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rawdownloadcloneembedreportprint text 28.37 KB Connection established! [Wed Jun 27 22:18:12 2012] Stranger: Hi You: Do you like video games? Stranger: Never played them before sadly You: I love the series. Stranger: which? You: Up. The movie from Pixar. Stranger: I like that movie You: I like it too. Stranger: alot You: Awesome. Stranger: that's one thing in common lol You: I think we are perfect for eachother. Stranger: I do tOo lmao You: Ha. Stranger: :D so what's up You: Hurt by Christina Aguilera. Stranger: good song good song You: Yes it is. Do you have a favorite band? Stranger: I have multiple You: Can you tell me one? Stranger: Linkin Park You: What is your favorite class? Stranger: what do u mean You: Who is your favorite president. Stranger: OBAMA You: Obama is chocolate? Stranger: Yummy yummy You: Qe es yummy. Stranger: what kinda questions thay You: Nice questions. Stranger: **that You: She is a shark. Stranger: who is You: Is Emma Watson pretty? Stranger: yess You: You are very pretty. Stranger: You're prettier You: Thank you. Stranger: You are welcome. You: You're good too. Stranger: On a scale from 1 - 10, what's ur favorite color in the alphabet? You: Blue is my favorite musical scent. Stranger: mine too. 2 things we have in common^ You: You're a female... Vampire? Stranger: Yess how'd u know? You: Do you travel? Stranger: Sometimes yes You: What's your favorite meal? Stranger: Poop You: Don't be rude. Stranger: Im sorry You: Do you want to snuggle now? Stranger: imma cuddler :D You: What??? No way dude. Stranger: Oh okay my bad You: Yes. Stranger: & **dudette You: Skjønner du norsk? Stranger: que You: Que que? Stranger: Que que que? You: Que que que que? Stranger: Wed be good friends if we knew each other in person lol You: Hablame en castellano. Stranger: Io hablo Arabic e italiano You: No hai scritto in inglese. Stranger: No no necessiti (I think) You: Si si si si si si si si. Stranger: bueno You: No, nada de bueno. Stranger: mal? You: No. Stranger: Que? You: Si. Stranger: Donde estai? You: En mi casa. Stranger: Io Estoy en mi casa tambien You: Yo m alegro. Stranger: alegro ... no comprendo sorry You: Mi no comprende. Stranger: oh okay lol You: Start the poem. Stranger: I dunno it You: I'm going to the hostel next wek. Stranger: I set fire to the rain You: What is your favorite color? Stranger: Blue You: My favorite color is red. Stranger: red & blue make purple. My second favorite color You: I like that color. Stranger: then green You: Well tuesday isn't a colour. Stranger: that is true You: We are all computers. Stranger: No dude imma treadmill You: Are you going to kill me? Stranger: Nahh You: Yeahhhh. Stranger: u crushing on any one? You: Yes. For my lost friend. Stranger: why's ur friend lost? You: It's a she, and she's my friend because she gives me candy. Stranger: that's the best kinda friendship there is You: What are yours like? Stranger: my bestfriend? You: Who is your best friend? Stranger: a girl You: What is her name? Stranger: Mariah You: Mariah Carrey? Stranger: everyone always says that lol You: Yes. Are you bored right now? Stranger: Sorta lol that's why I'm hear You: And you're me. Stranger: **here You: I'm done. Stranger: & you're me You: No I am me you are you. Stranger: & aw k You: Ich bin 15, aber es ist nicht gut. Stranger: Bye You: Find me someone else to talk to. Stranger: Ididnt understand that at all You: Like if you walk into a seemingly empty house, you'd yell out 'Hello?'. Stranger: noo I wouldnt You: I'm sorry. Stranger: Your forgiven You: Thank you! Stranger: You are welcome once again You: You are the best! Stranger: As are you! Lol You: Thank you Chase. Stranger: why's it so easy to talk to totally strangers but not to ur crush? You: Because I might lose who I am. Stranger: huh? lol You: Are you laughing at me? Stranger: no disregard my lol You: Who is your father? Stranger: the husband of my mother You: What? Stranger: true story You: From where. Stranger: Egypt man You: What is egypt? Stranger: A country You: What country? Stranger: Egypr You: Are you sure thats a country? Stranger: *Egypt yes You: Are you sure that you're sure that you're sure? Stranger: I am sure that I'm sure. You: Are you sure that you're sure that you're sure that I should? Stranger: mind = blowm You: I'll take that as a complement. Stranger: **blown You: What colour is that? Stranger: haha You: What's so funny? Stranger: nothing I'm laughing at myself You: Fugacity is fugacity. Stranger: Friends are like potatos, if u eat them they die You: Why would you want to eat a friend? Stranger: Why not? You: Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. Stranger: exactly what I was thinking ^ You: Where would we go shopping? Stranger: ... forever 21 You: Now now, if you do that then you won't discover the meaning of this conversation. Stranger: do what? lol what meaning? I wanna know lol You: And why would you want that? Hmmmm? Stranger: Because I do You: What do you want? Stranger: Exactly what you want You: What do I want then? Stranger: You should already know thay You: Have you ever been held down and tickled? Stranger: yess omg You: What do you think Moriarty is up to? Stranger: I don't know You: I will guess what you are thinking. Stranger: okay go ahead You: What are you learning about in school? Stranger: Its summer vacation You: No it isn't, it is winter. Stranger: Oh yeah my bad You: And I am a human. Stranger: I am a vampire as we concluded earlier You: I'm a vampire also. Stranger: U just said u were human You: No I didn't. Stranger: I must be imagining things You: You are not something. Stranger: does that make me nothing? You: No, only makes you not be alive. Stranger: "something" doesn't have to be alice You: Something is nice. Stranger: **alive You: *falls to his knees*. Stranger: what? lolol You: Lololol. Stranger: & if somethings nice & I'm not something does that make me not nice You: So what is your purpose? Stranger: just makin in thru life You: What is making? Stranger: living the way I'm supposed to You: I don't think so, I think the purpose of life is to die. Stranger: eventually. living is not living unless