card, and the person that collects the most green cards by the end of the game is declared the greenest of the group! (It's not because they are the most dedicated environmentalist, but because they are literally surrounded by the most dark green cards.)

Submit Your Ideas

Wilted Green is very much still in the process of development, and we need your help to make it undeniably hilarious. Please send us your most chuckle-worthy suggestions for cards to include in the game by visiting wiltedgreen.com and filling out the short form.

The Story of Wilted Green

Josh, the creator of Wilted Green, is a seasoned sustainability professional. Having seen the success and failure of many environmental initiatives, he's realized that steady progress toward a better future requires a healthy sense of humor. Wilted Green became a way to poke fun at some of his favorite overplayed stereotypes, unintentional parodies, and familiar caricatures in the wonderful world of sustainability. After all, you're not a real environmentalist until you're using your own poop as compost for your backyard garden.

*Cards Against Humanity is a trademark of Cards Against Humanity LLC, and Wilted Green is not affiliated with Cards Against Humanity. But you should definitely buy it if you don't own the game yet.