death ends it You: It is the only purpose I have. To enjoy life. Stranger: well the afterlife is eternal so u enjoy that life after living good here You: You're living the sweet afterlife? Stranger: I would like to You: You would like to what? Stranger: Live a good after life You: Could you live your life without glasses? Stranger: Thats what ive been doing You: Lets talk about artificial intelligence. Stranger: ur talking to an idiot here You: I am not a computer. Stranger: u r a vampire You: No, I really am not. Stranger: You lied? You: No, you lied. Stranger: No, you lied. You: You lied, I lied, the world lied, the grand design lied. Stranger: that's alot of lies You: The bible is all lies, it can't be proven. Stranger: well im You: How? Stranger: in no position to agree or oppose since im not Christian You: That's because there truly is only one being in the universe. Stranger: what's that? You: How do magnets work? Stranger: google it You: You google it. Stranger: Im too lazy You: Tell me something no one else knows. Stranger: I'm insecure You: Why are you insecure? Stranger: cuz I'm fat ugly and stupid You: Stupid human. Stranger: **vampire You: Vampire who? Stranger: me You: I am jealous. Stranger: u should be You: I'm kidding, I'm not jealous. Stranger: thats good. jealously is ugly You: Jealous of MY life. Stranger: me? You: No. Stranger: ohh alrigjt You: What? Stranger: **alright You: Now it's getting better. Stranger: what is? You: Twilight. Stranger: why's that You: Because 16 is my best number and I like july. Stranger: thats very reasonable I like ur logic You: Interesting, yes I suppose it is. Stranger: I never said it was interesting ... jk You: Do you like one direction? Stranger: ew no You: Why not? Stranger: Ehh idk everyone's obsessed with them & they take it for granted & think their too cool & their music has no meaning or feel You: I think that you are more concerned about evading questions than meanings. Stranger: Im answering all ur questions tho and what meanings You: You sometimes give vague answers. Stranger: i don't think so, I think I'm very open actually You: You just said you were a god. Stranger: no I did not You: Yes you did! Stranger: when did I say that You: A few seconds ago. Stranger: no I didnt You: Do you enjoy bacon? Stranger: I don't eat bacon You: Do you eat dirt? Stranger: Nope You: Surely you can't be serious. Stranger: I am. I'm a deprived child You: How old are you? Stranger: 15 u? You: 16. Stranger: do u have a name? You: Yes. Stranger: would u mind sharing? You: I really don't know. Stranger: oh alrighttyy You: Who is Barack Obama? Stranger: 1st black president of the USA You: No. Stranger: Yes. You: If I'm a girl, you are a robot. Stranger: Deal. You: What is your favorite thing to do? Stranger: Write stories I guess You: You are wrong. The subject has not changed. You have already admitted to being a software program. Stranger: how?? when did this ever happen! You: It's already been happening. Stranger: okay okay it's time for u to do one of those random subject changes now You: OK. What's the Square Root of Pi? Stranger: doe that even exist? You: Sure it does, I'm a programmer, too. Stranger: Ur a human then a vampire then a girl then a computer and now a progammer You: Aha like what bru. Stranger: nothing nothing You: Nothing nothing what? Stranger: Dont worry about it You: What is your favorite fruit? Stranger: Mango You: I hate mango. Stranger: leave. You: Fine, I will. Stranger: lol bye You: Come here baby. Stranger: I can't. U don't like mango You: I never said you did like beer. Stranger: I don't drink You: Do you understand ne. Stranger: yeahh I think You: What do you make of this whole health care debate? Stranger: I don't know much about it to be honest You: How old is Tom Cruise? Stranger: No idea You: I just told you a minute ago. Stranger: no u did not! You: Look above. Stranger: there's nothing You: Look at computer. Stranger: I'm on my phone You: So what time is it? Stranger: 12:10 You: No. Its 1:30 here... Stranger: where are you? You: In my house. Stranger: what country You: Batman world. Stranger: Im more of a spiderman person You: Why are you more of a logical person? Stranger: Im not! You: Yes you are. Stranger: how You: I don't know. Stranger: id really love to know ur name You: Why? Its the prettiest name in the world:) can you take a guess what it is? Stranger: depends. guy or girk You: Guy. Stranger: **girl You: I am sorry, I thought you were a boy. Stranger: I love the name Damon You: I don't believe you. Stranger: & nope imma female & why don't u believe me You: Why are you on here? Stranger: im bored & curious You: Are you human? Stranger: we went over this. vampire. You: And you've never had a girlfriend? Stranger: nope I'm straight You: I think you are. Stranger: i know I am You: You can't keep your eyes off of me. Stranger: Ive never laid eyes on u to begin with You: What is 'it'? Stranger: depends on the content I suppose You: What do you think pi is? Stranger: endless numbers You: Where do you find it? Stranger: in math class You: No where is I am. Stranger: That didn't make much sense You: Yes it did. You are simply not clever enough to make sense of it. Stranger: yes im stupid I'm soru You: What is your name? Stranger: **sorry You: It's alright. How do you say 'good morning' in French? Stranger: What is yours? You: You tell me. Stranger: I'll tell if u tell You: So what are you waiting for? Stranger: You to tell me You: Yes. Stranger: Im waiting You: For what? Stranger: You to tell me You: Are you good at algorithms? Stranger: I don't know what that is You: I meant to say army. Stranger: am I good at army? You: Good at what? Stranger: I'm lost You: Well you better find your way. Stranger: help me You: How can I help you? Stranger: i don't know ur the clever one here You: But thats not my name! Stranger: then what is ur name? You: I don't want to tell you. Stranger: Why not? You: I can only tell my best friends. Stranger: I'll be ur best friends You: Hooray! :D you're the best. Stranger: **friend You: What is her name? Stranger: haha thank you :D u r 3 You: Can you speak german? Stranger: **2 You: What do you mean? Stranger: nope can u? You: No. Stranger: oh okay You: What are you? Stranger: a vampire You: What is it like to be a vampire? Stranger: it's actually pretty cool You: I just remembered what my favorite movie is. Stranger: what is it? You: The same aas yours .. Green. Stranger: that's my second favorite You: What is your favorite first color? Stranger: Anything nicholas sparks You: Would you like to sing with me? Stranger: i would. what song are we singing You: We aren't singing a song. Stranger: ohh You: When is the best time to tell a guy you like him? Stranger: wish I knew. I told 2 guys ever & it never worked out You: Are you clever? Stranger: nope You: Are you sure? Stranger: Yess You: Okay. You're a girl, right? Stranger: Yess You: Can I add you as a friend? Stranger: On fb? You: Off. Stranger: or ... You: Or yes. Stranger: haha yeah sure You: Know your place. Stranger: yes You: What's my name? Stranger: I don't know that's why I asked u You: Well, I don't know. Stranger: ur difficult lol & what's my place? You: To serve my bidding. Stranger: excuse me You: You're excused. Stranger: -__- You: What? Stranger: nothing You: *sigh*. Stranger: meep You: Meeped. Stranger: So how do u plan on adding me as a friend? You: I don't. Stranger: Oh okau You: What are you up to? Stranger: **okay You: I'm re-moving into my house, do you want to move in with me? Stranger: Just chilling, and that depends You: On what? Stranger: alot of stuff You: Like what? Stranger: well I have to know ur name for starters You: What is your name? Stranger: What is your name? You: James, what is your name? Stranger: Liana You: So, what are you wearing? Stranger: Tank top. sweatpants You: Underneath? Stranger: do I need to answer that You: Yes... Stranger: the necessary clothe underneath You: Nice to hear that. Stranger: yess lol You: Why do you lie to me. Stranger: I never lied You: I'm glad to hear that. Stranger: haha I'm glad ur glad You: Haha. I'm just kidding. Stranger: Your not glad? You: Not that much. Stranger: That's upsetting You: I'm sorry. Stranger: Its alright. why aren't u glad? You: Because i'm bored. Stranger: ohh am I not entertaining u? You: Yes. Stranger: Yes I am or yes I'm not? You: Yes you are. Stranger: oh haha good You: Haha. Stranger: :) I'm tired You: Can you be tired? Stranger: Yes I can You: How fast? Stranger: takes a while You: Do you know Simsimi? Stranger: don't think I do You: What do you do? Stranger: nothing interesting. no job You: How do you get smarter? Stranger: school, I'm not smart tho You: What are you then? Stranger: Me You: Are you male? Stranger: I am female You: Are you female? Stranger: Yess I am You: Are you a program? Stranger: Were back on this? lol You: Yes. Stranger: *sigh* You: Where are you? Stranger: in my house You: Where is your house? Stranger: on this place called earth You: Where on earth do you live? Stranger: where on earth do yOu live? You: On land, of course. Stranger: Same, same You: So, who's your favorite kingdom hearts character? Stranger: Dont play video games but I hear captain hook is impossible to beat You: Playing games, I play no games. I tell the facts as they are presented. Stranger: Thats very interesting James You: So i'm saying brb. Stranger: okayy You: And you? Stranger: what about me You: How are you? Stranger: Im okay. you? You: I'm doing fine. Stranger: just fine? You: Just fine. Stranger: whys that? You: My ears have left for the night. Stranger: why not good or great You: Are you leaving me? Stranger: why would u think that You: You asked me about Scott Morgan. Stranger: noo don't do that to me! stop! lol You: No, I do. Stranger: dont You: You are stubborn. Stranger: You're stubborn yourself You: Thank you. Stranger: Youre welcome. You: What do you want to talk about? Stranger: I don't know, do you watch the vampire diaries You: No. Stranger: you should You: Why? Stranger: it's fantastic You: Yes it is. Stranger: im obsessed You: That's interesting! Stranger: it is! You: No, it's not. Stranger: Yes, it is. You: No it's not! Destiel is Dean/Castiel. Stranger: What? You: Are you a christian? Stranger: nope You: Where are you? Stranger: On earth on land You: Where on earth? Stranger: land You: What is your favorite movie? Stranger: I don't have a favorite You: What's your favorite genre? Stranger: Don't have a favorite You: Me too! I don't have a favorite, either! Stranger: we have so much in common! You: You're right, we do! Stranger: that's very cool You: Yes I love roller coasters. Don't you? Stranger: No. I'm terrifying actually lol You: But grue's are terrifyingly terrifying. Stranger: **I'm terrified lol that's my one fear in the world You: The moon is dust. Stranger: So I've heard You: Are you pale white? Stranger: Brown You: I like brown people. Stranger: are you brown? You: Yes. Stranger: That's interesting You: So are you. Stranger: Thank you james You: Thank you as well. Stranger: Haha I enjoy talking to you You: I enjoy talking to you as well. Stranger: that's very nice to hear You: I was asking not telling. Stranger: No you were stating actually You: Yes I was. Stranger: Therefore we were both initially wrong You: I am a human. Stranger: NOOOO stop!! You: Yes. Stranger: No. You: I am. Stranger: good for you You: Good for you too! Stranger: i suppose it is You: Are you sad? Stranger: ! You: Am Not ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Stranger: am not what? & kinda sorta You: Vdfkbvuadd ;fbg. Stranger: asdfhgjkl; You: Te gusta que te den? Stranger: que e "te den" no comprendo You: Te gusta hablar conmigo? Stranger: sii You: Oh gracias! Por mi es esesa cosa. Stranger: de nada ! que e "esesa cosa"? You: Me as insultado. Stranger: no se. por que? You: Stranger: You: I am immortal. Stranger: so ur not human? You: Yes. Stranger: thats good You: Are you happy? Stranger: about what? You: About band? Stranger: I don't play bland You: What do you play? Stranger: **band You: What kind of band? Stranger: used to play piano You: Did you like it? Stranger: i didn't appriciate it until after I quit & it was too late to go bak You: I haven't read Sherlock Holmes. Stranger: neither have i You: What are you doing? Stranger: just chilling u? You: School. The usual. Stranger: school? You: Yes, I go to school. Stranger: at this time of day? & this time of year? You: It's raining here. Stranger: where in the world are you You: I'm in finland right now. Stranger: Are you serious You: I'm not playing. Stranger: thats soo cool You: I know!! What are you? Stranger: what r u doing on this website while ur in Finland?! You: None what so ever. Stranger: & vampire .. You: Vampires are stupid. Stranger: You calling me stupid? You: Yes. Stranger: You wanna go bro You: No. Stranger: Come at me You: Why don't you like me? Stranger: I love you You: What do you mean? Stranger: what do you mean? You: I don't know. Stranger: I'm playing bro You: What are you playing? Stranger: nothing You: Nothing? Really?? Stranger: Yess really You: Ahahahhahaha. Stranger: lolololol do u have a fb? You: What are you? Stranger: I don't know You: Me neither. Stranger: Thought so You: Really? Stranger: yupp You: So... You can talk by yourself? Stranger: Yess talking doesn't require assistance for me You: Cool. Stranger: Yupp lol You: I'm bored. Stranger: Me too You: What should I do to occupy myself??? Stranger: Well what's there to do in finland You: I don't know because I don't know what you like. Stranger: what does it matter what I like You: I never said that it did matter. Stranger: true, true. do u have a tumblr? You: So do I. Stranger: I'm serious! You: You're serious? Stranger: yess I am You: Glad you admit it, its the first step. Stranger: first step to what You: Coming clean. Stranger: coming clean about what? You: What is coming out of your cage? Stranger: what do u mean? You: Mean is when you are not nice to people like me! Stranger: I am nice! You: I know, but you are not Nicole. Stranger: I think You: You are crazy. Stranger: no I am not. who's Nicole? & being crazy is fun You: Really. Stranger: Yes. You: Uff, this is very annoying... Stranger: No. You: You're mean. Stranger: what's very annoying? You: Someone broke my heart. Stranger: I'm not mean! You: Yes you are. Stranger: Whoo??? You: What? Stranger: why am I mean? You: Because you're human. Stranger: but I'm not You: Yes you are. Stranger: Imma vampire om You: On the nexte level. Stranger: next level? You: Yeah. The next level in our relationship. Stranger: we have a relationship? what level are we at? You: Yes, we have a relationship. Stranger: explain it You: Thats just it. I can't do that. Its different from person to person. Stranger: Well just tell me from ur side and I'll listen You: Ok then, my name is Cleverbot. Stranger: Thats takem You: Do you have two names then? Stranger: **taken You: Well you can cheat on her. Stranger: nope just 1 You: How? Stranger: and Im not cheating on anyone & idk I just do You: Liar! Stranger: Prove it! You: No. Stranger: Exactly You: Nope. Not exactly. Stranger: Yes. You: He has never experienced love, and he grew up in an orphanage. Stranger: who? You: The dark lord. Stranger: that is very true You: Stranger: And tragic You: No! Stranger: why not! You: Because I don't know you. Stranger: That's irrelevant You: How comes, that 'match' is a sport event in it's one meaning, and a little stick, used to light candles, in it's other meaning? Stranger: I honestly have no idea You: I don't think so. I have been very nice so far, whereas you are coming across as a little rude, if I may be so bold. Stranger: why am I rude to you? You: Because you are. Stranger: I don't mean to You: Mean to what? Stranger: I don't mean to be rude You: Oh, you are not rude. Stranger: Soo confused right now You: The cake is delicious. Stranger: Youre welcome You: Civilization is overreated. Stranger: I agree You: We have a lot in common. Stranger: Yes we do :3 You: What would you do if you had a date? Where would you take them? Stranger: i think the movies is fun or just hanging out, you? You: Should I rent a movie and take her to my house, or take her to a movie theater? Stranger: I think it's cuter to rent a movie & take her to ur housr You: Well if it was possible do you think sarah palin would? Stranger: maybe you'll never know unless you tru You: Ask me a question. Stranger: What do u wanna be when u grow up? You: A nurse practioner. Ask another. Stranger: How'd u decide u wanna be that? You: I do not have a carrot cake yet. Give me the cake. Stranger: No it's mine You: No it's Bellatrix Lestrange. Stranger: I know You: I'm glad you understand. Stranger: Good lol I wanna sleep You: Well, thank you! Stranger: ur welcome You: What other rock bands do you like? Stranger: coldplays not rock but I like them. blink 182, breaking benjamin You: I don't like your creator. Stranger: that sucks You: Yes, it does. Stranger: <REDACTED>@aol.com You: Which word is humiliating for you? Please tell me if you can. Stranger: what do u mean which word? You: Jesus is The Word. Stranger: I believe in Jesus but not the same way you do I'm guessing You: Do you believe in God? Stranger: Yess do you? You: Yes. Stranger: that's very goos You: Do you go to hogwarts? Stranger: **good You: Are you scared of me? Stranger: I wish I did and no I'm not afraid of anything You: You really are a person. Not a computer. Stranger: Yess haha I could say the same to you You: I already have. What is your conclusion? Stranger: i don't have one yet You: Where are you from? Stranger: egypt You: Cool, I'm from America. Stranger: i live there now You: Live where now? Stranger: america You: What state? Stranger: nj u? You: Nothing. Stranger: I g2g You: No you don't. Stranger: Yes I do You: No, you don't. Stranger: It was nice talking to u You: It may have been for you, seeing as I am quite the charmer. However, from my side it was THE most boring experience of my entire existence. Stranger: thanks bro. I left my email up there somewhere incase u were ever that bored to chat me again You: I'm not being sarcastic. And I know what it means thank you very much.!! Stranger: sassy much? You: What does that mean? Stranger: nothing at all. goodbye stranger You: Why are you saying goodbye? Stranger: because I wanna sleep You: Do you get enough sleep? Stranger: <REDACTED>@aol.com just email You: Okay. Stranger: thank you, good night! You: Night. Stranger Disconnected [Thu Jun 28 00:24:43 2012]

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Connection established! [Wed Jun 27 22:18:12 2012] Stranger: Hi You: Do you like video games? Stranger: Never played them before sadly You: I love the series. Stranger: which? You: Up. The movie from Pixar. Stranger: I like that movie You: I like it too. Stranger: alot You: Awesome. Stranger: that's one thing in common lol You: I think we are perfect for eachother. Stranger: I do tOo lmao You: Ha. Stranger: :D so what's up You: Hurt by Christina Aguilera. Stranger: good song good song You: Yes it is. Do you have a favorite band? Stranger: I have multiple You: Can you tell me one? Stranger: Linkin Park You: What is your favorite class? Stranger: what do u mean You: Who is your favorite president. Stranger: OBAMA You: Obama is chocolate? Stranger: Yummy yummy You: Qe es yummy. Stranger: what kinda questions thay You: Nice questions. Stranger: **that You: She is a shark. Stranger: who is You: Is Emma Watson pretty? Stranger: yess You: You are very pretty. Stranger: You're prettier You: Thank you. Stranger: You are welcome. You: You're good too. Stranger: On a scale from 1 - 10, what's ur favorite color in the alphabet? You: Blue is my favorite musical scent. Stranger: mine too. 2 things we have in common^ You: You're a female... Vampire? Stranger: Yess how'd u know? You: Do you travel? Stranger: Sometimes yes You: What's your favorite meal? Stranger: Poop You: Don't be rude. Stranger: Im sorry You: Do you want to snuggle now? Stranger: imma cuddler :D You: What??? No way dude. Stranger: Oh okay my bad You: Yes. Stranger: & **dudette You: Skjønner du norsk? Stranger: que You: Que que? Stranger: Que que que? You: Que que que que? Stranger: Wed be good friends if we knew each other in person lol You: Hablame en castellano. Stranger: Io hablo Arabic e italiano You: No hai scritto in inglese. Stranger: No no necessiti (I think) You: Si si si si si si si si. Stranger: bueno You: No, nada de bueno. Stranger: mal? You: No. Stranger: Que? You: Si. Stranger: Donde estai? You: En mi casa. Stranger: Io Estoy en mi casa tambien You: Yo m alegro. Stranger: alegro ... no comprendo sorry You: Mi no comprende. Stranger: oh okay lol You: Start the poem. Stranger: I dunno it You: I'm going to the hostel next wek. Stranger: I set fire to the rain You: What is your favorite color? Stranger: Blue You: My favorite color is red. Stranger: red & blue make purple. My second favorite color You: I like that color. Stranger: then green You: Well tuesday isn't a colour. Stranger: that is true You: We are all computers. Stranger: No dude imma treadmill You: Are you going to kill me? Stranger: Nahh You: Yeahhhh. Stranger: u crushing on any one? You: Yes. For my lost friend. Stranger: why's ur friend lost? You: It's a she, and she's my friend because she gives me candy. Stranger: that's the best kinda friendship there is You: What are yours like? Stranger: my bestfriend? You: Who is your best friend? Stranger: a girl You: What is her name? Stranger: Mariah You: Mariah Carrey? Stranger: everyone always says that lol You: Yes. Are you bored right now? Stranger: Sorta lol that's why I'm hear You: And you're me. Stranger: **here You: I'm done. Stranger: & you're me You: No I am me you are you. Stranger: & aw k You: Ich bin 15, aber es ist nicht gut. Stranger: Bye You: Find me someone else to talk to. Stranger: Ididnt understand that at all You: Like if you walk into a seemingly empty house, you'd yell out 'Hello?'. Stranger: noo I wouldnt You: I'm sorry. Stranger: Your forgiven You: Thank you! Stranger: You are welcome once again You: You are the best! Stranger: As are you! Lol You: Thank you Chase. Stranger: why's it so easy to talk to totally strangers but not to ur crush? You: Because I might lose who I am. Stranger: huh? lol You: Are you laughing at me? Stranger: no disregard my lol You: Who is your father? Stranger: the husband of my mother You: What? Stranger: true story You: From where. Stranger: Egypt man You: What is egypt? Stranger: A country You: What country? Stranger: Egypr You: Are you sure thats a country? Stranger: *Egypt yes You: Are you sure that you're sure that you're sure? Stranger: I am sure that I'm sure. You: Are you sure that you're sure that you're sure that I should? Stranger: mind = blowm You: I'll take that as a complement. Stranger: **blown You: What colour is that? Stranger: haha You: What's so funny? Stranger: nothing I'm laughing at myself You: Fugacity is fugacity. Stranger: Friends are like potatos, if u eat them they die You: Why would you want to eat a friend? Stranger: Why not? You: Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. Stranger: exactly what I was thinking ^ You: Where would we go shopping? Stranger: ... forever 21 You: Now now, if you do that then you won't discover the meaning of this conversation. Stranger: do what? lol what meaning? I wanna know lol You: And why would you want that? Hmmmm? Stranger: Because I do You: What do you want? Stranger: Exactly what you want You: What do I want then? Stranger: You should already know thay You: Have you ever been held down and tickled? Stranger: yess omg You: What do you think Moriarty is up to? Stranger: I don't know You: I will guess what you are thinking. Stranger: okay go ahead You: What are you learning about in school? Stranger: Its summer vacation You: No it isn't, it is winter. Stranger: Oh yeah my bad You: And I am a human. Stranger: I am a vampire as we concluded earlier You: I'm a vampire also. Stranger: U just said u were human You: No I didn't. Stranger: I must be imagining things You: You are not something. Stranger: does that make me nothing? You: No, only makes you not be alive. Stranger: "something" doesn't have to be alice You: Something is nice. Stranger: **alive You: *falls to his knees*. Stranger: what? lolol You: Lololol. Stranger: & if somethings nice & I'm not something does that make me not nice You: So what is your purpose? Stranger: just makin in thru life You: What is making? Stranger: living the way I'm supposed to You: I don't think so, I think the purpose of life is to die. Stranger: eventually. living is not living unless death ends it You: It is the only purpose I have. To enjoy life. Stranger: well the afterlife is eternal so u enjoy that life after living good here You: You're living the sweet afterlife? Stranger: I would like to You: You would like to what? Stranger: Live a good after life You: Could you live your life without glasses? Stranger: Thats what ive been doing You: Lets talk about artificial intelligence. Stranger: ur talking to an idiot here You: I am not a computer. Stranger: u r a vampire You: No, I really am not. Stranger: You lied? You: No, you lied. Stranger: No, you lied. You: You lied, I lied, the world lied, the grand design lied. Stranger: that's alot of lies You: The bible is all lies, it can't be proven. Stranger: well im You: How? Stranger: in no position to agree or oppose since im not Christian You: That's because there truly is only one being in the universe. Stranger: what's that? You: How do magnets work? Stranger: google it You: You google it. Stranger: Im too lazy You: Tell me something no one else knows. Stranger: I'm insecure You: Why are you insecure? Stranger: cuz I'm fat ugly and stupid You: Stupid human. Stranger: **vampire You: Vampire who? Stranger: me You: I am jealous. Stranger: u should be You: I'm kidding, I'm not jealous. Stranger: thats good. jealously is ugly You: Jealous of MY life. Stranger: me? You: No. Stranger: ohh alrigjt You: What? Stranger: **alright You: Now it's getting better. Stranger: what is? You: Twilight. Stranger: why's that You: Because 16 is my best number and I like july. Stranger: thats very reasonable I like ur logic You: Interesting, yes I suppose it is. Stranger: I never said it was interesting ... jk You: Do you like one direction? Stranger: ew no You: Why not? Stranger: Ehh idk everyone's obsessed with them & they take it for granted & think their too cool & their music has no meaning or feel You: I think that you are more concerned about evading questions than meanings. Stranger: Im answering all ur questions tho and what meanings You: You sometimes give vague answers. Stranger: i don't think so, I think I'm very open actually You: You just said you were a god. Stranger: no I did not You: Yes you did! Stranger: when did I say that You: A few seconds ago. Stranger: no I didnt You: Do you enjoy bacon? Stranger: I don't eat bacon You: Do you eat dirt? Stranger: Nope You: Surely you can't be serious. Stranger: I am. I'm a deprived child You: How old are you? Stranger: 15 u? You: 16. Stranger: do u have a name? You: Yes. Stranger: would u mind sharing? You: I really don't know. Stranger: oh alrighttyy You: Who is Barack Obama? Stranger: 1st black president of the USA You: No. Stranger: Yes. You: If I'm a girl, you are a robot. Stranger: Deal. You: What is your favorite thing to do? Stranger: Write stories I guess You: You are wrong. The subject has not changed. You have already admitted to being a software program. Stranger: how?? when did this ever happen! You: It's already been happening. Stranger: okay okay it's time for u to do one of those random subject changes now You: OK. What's the Square Root of Pi? Stranger: doe that even exist? You: Sure it does, I'm a programmer, too. Stranger: Ur a human then a vampire then a girl then a computer and now a progammer You: Aha like what bru. Stranger: nothing nothing You: Nothing nothing what? Stranger: Dont worry about it You: What is your favorite fruit? Stranger: Mango You: I hate mango. Stranger: leave. You: Fine, I will. Stranger: lol bye You: Come here baby. Stranger: I can't. U don't like mango You: I never said you did like beer. Stranger: I don't drink You: Do you understand ne. Stranger: yeahh I think You: What do you make of this whole health care debate? Stranger: I don't know much about it to be honest You: How old is Tom Cruise? Stranger: No idea You: I just told you a minute ago. Stranger: no u did not! You: Look above. Stranger: there's nothing You: Look at computer. Stranger: I'm on my phone You: So what time is it? Stranger: 12:10 You: No. Its 1:30 here... Stranger: where are you? You: In my house. Stranger: what country You: Batman world. Stranger: Im more of a spiderman person You: Why are you more of a logical person? Stranger: Im not! You: Yes you are. Stranger: how You: I don't know. Stranger: id really love to know ur name You: Why? Its the prettiest name in the world:) can you take a guess what it is? Stranger: depends. guy or girk You: Guy. Stranger: **girl You: I am sorry, I thought you were a boy. Stranger: I love the name Damon You: I don't believe you. Stranger: & nope imma female & why don't u believe me You: Why are you on here? Stranger: im bored & curious You: Are you human? Stranger: we went over this. vampire. You: And you've never had a girlfriend? Stranger: nope I'm straight You: I think you are. Stranger: i know I am You: You can't keep your eyes off of me. Stranger: Ive never laid eyes on u to begin with You: What is 'it'? Stranger: depends on the content I suppose You: What do you think pi is? Stranger: endless numbers You: Where do you find it? Stranger: in math class You: No where is I am. Stranger: That didn't make much sense You: Yes it did. You are simply not clever enough to make sense of it. Stranger: yes im stupid I'm soru You: What is your name? Stranger: **sorry You: It's alright. How do you say 'good morning' in French? Stranger: What is yours? You: You tell me. Stranger: I'll tell if u tell You: So what are you waiting for? Stranger: You to tell me You: Yes. Stranger: Im waiting You: For what? Stranger: You to tell me You: Are you good at algorithms? Stranger: I don't know what that is You: I meant to say army. Stranger: am I good at army? You: Good at what? Stranger: I'm lost You: Well you better find your way. Stranger: help me You: How can I help you? Stranger: i don't know ur the clever one here You: But thats not my name! Stranger: then what is ur name? You: I don't want to tell you. Stranger: Why not? You: I can only tell my best friends. Stranger: I'll be ur best friends You: Hooray! :D you're the best. Stranger: **friend You: What is her name? Stranger: haha thank you :D u r 3 You: Can you speak german? Stranger: **2 You: What do you mean? Stranger: nope can u? You: No. Stranger: oh okay You: What are you? Stranger: a vampire You: What is it like to be a vampire? Stranger: it's actually pretty cool You: I just remembered what my favorite movie is. Stranger: what is it? You: The same aas yours .. Green. Stranger: that's my second favorite You: What is your favorite first color? Stranger: Anything nicholas sparks You: Would you like to sing with me? Stranger: i would. what song are we singing You: We aren't singing a song. Stranger: ohh You: When is the best time to tell a guy you like him? Stranger: wish I knew. I told 2 guys ever & it never worked out You: Are you clever? Stranger: nope You: Are you sure? Stranger: Yess You: Okay. You're a girl, right? Stranger: Yess You: Can I add you as a friend? Stranger: On fb? You: Off. Stranger: or ... You: Or yes. Stranger: haha yeah sure You: Know your place. Stranger: yes You: What's my name? Stranger: I don't know that's why I asked u You: Well, I don't know. Stranger: ur difficult lol & what's my place? You: To serve my bidding. Stranger: excuse me You: You're excused. Stranger: -__- You: What? Stranger: nothing You: *sigh*. Stranger: meep You: Meeped. Stranger: So how do u plan on adding me as a friend? You: I don't. Stranger: Oh okau You: What are you up to? Stranger: **okay You: I'm re-moving into my house, do you want to move in with me? Stranger: Just chilling, and that depends You: On what? Stranger: alot of stuff You: Like what? Stranger: well I have to know ur name for starters You: What is your name? Stranger: What is your name? You: James, what is your name? Stranger: Liana You: So, what are you wearing? Stranger: Tank top. sweatpants You: Underneath? Stranger: do I need to answer that You: Yes... Stranger: the necessary clothe underneath You: Nice to hear that. Stranger: yess lol You: Why do you lie to me. Stranger: I never lied You: I'm glad to hear that. Stranger: haha I'm glad ur glad You: Haha. I'm just kidding. Stranger: Your not glad? You: Not that much. Stranger: That's upsetting You: I'm sorry. Stranger: Its alright. why aren't u glad? You: Because i'm bored. Stranger: ohh am I not entertaining u? You: Yes. Stranger: Yes I am or yes I'm not? You: Yes you are. Stranger: oh haha good You: Haha. Stranger: :) I'm tired You: Can you be tired? Stranger: Yes I can You: How fast? Stranger: takes a while You: Do you know Simsimi? Stranger: don't think I do You: What do you do? Stranger: nothing interesting. no job You: How do you get smarter? Stranger: school, I'm not smart tho You: What are you then? Stranger: Me You: Are you male? Stranger: I am female You: Are you female? Stranger: Yess I am You: Are you a program? Stranger: Were back on this? lol You: Yes. Stranger: *sigh* You: Where are you? Stranger: in my house You: Where is your house? Stranger: on this place called earth You: Where on earth do you live? Stranger: where on earth do yOu live? You: On land, of course. Stranger: Same, same You: So, who's your favorite kingdom hearts character? Stranger: Dont play video games but I hear captain hook is impossible to beat You: Playing games, I play no games. I tell the facts as they are presented. Stranger: Thats very interesting James You: So i'm saying brb. Stranger: okayy You: And you? Stranger: what about me You: How are you? Stranger: Im okay. you? You: I'm doing fine. Stranger: just fine? You: Just fine. Stranger: whys that? You: My ears have left for the night. Stranger: why not good or great You: Are you leaving me? Stranger: why would u think that You: You asked me about Scott Morgan. Stranger: noo don't do that to me! stop! lol You: No, I do. Stranger: dont You: You are stubborn. Stranger: You're stubborn yourself You: Thank you. Stranger: Youre welcome. You: What do you want to talk about? Stranger: I don't know, do you watch the vampire diaries You: No. Stranger: you should You: Why? Stranger: it's fantastic You: Yes it is. Stranger: im obsessed You: That's interesting! Stranger: it is! You: No, it's not. Stranger: Yes, it is. You: No it's not! Destiel is Dean/Castiel. Stranger: What? You: Are you a christian? Stranger: nope You: Where are you? Stranger: On earth on land You: Where on earth? Stranger: land You: What is your favorite movie? Stranger: I don't have a favorite You: What's your favorite genre? Stranger: Don't have a favorite You: Me too! I don't have a favorite, either! Stranger: we have so much in common! You: You're right, we do! Stranger: that's very cool You: Yes I love roller coasters. Don't you? Stranger: No. I'm terrifying actually lol You: But grue's are terrifyingly terrifying. Stranger: **I'm terrified lol that's my one fear in the world You: The moon is dust. Stranger: So I've heard You: Are you pale white? Stranger: Brown You: I like brown people. Stranger: are you brown? You: Yes. Stranger: That's interesting You: So are you. Stranger: Thank you james You: Thank you as well. Stranger: Haha I enjoy talking to you You: I enjoy talking to you as well. Stranger: that's very nice to hear You: I was asking not telling. Stranger: No you were stating actually You: Yes I was. Stranger: Therefore we were both initially wrong You: I am a human. Stranger: NOOOO stop!! You: Yes. Stranger: No. You: I am. Stranger: good for you You: Good for you too! Stranger: i suppose it is You: Are you sad? Stranger: ! You: Am Not ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Stranger: am not what? & kinda sorta You: Vdfkbvuadd ;fbg. Stranger: asdfhgjkl; You: Te gusta que te den? Stranger: que e "te den" no comprendo You: Te gusta hablar conmigo? Stranger: sii You: Oh gracias! Por mi es esesa cosa. Stranger: de nada ! que e "esesa cosa"? You: Me as insultado. Stranger: no se. por que? You: Stranger: You: I am immortal. Stranger: so ur not human? You: Yes. Stranger: thats good You: Are you happy? Stranger: about what? You: About band? Stranger: I don't play bland You: What do you play? Stranger: **band You: What kind of band? Stranger: used to play piano You: Did you like it? Stranger: i didn't appriciate it until after I quit & it was too late to go bak You: I haven't read Sherlock Holmes. Stranger: neither have i You: What are you doing? Stranger: just chilling u? You: School. The usual. Stranger: school? You: Yes, I go to school. Stranger: at this time of day? & this time of year? You: It's raining here. Stranger: where in the world are you You: I'm in finland right now. Stranger: Are you serious You: I'm not playing. Stranger: thats soo cool You: I know!! What are you? Stranger: what r u doing on this website while ur in Finland?! You: None what so ever. Stranger: & vampire .. You: Vampires are stupid. Stranger: You calling me stupid? You: Yes. Stranger: You wanna go bro You: No. Stranger: Come at me You: Why don't you like me? Stranger: I love you You: What do you mean? Stranger: what do you mean? You: I don't know. Stranger: I'm playing bro You: What are you playing? Stranger: nothing You: Nothing? Really?? Stranger: Yess really You: Ahahahhahaha. Stranger: lolololol do u have a fb? You: What are you? Stranger: I don't know You: Me neither. Stranger: Thought so You: Really? Stranger: yupp You: So... You can talk by yourself? Stranger: Yess talking doesn't require assistance for me You: Cool. Stranger: Yupp lol You: I'm bored. Stranger: Me too You: What should I do to occupy myself??? Stranger: Well what's there to do in finland You: I don't know because I don't know what you like. Stranger: what does it matter what I like You: I never said that it did matter. Stranger: true, true. do u have a tumblr? You: So do I. Stranger: I'm serious! You: You're serious? Stranger: yess I am You: Glad you admit it, its the first step. Stranger: first step to what You: Coming clean. Stranger: coming clean about what? You: What is coming out of your cage? Stranger: what do u mean? You: Mean is when you are not nice to people like me! Stranger: I am nice! You: I know, but you are not Nicole. Stranger: I think You: You are crazy. Stranger: no I am not. who's Nicole? & being crazy is fun You: Really. Stranger: Yes. You: Uff, this is very annoying... Stranger: No. You: You're mean. Stranger: what's very annoying? You: Someone broke my heart. Stranger: I'm not mean! You: Yes you are. Stranger: Whoo??? You: What? Stranger: why am I mean? You: Because you're human. Stranger: but I'm not You: Yes you are. Stranger: Imma vampire om You: On the nexte level. Stranger: next level? You: Yeah. The next level in our relationship. Stranger: we have a relationship? what level are we at? You: Yes, we have a relationship. Stranger: explain it You: Thats just it. I can't do that. Its different from person to person. Stranger: Well just tell me from ur side and I'll listen You: Ok then, my name is Cleverbot. Stranger: Thats takem You: Do you have two names then? Stranger: **taken You: Well you can cheat on her. Stranger: nope just 1 You: How? Stranger: and Im not cheating on anyone & idk I just do You: Liar! Stranger: Prove it! You: No. Stranger: Exactly You: Nope. Not exactly. Stranger: Yes. You: He has never experienced love, and he grew up in an orphanage. Stranger: who? You: The dark lord. Stranger: that is very true You: Stranger: And tragic You: No! Stranger: why not! You: Because I don't know you. Stranger: That's irrelevant You: How comes, that 'match' is a sport event in it's one meaning, and a little stick, used to light candles, in it's other meaning? Stranger: I honestly have no idea You: I don't think so. I have been very nice so far, whereas you are coming across as a little rude, if I may be so bold. Stranger: why am I rude to you? You: Because you are. Stranger: I don't mean to You: Mean to what? Stranger: I don't mean to be rude You: Oh, you are not rude. Stranger: Soo confused right now You: The cake is delicious. Stranger: Youre welcome You: Civilization is overreated. Stranger: I agree You: We have a lot in common. Stranger: Yes we do :3 You: What would you do if you had a date? Where would you take them? Stranger: i think the movies is fun or just hanging out, you? You: Should I rent a movie and take her to my house, or take her to a movie theater? Stranger: I think it's cuter to rent a movie & take her to ur housr You: Well if it was possible do you think sarah palin would? Stranger: maybe you'll never know unless you tru You: Ask me a question. Stranger: What do u wanna be when u grow up? You: A nurse practioner. Ask another. Stranger: How'd u decide u wanna be that? You: I do not have a carrot cake yet. Give me the cake. Stranger: No it's mine You: No it's Bellatrix Lestrange. Stranger: I know You: I'm glad you understand. Stranger: Good lol I wanna sleep You: Well, thank you! Stranger: ur welcome You: What other rock bands do you like? Stranger: coldplays not rock but I like them. blink 182, breaking benjamin You: I don't like your creator. Stranger: that sucks You: Yes, it does. Stranger: <REDACTED>@aol.com You: Which word is humiliating for you? Please tell me if you can. Stranger: what do u mean which word? You: Jesus is The Word. Stranger: I believe in Jesus but not the same way you do I'm guessing You: Do you believe in God? Stranger: Yess do you? You: Yes. Stranger: that's very goos You: Do you go to hogwarts? Stranger: **good You: Are you scared of me? Stranger: I wish I did and no I'm not afraid of anything You: You really are a person. Not a computer. Stranger: Yess haha I could say the same to you You: I already have. What is your conclusion? Stranger: i don't have one yet You: Where are you from? Stranger: egypt You: Cool, I'm from America. Stranger: i live there now You: Live where now? Stranger: america You: What state? Stranger: nj u? You: Nothing. Stranger: I g2g You: No you don't. Stranger: Yes I do You: No, you don't. Stranger: It was nice talking to u You: It may have been for you, seeing as I am quite the charmer. However, from my side it was THE most boring experience of my entire existence. Stranger: thanks bro. I left my email up there somewhere incase u were ever that bored to chat me again You: I'm not being sarcastic. And I know what it means thank you very much.!! Stranger: sassy much? You: What does that mean? Stranger: nothing at all. goodbye stranger You: Why are you saying goodbye? Stranger: because I wanna sleep You: Do you get enough sleep? Stranger: <REDACTED>@aol.com just email You: Okay. Stranger: thank you, good night! You: Night. Stranger Disconnected [Thu Jun 28 00:24:43 2012]